Laugh, Nerds of Earth, Laugh!!

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Location: Straight Outta Arkham

I almost posted this story before. But when CNN syndicates an Onion article on their RSS feed, it'd be downright responsible not to:

Mars Rover beginning to hate Mars

RIP ChronicNecrosis

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Location: Austin!

Well at least the giant onion and 'satire' in the background aren't blinking pink and yellow. I think they can be a little more subtle about it without having too many people mistake it for real news.

Funny story though.

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Location: Onett, Eagleland

I really wish the Mars rover was as pissy as the Onion says it to be. I was chuckling madly at the "STILL NO WATER" part. I think I woke up my roomie. Oh well.

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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Location: Cary, NC

When did CNN start doing that?

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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I know I'm not terribly cool

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Location: Right behind you.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
When did CNN start doing that?

When CNN got sick of making up their own news. HAPPY NOW?!?!

-Bad Mojo

And man that dog looks like he's having a good time, but that monkey is f*cking into it. This isn't his recreation; this is his life and he knows it in a way I will never know anything. --Danjo Olivaw

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Of course, we all know there is someone who will take that article seriously...that, will be the real humor.

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Vrikk's picture
Location: Onett, Eagleland

darrenl wrote:
Of course, we all know there is someone who will take that article seriously...that, will be the real humor.

I should send it to my mom. She believes anything.

I remember her duct taping the windows the night of the supposed Y2K "attack". She then got angry at me for not helping. I was laughing too hard.

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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Location: Trying to get to Mercy Hospital

The article wrote:
'OVERPRICED SPACE-ROOMBA AWAITING MORE BULLS--- ORDERS.'

Beautiful.

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Duoae wrote:
Danjo Olivaw wrote:

Blurpty durpty durp.

Blorp glorp florp!

Exactly.
-on L4D

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Location: Uhhh..... Long story....

And sigged.

Holy Aerean Landscape I needed that today.

Duoae wrote:

Crouton wrote:
The upside is that these problems are potentially soluble.
Like the wicked witch of the west?