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Someone on another forum I visit posted a link to one of the most horrifying things I've ever read...

Knight Rider fanfic wherein KITT and Michael get a little bit more intimate than you might expect for a man and a car.

It was so horrible I couldn't even read more than a paragraph or two, lest I go insane like some H.P Lovecraft character who reads a forbidden book.

It's all just text, but I don't want to post the link since it's definitely porn, however if you wish to risk permanent mental breakdown message me and I will send you the link.

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I want you to write down the name of anyone who asks you for that link and send it to me so I can add them to the list.

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What list?

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Ok, I admit. I wrote it. I give new meaning to the term ""AutoErotic"" (rimshot)

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Wow, another writer of KITT porn? And I thought I was the only one...

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On somethingawful I saw some erotic fanfction that crossed Furries and ... Anne Frank. A racoon Anne Frank taught Isla the SS She Wolf how to love, or something like that.

There is erotic fanfiction for almost anything out there, there''s also a decent chance it''s furry fanfiction. Go on, play Google Roulette. I dare you

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You just reminded me of something I found a couple of years back. I was just getting interested in voice actors for cartoons and I found this site. I haven''t looked at any of the site except the outtakes so don''t blame me if you find some of Pyro''s furry porn somewhere there. My link should be work safe but you might want to break out the headphones before listening to them at work. Who knew Lion-O was such a potty mouth?

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No takers as of yet. I still feel like I should go scrub myself with steel wool while muttering ''Unclean!''.

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