Santorum: One does not simply walk into Iraq

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Oh man.. I thought the thread title was a joke..

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"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said, describing the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth.

"It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S.," Santorum continued. "You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

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Credit goes to a friend of mine who sent me the link.

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I didn't realize that he was desperate enough to cater to the geek vote in Pennsylvania.

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He didn't mention that his domestic surveilance program on America's bedrooms would be called "the Eye of Mordor", did he?

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Five rings for republicans, five rings for democrats, but one ring to rule them all. And it's on Cheney's finger, unfortunately.

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This is the guy that brought home the dead fetus for his kids to play with when his wife miscarried, right?

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Double checked, and yeah that's him.

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My World of Warcraft rogue was named Santorum.

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So in this analogy, the US is Mt. Doom? Are Cheney and Bush the Hobbits? Can someone photoshop that? Especially if it's Cheny/Sam carrying Bush/Frodo.

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Jolly Bill wrote:
So in this analogy, the US is Mt. Doom? Are Cheney and Bush the Hobbits? Can someone photoshop that? Especially if it's Cheny/Sam carrying Bush/Frodo.

I look forward to this greatly.

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The LOTR series uses magic and witchcraft. Isn't Santorum vehemently opposed to such abominations?

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baggachipz wrote:
The LOTR series uses magic and witchcraft. Isn't Santorum vehemently opposed to such abominations?

J.R.R Tolkien was a devout Christian which somehow makes his works "A-OK" in the eyes of many Christians who otherwise vehemently oppose fantasy works like those of J.K Rowling for example.

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Edwin wins the round.

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I caught Santorum's commercial last night, one where he is in a boxing ring. He used his support of the Video Game Regulation as part of his pitch. Made me so mad I went and lopped off some heads in Dark Messiah. (Just added this for d r a m a -tic effect.)

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