They're alive!

Slosh slosh slosh...

I haven't seen a lot of REAL bouncing boobies in my face, but don't video game boobs always seem a little light and floaty? Not just perky, I mean they look like they're balloons taped to their chest, with no real mass.

They must have their own gravity emulator, independent of the actual girl. Emulating the gravity on, I don't know, someplace really gelatenous.

Now that is just plain awesome.

That was the highlight of the first one, really. Silly as it is, if there's a place for Sabado Gigante in this world, there isn't really much of an arguement against this.

...uh?

Isnt it Digital Devil Saga where the breasts are faces, or mouths or whatever. I've terrified myself, nevermind.

Aha! I see what you did there...

I am doubly glad. That's twice glad, each gladness with its own independent physics.

I wouldn't even call that jiggling. It's more like.. wobbling. Yeah. That's it. You know, like weebles? They kind of alternate flopping up and down.

It really is completely ridiculous, but kind of funny too.

Uh...$60 for virtual boobs? I'll pass...

It's like each breast is a fighter craft piloted by me or an equally-incompetent wingman.

I... don't.... understand... the intended demographic for this game.

Teenage boys ? Sitting in living room with an Xbox ? Parents walking by ? Getting parents' approval/money to buy this game ? I don't think so.

Adult males ? I don't think so.

I don't think the portrayal of women as "prettiest thing with Down syndrome you've ever seen" is going to win any points with females either.

Little girls in the Barbie stage ? Maybe. But what little girl with a Barbie owns an XBOX ?

This is for the same crowd that enjoys anime.

I do have the first one. I played it exactly once. My wife (she grew up in Tokyo btw) walked in while it was loading up and I showed it to her. I thought we would share a laugh. She watched quietly while the intro played. Now if she ever has anything cheeky to comment on me trying to sneak a bit of gaming time in(any game at all), she just starts singing the melody to the DoA XBV1 intro song(It's catchy hear it once and you've got it memorized). When she really wants to shame me into total submission she'll imitate a portion of the dance while doing so.

She's got me. At that point, I immediately buckle and go do a house project before the humiliation gets too overwhelming.

Or I guess more to the point, did you actually play the first game? This is a game that it's very easy to look down the nose at but there's really some weird stuff going on. It's worth playing a bit just because it's a very different game from almost anything else out there, very laid back, you can't really lose, relaxed atmosphere, you don't have to think (which nothing makes sense anyway). I guess I compare it to watching a really bad B movie, it's bad, and in it's unabashed badness there's some fun to be had.