A Message For My Girlfriend

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Location: Bay Area, CA

Dear Love Of My Life,

I can see you reading threads under my login while I'm at work. I appreciate your interest in our community here, but you're freaking me out. Please register with the website on your own. Then you can make fun of all of my posts.

Hugs and kisses,
Demi

P.S. Please don't make me sleep on the couch.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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No. Freaking. Way.

I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies

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Awesome.

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Nice.

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Snakes on a plane man! Snakes on a plane!

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Somebody dig up an avatar sized Pinky image to sweeten the deal.

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This thread is indeed destined to be on of the Goodjer Commandments. Awesome.

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Something is fishy here, how do we know that this is the "real" Demi that created the post!?

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It's all fun and games for you guys, I'm the one who has to face the potential wrath. The lengths I go to for your entertainment...

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the soul still burns...
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I hope this is just the first of a string of ongoing episodes, Demi.

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Location: Dallas, Texas

*kicks back with some popcorn*

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Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

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Location: Cary, NC

She has your password? Oh, dude. Never give your gf your password!

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Mex wrote:
That's why I never kiss them on the mouth.

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What is she checking that you DON'T know about?

I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies

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Location: Columbia, MD

meh.

Dabbling in most F2P MMO's as Veloreyn.

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Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

Yeah, at least Q-Stone forced Yellek to create her own login...

Now if only Yellek would le him wear the pants...

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

I don't understand. What's the faux pas?

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Betcha he has been wondering about all those PMs he's been getting from Mex.

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Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

That he's calling her out publically, I think.

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I totally want to post here before this gets locked.

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Friggin sweet.

I am just waiting for the emasculation.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Lunabean, when are you going to grow up and stop playing video games?
lunabean wrote:
After I have sex with your mother.

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Location: French Canada

KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

Whoa! Wait a second! What. the...

Make her sleep on the couch!

YEAH!

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Location: Home office, awwww yeah

For a hair dresser, Demi's got some BALLS.

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Location: In your fruit bowl terrorizing the oranges

Demiurge wrote:
It's all fun and games for you guys, I'm the one who has to face the potential wrath. The lengths I go to for your entertainment...

Well, you've got to keep earning your tag, after all.

Good luck Demi! And to Demi's girlfriend, welcome!

Edit:

An avatar for you:

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I hope its not raining out and that you've been paying attention to the state of the doghouse's roof.

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

Danjo Olivaw wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

I don't understand. What's the faux pas?

Asking girlfriend to stop using your account: OK.
Publicly asking girlfriend to stop snooping on you: DANGER DANGER

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Wow, DRAMA!

Demi, if you were anywhere near LI, NY I would offer you my bed. I would sleep on my couch for a week in reward for such ballsiness displayed by your part.

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baggachipz wrote:
For a hair dresser, Demi's got some BALLS.

Not for long.

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