Jacky Boy Thompson vs. Mortal Kombat - Round 1

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While Thompson is still in the thick of his Bully battle, he made time today to fire off a cease and desist order to Midway Games. He wants the publisher to stop distributing Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, but contrary to what one might expect, he didn't cite the game's over-the-top violence as a reason to stop selling it.

"It has today come to my attention that the newly recently [sic] Mortal Kombat: Armageddon [b]contains an unauthorized commercial exploitation of my name, photograph, image, and likeness within the game[/b]," Thompson wrote in an e-mail addressed to Midway president and CEO David Zucker and carbon-copied to several news outlets. "You are commanded to cease and desist immediately from the distribution of this game because of this unauthorized, illegal content." (Emphasis in original.)

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6160576.html

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He's not actually in the game. Someone made him use the character creation tool. It's in the article you linked.

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Snort! Reading the article, it isn't even a real character, just something that they created using the fighter customization options. And yelling at a judge... wow, Thompson really is crazy. He was very lucky to stand before a judge who didn't have him thrown into a cell for some cooldown time.

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Hehehe... I wonder what the finishing move is that the person who created the "character" gave the "Thompson" doppleganger?

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I used most of the same parts to make Phoenix Wright..

This argument sounds ridiculous, but leave us not forget the result of Marvel V. City of Heroes.

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McChuck wrote:
He's not actually in the game. Someone made him use the character creation tool. It's in the article you linked.

Yeah I caught that right after I posted. I'll edit my Midway comment.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
This argument sounds ridiculous, but leave us not forget the result of Marvel V. City of Heroes.

And let us not forget that was an out-of-court settlement, so we don't have a precedent on the legal books for that yet so far. Hopefully it goes to court and the court sides with Midway. This would at least set a legal precedent so lawyers can't hold these kinds of threats over game companies' heads due to user-created content.

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Can I get a quick synopsis on what happened with that case? Not familiar with it.

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Misappropriation of likeness is a tort in some states. In Minnesota there is a case about a company that converted some guy's face into a baby image and made a line of porcelain baby dolls all with the guy's face. Really bizarre. I forget how torts like that interact with First Amendment free speech issues, but I think it's safe to say that Jack has no case here.

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93_confirmed wrote:
Can I get a quick synopsis on what happened with that case? Not familiar with it.

Marvel complained that you could use the CoH character creator to make characters that looked identical to their IPs. CoH responded by removing some key items from the creator, if memory serves.

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jack thompson.. what hasn't been said about you, you neocon nutted-up sue-happy fruitcake?

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Mills wrote:
Hehehe... I wonder what the finishing move is that the person who created the "character" gave the "Thompson" doppleganger?

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Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson is the most violent man in America, ergo, he is a perfect fit for Mortal Kombat. Don't believe me? Check out any one of Jack's recent tirades both before and after his Contempt charges in Florida the other day. The man was ready to massacre that judge. And with the recent release of Bully, he's gone and added flaming homophobia to his list of virtues. When it comes to kombatants, Jack is truly in a class by himself.

The Formula
Appearance: Body Type (1/7)
Gender: Male
Size: Medium (Skin Color: 4, 13)

Appearance: Head (2/7)
Face: Old
Hair: Anime 3 (Color: 1, 15)
Helmet: None

Appearance: Upper Body (3/7)
Torso: Suit (Color: 1, 6 Accent Color: 2, 6)
Cloth: None
Gloves: None

Appearance: Lower Body (4/7)
Pants: Tuxedo (Color: 1, 5)
Belt: None
Boots: Tuxedo (Color: 1, 4)

Appearance: Accessories (5/7)
Head: None (Optional: Devil Horns)
Chest: None

Appearance: Accessories (6/7)
Arms: None
Legs: None

Appearance: Attributes (7/7)
Nose Width: 4
Nose Length: 15
Mouth Width: 10
Lip Size: 8
Cheekbones: 20
Cheek Width: 17
Jaw Width: 17
Eyelids: 0
Eye Angle: 10

Fighting Style (Legalese)
Preset: Aggressive
Stance: Shotokan

Weapon Style (Objection)
Weapon Type: Axes
Weapon: War Hammer
Preset: None
Stance: Crude Hammer

Special Moves
Projectile: Chi-Blast
Charge: Unassigned
Disabling: Banshee Scream
Teleport: Mind Warp
Throw: Heel To The Gut

Extras
Voice: Small Male 1
Victory: Unassigned

The Rationale
Jack Thompson is all legs and is a deadly mid-range opponent.

Jack's personality meshes perfectly with many of the Kreate A Fighter options. He fights with the Aggressive Shotokan stance as it gives him that puffed out self-important look that is critical to a guy like Jack Thompson. His projectile is a big fireball known as the Chi-Blast because he's always spouting flames on the Internet. And going for the obvious, Jack uses the Banshee Scream because he's always yelling (even when others want to have a civil conversation with him). It's clear that raising his voice that much must have some kind of defensive capabilities, otherwise why would a person constantly act like that in public?

As the fight wears on Jack will just get worse. If the battle isn't going well he can pull out gavel-inspired War Hammer and try to restore order to the battlefield. And if he somehow manages to win the day, Jack has no victory pose because, let's face it, he's never won.

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As the fight wears on Jack will just get worse. If the battle isn't going well he can pull out gavel-inspired War Hammer and try to restore order to the battlefield. And if he somehow manages to win the day, Jack has no victory pose because, let's face it, he's never won.

That is awesome.

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