Survivor 13: The Catch All Thread

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Well, it was bound to happen, but the new castaways have been revealed for the next season of Survivor 13 or Survivor: Cook Islands (Link).

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Season is set to start Thursday, September 14 at 8 pm.

EDIT: Pred's S13 Thread is here.

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Well, looks like they got all their stereotypes covered as usual. A couple of gay guys (well, I surely suspect them.. A fashion director and a nail salon manager.. not that there's anything wrong with it), tough/sports guys (heavy metal guitarist, volleyball dude), tough chicks (boxer, police officer), smart chicks (pre-med, lawyer, nurse, consultant), obligatory crazy chick (performance artist/rollergirl??).. hard to tell who will be the obligatory crazy guy. Maybe copier sales guy.. or the writer/producer.

Looks good. Hope they keep some of the hotties longer than last season.

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Cao Boi?

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Cao Boi?

Yee-haw. I think.

And, Stephannie? What the hell is up with the second N in there?

It does appear to be the most ethnically diverse cast they've ever had, though. I think the Caucasian folks are heavily in the minority for once, instead of having one token Black person on each tribe.

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wait, what?

They are still making this show?

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yee-haw indeed

yeah they are still making it...its admittedly nothing glorious, but the bar isnt exactally set that high for what they put on the tube these days.

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Rubb Ed wrote:
It does appear to be the most ethnically diverse cast they've ever had, though. I think the Caucasian folks are heavily in the minority for once, instead of having one token Black person on each tribe.

I believe I read somewhere they are dividing the tribes up by race this go around. Not 100% on that though.

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Yes, dividing into four teams of five -- Asians, Black, Hispanic and White. I want to know why the Asian team is called "Asian Americans" but the Hispanic team is not "Hispanic Americans" and the White team is not "White Americans". Am I missing something here?!?

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This has flamebait written all over it.

Any publicity is good publicity I guess....

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So I guess that means if you root for one team over the other, that makes you racist?

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I just read about the racial divide for the tribes. That's...interesting. Really damn stupid, but interesting. I'm just waiting for Jeff to blurt something out in the heat of a Reward Challenge that makes everyone whip their heads about and say "WTF, dude?"

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I don't think I'll watch this one. I didn't enjoy the last one very much, and now with this whole race stunt, I think I've just lost all interest.

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Stunts make for great TV... what I find best to keep interest in Survivor is to join the office pool. I lose money and personal time watching this show, good fun, good times.

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Maybe next year they will divide up into religions.

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or sexual orientation.

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or sexual orientation.

Will they have the Small Dog and Big Truck tribes, in that situation?

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No Bobby Jon. Poor stupid Bobby Jon. I still love you, baby. You come on over here, take your shirt off and breathe deep for me. No, no...don't talk...that just ruins it.

But seriously...where's the eye candy? Survivor is all about the eye candy. If there's no half naked, sweating, grunting, dirty dirty boys, then I just don't care.

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Rubb Ed wrote:
I just read about the racial divide for the tribes. That's...interesting. Really damn stupid, but interesting. I'm just waiting for Jeff to blurt something out in the heat of a Reward Challenge that makes everyone whip their heads about and say "WTF, dude?"

Wait...I was all prepared to type out a big list but then I realized how bad they'd sound if read aloud. Nevermind.

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I'm sure there's eye candy in there for you, Ms. Deva. Beats the crap out of me WHERE in there, but I'll bet that at least one himbo will pop up somewhere along the line.

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I was listening on the radio about this, I guess like half of them are actors some having been on all 3 versions of CSI and some just on one incarnation of it. From what they said they usually stock half the people with actors. Go fig.

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duckideva wrote:
If there's no half naked, sweating, grunting, dirty dirty boys, then I just don't care.

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Somehow, I'm gonna guess Rich Hatch wasn't what Deva had in mind. Call it a hunch.

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My eyes...they bleeed!

No. Not what I had in mind. New Surivivor rule: All naked men must be buff and gorgeous. And not, under any circumstances, Richard Hatch. Gay is fine. I'm good with gay. In fact, I might pay extra for gay. As long as it never ever makes me think of Richard Hatch.

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Heads up; premiers on Thursday @ 8P PDT.

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CEJ wrote:
Heads up; premiers on Thursday @ 8P PDT.

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Desram wrote:
Maybe next year they will divide up into religions.

That's one that I would actually watch...

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I'll be watching. Any pre-show picks to be the last person standing?

So far, my top 3 to pull it off are Yul, Becky, and Cecilia.

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I know the NAACP said to watch the show before judging it, but come on; was I the only one seeing the ethnic stereotypes in their full infamy?

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Now that it's all done, all I can think is... Boringest first show ever.

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Is it ok to post spoilers yet? I have a problem with what Probst did at the end of tribal council.

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I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of awfulness.

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