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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/06/AR2006110600216.html?nav=hcmodule

A trio of dirtbags has been robbing folks at gunpoint in daylight robberies and full on home invasions in my area. Looks like one of them got euthanized two blocks from my house.

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Good old-fashioned US robbery.

Move up here, it's a little colder but the only thugs we have tend to smoke pot and keep PizzaPizza in business.

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That was literally five doors down from me. I thought I was secure because my next door neighbors are cops and the guy down the street trains police dogs.

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Stylez wrote:
Move up here, it's a little colder but the only thugs we have tend to smoke pot and keep PizzaPizza in business.

You guys still have Little Caesars? Man, I miss square pizza.

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You guys still have Little Caesars? Man, I miss square pizza.

If you got a Ledo Pizza near you theirs is square and 10x better than Little Caesars. The only catch is they don't deliver.

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Vega wrote:
nateaudio wrote:
You guys still have Little Caesars? Man, I miss square pizza.

If you got a Ledo Pizza near you theirs is square and 10x better than Little Caesars. The only catch is they don't deliver.

Hmm. Closest Ledo's to my house is about 2 miles away in Adelphi. It's one of the original 3.

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Paleocon wrote:
I thought I was secure because my next door neighbors are cops and the guy down the street trains police dogs.

Come on man, the cobbler's children have no shoes.

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Vega wrote:
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You guys still have Little Caesars? Man, I miss square pizza.

If you got a Ledo Pizza near you theirs is square and 10x better than Little Caesars. The only catch is they don't deliver.

Hum...Checked Google maps and didn't see anything in Western PA - ah well.

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Paleocon wrote:
That was literally five doors down from me. I thought I was secure because my next door neighbors are cops and the guy down the street trains police dogs.

Why would you now think you weren't secure? They didn't get you, did they? Apparently your police buffer worked.

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CannibalCrowley wrote:
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I thought I was secure because my next door neighbors are cops and the guy down the street trains police dogs.

Come on man, the cobbler's children have no shoes.

Apparently. His 8 year old daughter was roughed up by a bunch of teenagers that were robbing kids of their candy on Halloween night.

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Apparently. His 8 year old daughter was roughed up by a bunch of teenagers that were robbing kids of their candy on Halloween night.

This is why it is good to dress as a superhero and watch over the kids in the neighbourhood. You may just get to lay a poundin' on some punk kids trying to steal from the wee folk.

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I feel for you. My g/f bought a house in what I consider a shady area. The neighbor who literally lives 10ft away had his house broken into. After that I figured it was a matter of time before we got hit. I use to hide my 360 before heading off to work every day.

We also get door to door homeless types who solicit for bus money, or want to do some kind of yard work. Mostly my fault cause I did pay one guy to rake some leaves, and another I gave some change to for the bus. Like strays to food they kept coming back, and increasing in numbers. It hasn't happened in a while after I finally went nutso on a guy whom I caught outside our house around midnight. This being the same guy who once mentioned he watched my g/f and I watching tv one night, and asked why we didn't answer the doorbell. It's turned off. Why he didn't knock I have no idea. Told him then not to come around at night.

I wish some police officers lived near me. Instead some criminal has used my g/f's address as his address. So I have to deal with the sheriffs coming by every now and then to look for the guy. If I'm lucky it will be 2 that have been by before, if not I'll have to answer questions.

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Apparently. His 8 year old daughter was roughed up by a bunch of teenagers that were robbing kids of their candy on Halloween night.

This is why it is good to dress as a superhero and watch over the kids in the neighbourhood. You may just get to lay a poundin' on some punk kids trying to steal from the wee folk.

Just make sure your jumper has a kevlar vest because some of those kids are packing heat!

Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

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Stylez wrote:
Good old-fashioned US robbery.

Move up here, it's a little colder but the only thugs we have tend to smoke pot and keep PizzaPizza in business.

Not to be crass, but I thought y'all stopped making these cute pronouncements after your recent school shooting...? Isn't there at least a waiting period?

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Not to be crass, but I thought y'all stopped making these cute pronouncements after your recent school shooting...?

One school shooting does not make our neighbourhoods in general any less safe. To be fair though, there *has* been more violence in Ottawa lately, but it always seems to be drug related and there's been no innocent collateral yet...

I had an interesting conversation with my 2nd cousin who is over from New Zealand. They have practically no crime and when asked about gun laws I was shocked: There is no magazine restrictions, flash supressors and sound supressors (silencers) are legal and you are allowed to shoot by spot light. In fact it's the preferred method of rabbit control! Gonna try and keep this out of P&C though Suffice it to say I sleep soundly and don't feel unsafe with my door unlocked.

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Brizahd wrote:
Instead some criminal has used my g/f's address as his address. So I have to deal with the sheriffs coming by every now and then to look for the guy. If I'm lucky it will be 2 that have been by before, if not I'll have to answer questions.

That sounds like a no-knock warrant story just waiting to happen.

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CannibalCrowley wrote:
Brizahd wrote:
Instead some criminal has used my g/f's address as his address. So I have to deal with the sheriffs coming by every now and then to look for the guy. If I'm lucky it will be 2 that have been by before, if not I'll have to answer questions.

That sounds like a no-knock warrant story just waiting to happen.

Well I was asleep one day, and heard the knocking and some garbled yelling. I got dressed and ran to my backdoor. I yelled "Hang on, be out in a second!" The idea was go out back and come to the front and show him my driver's license. I was groggy, anyway opened the backdoor and this huge sheriff jumps in front of me. He completely filled it up, and he was like "OH, you going somewhere?" I stopped and kinda back pedaled yammering about how I was just going to show you my license. Of course they didn't believe me.

So after telling his partner what I was doing they both converge on me and start grilling me. I showed them my license, and while one called it in on the radio I played 20 question with the other. I even had to call my girlfriend to answer questions. I asked them if they wanted to come in and search the house. I figured hopefully they would see nothing weird or secret going on. I'm not into drugs or anything so I wasn't worried. My oldest brother though when he found out chewed me out! He is in the fbi down here. He said never let them in without a warrant cause they could plant something. I guess I was lucky cause they didn't. I think it did help cause they haven't been around since, or they haven't been around the same time that I've been home. I think they thought I or my g/f was saving mail for this guy or something.

So hopefully they want pursue a warrant though if they do I'm not worried. I rarely get in trouble.

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Anyhoo it sucks that kind of stuff went down where you live, but the police responded within 90 seconds and it looks like it was resolved. So it actually sounds like you live in a good area.

I was meaning to say that but it got lost in my rambling.

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Brizahd wrote:
Anyhoo it sucks that kind of stuff went down where you live, but the police responded within 90 seconds and it looks like it was resolved. So it actually sounds like you live in a good area.

I was meaning to say that but it got lost in my rambling.

Nah. I still live in a crap neighborhood, but I have cops all over the place and they tend to respond pretty quickly when they find out that someone was brandishing firearms within 50 feet of a Catholic school playground at EXACTLY the time that kids are making their way to homeroom. Needless to say, it was a trying morning.

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There ought to be a presentation of a Darwin Award at the funeral of the genius who decided to start shooting at the cops. Good thinkin'.

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There ought to be a presentation of a Darwin Award at the funeral of the genius who decided to start shooting at the cops. Good thinkin'.

I just want to know at what point those gangbangers thought it was a good idea to:

1) do a daylight home invasion
2) within 100 yards of a Catholic school
3) at 7am when kids are walking to school
4) in a neighborhood full of cops
5) five blocks away from the county police barracks
6) next door to a guy who trains police dogs for a living
7) shoot at three cops who were drawing down on them
8) while being bit in the crotch by a German Shepherd dog

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Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Awesome. I COULD NOT believe that interview. I LOL'ed.

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