I had an interesting night.
Friday, September 8th, 2006 - 12:22pm
Went to a BBQ late last night, and all went peachy until right about the end. A bit tired, a sat down in a ring of seats someone had set up, and there was a girl sitting next to me, who I didn't know. She was drunk, and by drunk, I mean DRUNK.
I (attempted) to hold a conversation with her when she shouted something in my direction, but she was simply too far gone. Then some guy walked by and told her that she was in "Remmy's seat" and that he'd want it back when he got back.
And then it began. This girl, whose pipes were admirably powerful, stood up and began bellowing at the top of her lungs: "F**K REMMY! REMMY'S A PUSSY!" blah blah blah, on and on, until she finally got bored of it. Now, she had no idea who Remmy way (nor did I,) but he had offended her by proxy. When she finally sat back down, all talk was to be of REMMY and the various unflattering things about him. I thought it was quite amusing.
That is, until Remmy himself came back. Apparently, when a drunken frat whore screams something in your face, you are assumed to aggree with whatever that scream contains. "Remmy" as it turns out, is about 6'5", 280 or so. With no warning whatsoever, he grabbed the legs of my chair and flipped it unside down, spilling me onto the grass. The girl figured out who this was, and started HOWLING about how Remmy was this and that. And the more SHE yelled, the more angry Remmy seemed to get. AT ME.
Finally my buddy (the host of the event,) ran over and talked some sense into the R-Man. By the end of the night I was even able to laugh about it with the big dope.
It's made me think, though. That girl, and girls in general, essentially have a free pass to say whatever the hell the want. Not only was she safe from anything physical this big bastard might have done to her, but if he HAD done anything, every guy within earshot would have immediately rushed to her defense.
It ain't fair, I tells ya! 
Upside to the night: I now have a big, big dude who feels like he owes me, a bit. I'm just waiting for somebody to offend me. 
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Wow. Sounds like you were at a Korean church cookout.
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Oh, that Remmy. He's such a pussy.
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wordsmythe wrote:
Why, oh why, did you continue to talk to the drunken wench? Nothing good could come of it, unless you were hoping for a DDT moment.
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Remmy? Wasn't that Gambit's name? Was this dude from Louisiana?
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ahh testosterone. At least the guy had the common sense to stop before someone really got hurt. As for the drunk fratwhore... Word travels, and likely this young lady will be hearing about that day for some time to come. Her come-uppance will erm... come up because well, that's Karma for ya.
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A - What's up with your friend having such a tool at his party?
B - You should have at least hit Remmy with your chair.
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I had a similar thing occur to me in college. Me and my homies went to the Bahamas for a little drunken fun. One night on the way back from a bar, we were in a Taxi Bus with about 10 other students. Some girl that I had never even SEEN before, decided that I had done something to here or one of her friends. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC on me, calling me every name in the book. She is fall down drunk and barely comprehensible, so she can't be reasoned with. I have no idea who she is, or even what exactly she is accusing me of, so I can't defend myself. So I try to ignore it. But she WILL NOT LET IT GO. Even worse, she was very attractive, so then random guys on the bus start taking up for her and start hassling me about being a jerk or whatever.
It got so bad, the cab driver made me and my friends get out (in the middle of freaking nowhere). Even my pals were asking me what I did. I seethed with impotent rage.
On the last night on the island, I ran into the same girl and apparently one of her friends had filled her in on what happened. She apoligized profusely and bought me and my homies a round of drinks. The running joke of the trip was that I had raped a busload of school children, but at last I had sweet, sweet, vindication.
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This story would have rocked if instead of Remmy it had been Lemmy. I would feel honored if Lemmy flipped my chair over.
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It wouldn't be an LA or NYC Koreatown night out without some psycho Korean woman going off about how such-and-such is a "stalker" or how she broke up with whoever and is scared because he's at the same club. This, of course, results in dumbasses with too much booze and testosterone deciding to be manipulated. It's always a bad scene.
I just got a call yesterday from some guy I haven't met in three years who told me I'm on the sh1t list of a bunch of LA Korean knuckleheads because some girl has concocted some fantasy about my having not treated her right. It's worth noting that I haven't been to LA Koreatown in 20 years and don't date chainsmokers with thick calves. Just try telling that to a bunch of Ktown morons.
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Stay away from drunk chicks and virgins. Both are lousy in bed and have little ability to reason things through.
Go for their eyes boo
That is the exact reason why I avoided parties in college, and why I continue to avoid most social situations to this day. That, and I'm a bit of an introvert who dislikes most people...
That's Remmy all right.
What a TOOL.
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lunabean wrote:I don't know what I did in a previous life, but I tend to be a lightning rod for whack party crap. Completely unprovoked, drunken South African chick put a out cigarette in the back of my neck (prompting me to shatter her nose with a pint glass); another South African (on a separate incident) attempted to start a fight with me in a crowded restroom; a Taiwanese gangster shot his friend across the table from me; two Koreans beat one another senseless over some lying, delusional woman on the subway two rows in front of me; and a Polish guy I had just met told a pair of Russian gangsters I had the money he owed them and took off leaving me to deal with it. Bad things happen to me in bars.
If we're going go do a DC slap and tickle, let's do it at Chuck E Cheeze.
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:-/ That's a quite a bit of unprovoked drama for one lifttime!
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Lag used to be a lot worse back in the day. Hell, it took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
Quintin_Stone wrote: The typical American eats 3.5 bigfoots in their sleep each year.
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But think of all the stories you could tell! Hell, I wish I could remember even half of the crazy sh*t that went down in college. What I actually can remember looks great through rose-colored glasses.
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If it was Lemmy, I would've totally let him punch me in the face too.
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And I haven't even mentioned the getting guns pointed at me, getting hit by cars on six different occasions, being dropped off a 30 foot rock face, being chased by a rutting deer, and getting beat down by a pimp.... or the first semester roommate in college who introduced himself by asking me never to bring any white girls over (he was a redneck from Hagerstown).
Yup. Never a dull moment in paleoland.
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Remind me not to hang with you. I might get hurt or have to kill someone in self defense.
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You must've drawn the ace of spades.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Well, folks give me far less crap now that I sport a high and tight. For some odd reason I used to be the fight magnet when I had the fu manchu and pony tail.
I guess when you look like Al Leong, folks just want to fcuk with you.
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pony tail = beat my ass
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:Yup. And apparently, tattoo + crew cut = leave me alone.
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Heh, yea, or you could go the full route and shave your head completely bald, then get a tat on your cue ball.
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lunabean wrote:That tends to scare clients, but I have toyed with the idea of an eyebrow ring.
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Drinks? A round of BJs would have been the least apology that I'd accept.
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If there was a bad luck hall of fame - you'd be a top candidate! And, how the hell did end up getting beat down by a pimp?
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I'm not sure there is such a thing as luck. I just think that some folks just have a dharma that makes them suceptible to getting fcuked with. Growing up Korean in a nearly all white neighborhood in the 1970's and having a name that sounds like a girl's name in English made it nearly impossible for me not to have to break a few noses a year until I got to college. There was always some knucklehead wannabe that thought he could juice his way into the popular crowd by screwing with the Asian kid. I learned pretty early that the way to deal with this was by abolishing the idea of "restraint" and taking my two days of suspension in September.
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