Baby Cruise Pictures revealed...
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 - 11:04am
...complete with hairpiece
Seriously, what the hell is that?
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Any guesses on how long before she overdoses or poses nude for playboy? I assume her bottle is already filled with Red Bull.
um, dude....didntcha know baby toupees are all the rage these days?
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I thought the exact same thing.
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I saw this online this morning, and thought the same thing. My girlfriend seemed to disagree with me, so now I'm not sure. Can a 4/5 month year old have better hair than me at my prime? I though babies' hair was still thin and stringy at that age.
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My daughter had a full head of hair when she was born and kept it too. (Some are born with and it falls out.) So, yeah, I can believe it.
Now, when's the bastard gonna marry it's momma?
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I think the name Vanity Fair says it all. Our baby must be beautiful! and lose that baby fat!
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22 pages of Cruise Family Album. YIKES! I need an anti-depressant.
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Tom Cruise would not approve.
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Wait....I thought they had an alien baby?
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Well, it is sticking out of Tom's chest...
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Mars, look closely at the hair in front; it's color and texture are completely different from the stuff on top, and the lighter hair looks exactly like baby hair. The dark stuff looks like...well, not baby hair.
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I think it may be the lining on Tom's coat , and we only see Toms one arm , maybe just puppet with hair here........
I was born with a full head of hair, and so was my son. That said, that isn't a newborn. How long ago were they supposed to have had this baby?
Secondly; the Vanity Fair shoot took 21 days and 3 days of photoshopping before Cruise would sign off on it. Here is an untouched photo of the 3 of them. So my question is; how did two Anglos have an Inuit/Asian baby?
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Looks like I'll be the first on this thread to say: The baby is cute. Adorable, even. I'm surprised; usually babies look like an unappealing mass of slippery, spittle-crusted flesh, no matter how much Photoshopping is involved. But this one? Kinda precious. Even with the apparent toupee. Congrats to them.
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You'd be surprised what a professional photographer with an airbrush, career personal assistants, make-up, and a PR team can come up with if you sedate a baby and take pictures of it for 5 hours.
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Of course the baby is cute right now. If we're lucky we're never going to see it's true alien form.
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Sure, the kid's cute, but... why the toupee? It just doesn't compute. I mean... (to steal souldaddy's wrestling question)
Why?
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Apparently the 'unaltered' photo is a chop. Says so on the page.
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Come on you haters. It's a nice lil kid, if only a wee bit Photoshopped. Then again, the glossy magazine coversare always done that way, for babies and adults alike.
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I did. But then, I've not really paid attention to the whole TomCat thing, so I had no frame of reference from which to judge. And even if that "unaltered" one is altered, it doesn't change the fact that the one on the Vanity Fair cover is Asian too.
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On the Vanity Fair site, that baby has hair of many colors. Of course, it's probably just the lighting.
Hmm... According to Gawker (whatever that is), Suri is 2-years-old. Has it been that long already? Do I really care? (Hint: no.)
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Gawker is the same parody website that Deva linked to above.
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