Talk math to me baby...
Saturday, September 9th, 2006 - 10:43pm
I got the title of this thread from a conversation Kepheus and I had recently.
I asked him to convert a temperature from Fahrenheit to Celcius and while he was busy calculating that out loud as we walked to the grocery store I turned to him said "Talk math to me baby..." interrupting his calculations and making him laugh so loud that people looked at him funny.
Share your best "I made you laugh like a crazy person" story! Extra points if you made someone squirt stuff out of their nose. 
LilCodger wrote:
Stengah wrote:Jimmies. Dessert sprinkles. "I'd like a sundae with chocolate jimmies."I don't get it. How do you kick someone in the sprinkles?
subtract 32 degrees and divide by 1.8
My sarcastic humor rarely gets that reaction, but this one time (no, not at bandcamp), I made someone laugh too loudly and squirting stuff out of their nose simply by accidentally falling into the pool. Wish it had been on purpose. Also wish I hadn't had my cell phone AND my digital camera in my pocket.
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This has been a long-standing game between my wife an me. It started with shouting "On a steeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" at each other whenever one of us made a move to drink something.
After doing some googling... this originated after watching a Jeff Dunham (comedian) skit many years ago.
I made my friend pee himself one time. He was actually trying not to laugh water out his nose and pissed himself instead. It was awesome.
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Back when I was doing Gilbert and Sullivan musicals, I did this to a room of people (spitting, but no peeing as far as I know). We had just done five shows in four days, with a party every night, and this was the last party. The music director was young, talented, well-liked, and unbeknownst to me, lusted after by most of the women in the cast (college-aged women, college-aged director). Everyone gets close during musicals (or despised); you live with these people 24/7 the last couple weeks of the show. It was like 3:30 in the morning and he was making his goodbyes. The entire room stopped their conversations and all of the women started making these sort of "cooing" little goodbyes to him. This was when I realized that they all had a crush on him. And then there was a lull, a palpable lull where no one (out of 30 some people) spoke at all. Into this lull, I loudly uttered the now famous line:
"Yeah, I'd do him."
And then there was much spitting of party munchies.
I'm guilty of the "On a Steeeeek" thing too.
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Good stuff
AnimeJ wrote:
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Same here, except that I'm much more attractive
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Good times. Thank you for reminding me of that.
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When those weird, awkward simultaneous lulls in conversations happen at parties and the like, just remember the following line and keep it handy:
"And that's how she got herpes in both eyes."
Never fails to impress.
I was in Wal-mart with my roomate back a few years ago. We were following our time-honored ritual of late friday night beer, DVD, computer or video game and frozen food run. We're in the freezer section and I open the case, which was one of the tall, hinged door types. The bottom corner of the freezer door, the one with the metal frame around it, slams into the my ankle. You know the bone I'm talking about, it sticks out and hurts like hell when you hit it. So, I'm trying not to scream/cry/kill someone when my friend leans over and says, "Fall down."
I started laughing my ass off, but I did miss the oppurtunity to sue a Wal-Mart.
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"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
At our annual campout this summer one of the girls from back home showed up and was, as the locals say, "preggers". She was discussing quietly with one of her friends how her breasts have gone up a cup in size. One of my buddies overhears it from the other side of the campfire and slurs out "Yup, I did notice yer tits were gettin' bigger!"
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I wonder if DuckiDeva will show up with the photo of me from this morning sending her and the duckling into fits of laughter. It involved (oddly enough) a duck, a shirt, and me.
"And my son, too, thinks everything is a launchpad, every bug a meal, and every sunny day a reason to take all your clothes off and roll around in the grass." - rabbit
Not just any duck...the Jurassic Duck of Doom, who was hatching your head. Maybe you had to be there...but it was fall over funny. If I can remember to get pics off the camera, I will indeed share your Ducki Morning Moments.
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Double it and add 30, hot stuff.
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