When I got up today, I thought I'd had a stroke

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Turns out it was just a case of Bell's Palsy, which, while unnerving and inconvenient, is one hell of a lot better than a stroke.

I'd never heard of this little condition, which is basically a partial paralysis of the facial muscles that results from some sort of trauma to a particular cranial nerve. It usually hits one side of the face or the other, and it affects only facial muscles. This means you have trouble blinking the eyelid on the affected side and you tend to slobber all over yourself. It's awesome.

Anyway, this is my little public service announcement for those of you who haven't heard of Bell's Palsy. If you are relatively young and in good shape and suddenly find yourself experiencing some degree of paralysis in the muscles on one side of your face, odds are good that it's Bell's Palsy and not a stroke. You should still seek medical attention just in case, but maybe now you won't scare the ever living F*CK out of yourself like I did.

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Holy crap, dude. Temporary, I hope? And why didn't you call? I have to read about this on an internet forum? This relationship is over. OVER. I want my records back. And my ficus tree. And my toaster. You can keep the cat.

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Jesus, dude. Glad you're okay, assuming that it's not a permanent kind of thing. The link makes it sound like it's not.

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Eek, that sounds horrifying. I'm freaked out enough when I wake up to find one of my arms is still asleep...

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Yeah, it's temporary, and I've got relatively mild symptoms. But still: creeeepy. The right side of my face feels like it's a few degrees colder than the left. So weird.

I feel like a need a little smiley emote that only smiles on one side.

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Holy crap man, glad to hear it isn't all that serious. I know I would have freaked out.

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Not permanent, thank God! Glad it wasn't anything too serious.

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I'm glad it's not something serious . You should be watchful for any other symptoms. Last year I had a nurological problem too and doctor couldn't recognize what it was. It was a very mild case GBS which is a little dangerous (was probablly caused by flu shot) . It took about 10 days until she sent me to the hospital( I replaced her after this ordeal).

One of the ways the doctors at the hospital recognized the syndrum was the fact that I smiled with half the face ,talked funny and couldn't close one of my eyes completely . It also have other symptoms like numbness, pain and weakness which looks like extream fatigue. I had a mild case because it was only difficult for me to stand up, walk and climb stairs. Other people with that syndrum couldn't get out of bed, some couldn't eat or drink and some got close to the point where they needed a respirator.

If you have any of those symptoms I urge you to see a doctor/nurologist asap because early treatment saves a lot of physical therapy amongst other things.

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Podunk wrote:
Turns out it was just a case of Bell's Palsy, which, while unnerving and inconvenient, is one hell of a lot better than a stroke.

I'd never heard of this little condition, which is basically a partial paralysis of the facial muscles that results from some sort of trauma to a particular cranial nerve. It usually hits one side of the face or the other, and it affects only facial muscles. This means you have trouble blinking the eyelid on the affected side and you tend to slobber all over yourself. It's awesome.

My father contracted this earlier this year. His was a nasty case, but he's mostly recovered. Still, due to his age and his horrible lack of taking care of himself, it will probably never go away completely. Anyway, it's more frightening than painful, as I'm sure you've already discovered.

Three suggestions:

1) If you are having any problems at all closing one side of your mouth, then get thee to a box of straws. For months that was the only way my dad could drink any liquid.

2) Get the same doctor that diagnosed your BP to recommend eyedrops. The eye that doesn't close properly will dry out, and remarkably quickly at that. And I'm sure he or she knows exactly which kind of eyedrop fluid you should use.

3) Get a good pair of sunglasses for the light sensitivity and bitch out anyone who makes snide remarks. You've earned your sunglasses at night, dammit.

Anyway, take care of yourself, Podunk. Bells' Palsy is obnoxious, but it does go away on its own eventually.

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Good to hear that you are okay, and still 'half" smiling Any idea what was the trigger?

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Glad to hear you're OK! Strokes suck.

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An accquaintance of mine has BP. In our circle of friends he's known as 'The Winker' - for obvious reasons.

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Thanks everyone for the kind words and the good advice.

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Happens to me all the time, unfortunately. Why, after I spent the night sleeping on a thinly-carpeted concrete floor, I had a severe case of it that probably started when I flipped over onto my side to tune out a crying baby at 5:30.

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Not permanent, thank God! Glad it wasn't anything too serious.

Indeed!

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Unfortunately, Niseg's condition rendered him incapable of spelling words like "neurologist," "probably," "extreme," and "syndrome."

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Unfortunately, Niseg's condition rendered him incapable of spelling words like "neurologist," "probably," "extreme," and "syndrome."

Isn't that the one where English isn't your first language?

Hurray for afflictions that just go away on their own!

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This is nothing. I have a friend who had a full-on, whole left side of his body stroke. While being friendly. Yes.

EDIT: Didn't mean to sound cold. Glad to hear you're all right, Podunk! ninja

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Isn't that the one where English isn't your first language?

America owns the internets, dammit. If you're going to use them, learn to speak English.

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Fedaykin98 wrote:
This is nothing. I have a friend who had a full-on, whole left side of his body stroke. While being friendly. Yes.

EDIT: Didn't mean to sound cold. Glad to hear you're all right, Podunk! ninja

Oh, yeah, I'm with you. Compared to a stroke, this is gravy.

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Glad you'll pull through this.

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Sounds a lot like the time I gave myself a concussion snowboarding. Two days after the concussion I hit the slopes again, fell down and whacked my head and ended up having not so much as loss of control over the left side of my body, but it certainly wasn't operating properly. Ended up walking down the rest of the mountain and spending the rest of the day wandering Breckenridge.

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OMG man, I glad it was just a mild case. But what a shocker. Glad you are feeling a bit better. I'm alway's wondering what morning will bring when I go to bed at night since my doctor told be the two years I'm going thru is the most dangerous. If I get thru them without stroke or heart attack, then supposedly my percentage of survival for the next 10-20 years will be better. Of course still no guarantee. Only 'real' bad thing about getting 'old':>)

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How did I miss this thread, the first time? Thanks for linking it, Podunk.

Glad to hear you're OK. That sort of nerve-centric stuff, like half-face paralasys, would drive me absolutely insane. Cheers!

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Danjo Olivaw wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Unfortunately, Niseg's condition rendered him incapable of spelling words like "neurologist," "probably," "extreme," and "syndrome."

Isn't that the one where English isn't your first language?


I don't have a first language .

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Something about this sounded really familiar, and after looking it up, it seems you're in interesting or good company depending on your point of view. In the commentaries for the tv show Angel, I remember them saying that Alexis Denisof (playing Wesley Windham Price) had to be filmed from a specific side because he couldn't move half his face. Just looked it up on imdb.com:

"Was diagnosed with Bell's Palsy just before filming of the final season on Angel commenced. During the first episode, director Joss Whedon was careful to keep most of Alexis's shots on his right profile, as the left side of his face was fairly immobile at the time."

Good to hear your sense of humor (and certainly relief) about the whole thing. Cheers.

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Someone in my family has this. I took them to the hospital and they got some sort of medicine to help. As I recall they said had they not gotten the medicine in a certain amount of time the facial problems could have been permanant. So if you wake up like podunk did or you think you have this GO GET TREATMENT ASAP!

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Sorry to dredge this thread out but this just happened to me. Yesterday I woke to the left side of my face being paralyzed. At first I thought maybe I just slept on it wrong and it would come back in a bit. But it did not then when I told my girl friend she freaked out thinking I was having a stroke but typically a stroke effects more than just your face so I wasn't worried. So I worked through the rest of the day and decided if it didn't go away by the end of work I would go see the doc. So after work off to the doc I went. When I told them what was up I went straight to the front of the line because they thought it could be a stroke as well but after a few quick tests they knew it was not. So after a few more tests they decided I had Bells Palsy and wrote me some scrips and sent me on my way. So now I get to make a mess every time I eat. Such an odd feeling not having half your face do nothing. Hopefully I recover from this as most people do but there are some unlucky few that do not and end up going in for surgery.

Podunk, how long did it take you to recover?

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