I feel like quite the idiot./use of monty python in real life

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I just started understanding Edgarnewts tag.

Well, anyway......has anyone used a Monty Python quote in real life just randomly? I caught myself yealling "Shes a witch" without even noticing it....anyone else or am I just a loser face?

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Well, anyway......has anyone used a Monty Python quote in real life just randomly? I caught myself yealling "Shes a witch" without even noticing it....anyone else or am I just a loser face?

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I've used "And now for something completely different", "I am French, you idiot, why do you think I have this outrageous accent" and "help, help I'm being repressed" often enough in real life conversations.

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All the time. I will randomly say "Lets not, tis a silly place." or the famous "We are the nights that go nee!" and friends will continue, oh and "No one expects the spanish inquisition!"

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Not Monty Python, but I caught myself making a video game quote at work the other day. We were getting a demo on a virtual 'collaboration' tool, one that everyone can share a white board. The background was an image of the globe.

I started to type "All your base are...." and then realized my colleagues probably would have no clue or interpret it as non-politically correct.

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I'm being repressed.

This is suppose to be a APpy occasion.

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Yes, I use Monty Python quotes with some great regularity.

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I quote Python all the time. What's great is my kids are starting to "get it" too.

A group of my friends and family have a virtual code language built out of "Kids In The Hall" quotes as no one else seems to get them, which is too bad. Youtube has been great though for explaining my secret code to others.
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oldmanscene24 wrote:
ALBATROSS!

Onnastick!

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duckilama wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
ALBATROSS!

Onnastick!

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Quoting Python should only be done amongst close friends. That really, really like Python.

For the rest of us - those people that think Python is OK, or actually dislike it - it's intensely annoying.

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1Dgaf wrote:
Quoting Python should only be done amongst close friends. That really, really like Python.

For the rest of us - those people that think Python is OK, or actually dislike it - it's intensely annoying.

I've run into this before... everyone just stay back. He might explode. He's fallen into a thread filled with MPisms, and they've tripped his outer defense systems.

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Tyrian wrote:
duckilama wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
ALBATROSS!

Onnastick!

Does it come with wafers?


'course it doesn't come with wafers, it's a bloody seabird, isn't it?

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For a while, friends and I would call each other, yell "Albatross!" and hang up.

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Thirteenth wrote:
For a while, friends and I would call each other, yell "Albatross!" and hang up.

"Dinsdale" would've been funnier. IMO.

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I am almost completely incapable of original speech. If one has a sharp ear you'll realize most words that come forth from my lips are quotations. I tap the well of Monty Python quotes quite often. However, most people only know Monty Python as that movie about the Holy Grail, so I get away with quite a lot.

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McChuck wrote:
I am almost completely incapable of original speech. If one has a sharp ear you'll realize most words that come forth from my lips are quotations. I tap the well of Monty Python quotes quite often. However, most people only know Monty Python as that movie about the Holy Grail, so I get away with quite a lot.

What's wrong with a kiss, boy?


That's like a buddy of mine. Our conversations are almost completely quotes.

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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. T'is a silly place.

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