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The study by psychologists at Ontario''s McMaster University

I''m just pleased to see that for a change it wasn''tmytax dollars wasted...

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When the black helicopters come to kidnap us, they will have a beautiful woman on board to distract us while we are sedated.

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I don''t know. Maybe it''s just me, but I would think most guys would take the immediate cash regardless of the pictures.

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I don''t know. Maybe it''s just me, but I would think most guys would take the immediate cash regardless of the pictures.

Well they did have a different reaction if they didn''t see the hot girls. Of course, maybe showing menuglywomen accounts for the difference. Perhaps the natural response would be to take the quick cash but a parade of trolls short-curcuits the normal thinking process.

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""After viewing pictures of highly attractive women, the male students were more likely to choose the immediate cash rather than wait a day for the extra cash.""

I''ve figured it out. Looking at the hot women made the men so horny that they needed the immediate cash to go to a strip club.

I'm bringing sexy back!

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Unintentionally comedic spam is extremely funny.

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Wow. Talk about necropost. Would this be necropostspam? Necrospam?

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Also since when to brick and mortar New York eye doctors resort to forum spam to boost google results?

HELL. HANDBASKET.

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These threads are really confusing if you only see them post-cleanup.

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