A Message For My Girlfriend

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Location: Seattle

Dear Love Of My Life,

I can see you reading threads under my login while I'm at work. I appreciate your interest in our community here, but you're freaking me out. Please register with the website on your own. Then you can make fun of all of my posts.

Hugs and kisses,
Demi

P.S. Please don't make me sleep on the couch.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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No. Freaking. Way.

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Awesome.

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Nice.

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Snakes on a plane man! Snakes on a plane!

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Somebody dig up an avatar sized Pinky image to sweeten the deal.

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This thread is indeed destined to be on of the Goodjer Commandments. Awesome.

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Would be a good idea. I plan to have Logan sit in for me when I am on my honeymoon.

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Something is fishy here, how do we know that this is the "real" Demi that created the post!?

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It's all fun and games for you guys, I'm the one who has to face the potential wrath. The lengths I go to for your entertainment...

"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade

the soul still burns...
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I hope this is just the first of a string of ongoing episodes, Demi.

We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.

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*kicks back with some popcorn*

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Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

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She has your password? Oh, dude. Never give your gf your password!

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Mex wrote:
That's why I never kiss them on the mouth.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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What is she checking that you DON'T know about?

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meh.

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Yeah, at least Q-Stone forced Yellek to create her own login...

Now if only Yellek would le him wear the pants...

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

I don't understand. What's the faux pas?

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Betcha he has been wondering about all those PMs he's been getting from Mex.

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That he's calling her out publically, I think.

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I totally want to post here before this gets locked.

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Friggin sweet.

I am just waiting for the emasculation.

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

Whoa! Wait a second! What. the...

Make her sleep on the couch!

YEAH!

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Location: Your mom is a lie.

For a hair dresser, Demi's got some BALLS.

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Demiurge wrote:
It's all fun and games for you guys, I'm the one who has to face the potential wrath. The lengths I go to for your entertainment...

Well, you've got to keep earning your tag, after all.

Good luck Demi! And to Demi's girlfriend, welcome!

Edit:

An avatar for you:

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I hope its not raining out and that you've been paying attention to the state of the doghouse's roof.

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Danjo Olivaw wrote:
KaterinLHC wrote:
Oh poor, poor Demi. You know I got your back and all, but for this, you'll be lucky to make it to even the couch tonight. Good luck.

I don't understand. What's the faux pas?

Asking girlfriend to stop using your account: OK.
Publicly asking girlfriend to stop snooping on you: DANGER DANGER

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Wow, DRAMA!

Demi, if you were anywhere near LI, NY I would offer you my bed. I would sleep on my couch for a week in reward for such ballsiness displayed by your part.

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baggachipz wrote:
For a hair dresser, Demi's got some BALLS.

Not for long.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!