Lord of the G-Strings
Monday, January 20th, 2003 - 4:58pm
While I was collecting the DVD releases for this week I saw an ad for this upcoming gem, of the G-Strings: Femaleship of the Strings
Quote:
In this erotic spoof of the Peter Jackson epic, three diminutive yet delectable female Throbbits face danger and sensual adventure in their quest to destroy the legendary and all-powerful G-String.
My god, who do they pay to come up with this stuff? Wait... will any of the women have elf ears? Mmmmmm... elf ears. 
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
People who like midget sex.
And if there''s anything resembling the Frodo-Sam relationship in the movie, lots and lots of lesbian midget sex.
Sometimes, when I get bored, I put a little cape on my penis, and we fly around solving mysteries.
The suits at New Line will flip over this.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
PREORDERED!
Oh, wait we''re mocking it? Oh, I see. Well met! Utter tripe, an embarassment to the species. Misty Mundae hasn''t done a good DVD since Misty Mundae, Mummy Raider. She''s just not the quality actress she once was.
- Elysium
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
Well, there are porn spoofs of everything. Shaving Ryan''s Privates, Tits A Wonderful Life, Romancing the Bone, Porn on the Fourth of July, and the classic Star Whores.
I doubt Pete or whoever will bother suing.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
But you''re forgetting some of the other classics, Mex.
Poop Dreams
Titty Slickers
The Bare Wench Project
Ed Wood
Edward Penishands
The Firm
Just to name a few.
Worst signature ever.
Gamertag: Tex Red
www.mumfordland.com
Edward Penishands!
I laughed, I cried, I had to use kleenex.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Blanche Neige et les sept mains.
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