Are you a Genuine Ultimate Super Gamer?

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Because I sure am! 82%in this particular quiz ^_^

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84%

I guess I am as well. Who would have thunk it, eh?

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I guess I am not as super with a score of 78%. I hate questions that ask for names of characters...

Anyway, who else became incredibly nostalgic when you saw the screen shot for street fighter? It was one of the few games that we had in the arcades years ago in China.

thanks for the link Mex!

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88% It's a little unsettling to be shown exactly how much you know about games you've never played.

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90% here, and I missed 2 that I should have known better. Beware the Descent, Duke Nukem, Quake question, you'll be kicking yourself.

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I did really poorly. 76%. Still makes me a Genuine Ultimate Gamer. I didn't get into consoles until I got a PS2 and never played any arcade games.

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rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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74% isnt bad considering I missed a lot of the older games because of my age. This sure reminded me of hours spent playing C&C: Red Alert, Oddworld and the like over at my friends house though.

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74% isnt bad considering I missed a lot of the older games because of my age.

This is my excuse too.

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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Location: Grand Rapids, MI

80%

Elysium wrote:
90% here, and I missed 2 that I should have known better. Beware the Descent, Duke Nukem, Quake question, you'll be kicking yourself.

I wish I would've read this first, doh.

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94%... ...brought some memories back, since I played majority of the games. However I have no clue what gimping or the map was all about.

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Ah 90%, I guessed right on several so my knowledge is slightly less astounding. You may all still admire us 90%+ers

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Nei wrote:
94%... ...brought some memories back, since I played majority of the games. However I have no clue what gimping or the map was all about.

Gimping? Is it not the same questions for everybody?

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Danjo Olivaw wrote:
Nei wrote:
94%... ...brought some memories back, since I played majority of the games. However I have no clue what gimping or the map was all about.

Gimping? Is it not the same questions for everybody?

I might of spelled it wrong... may be it's gimming, from the answer, it got to do with [spoiler]how blood fades[/spoiler].

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84% although I have to admit that a fair amount of that is through decent test-taking skills (eliminating the known wrongs).

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Does it mean that I'm a geek if I scored a 96%? Although, I did get a couple of guesses correct.

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86% Gotta love that screen shot of . . . uh that guy holding that other guy. . . that didn't come out right.

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82%. And one of them was about the game I was playing at the time I was taking the quiz.

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78%, though there were two I missed out of stupidity.

And I swear DK was a playable character in Super Mario Kart. Maybe it was actually DK Jr?

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98%, 49 out of 50.

The only question I missed was about the screenshot from a mod.

Warren Moon is the ultimate gamer, yo.

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I got 82%. But I still don't believe Tetris had 7 blocks. I can only think of 6.

Nei wrote:
94%... ...brought some memories back, since I played majority of the games. However I have no clue what gimping or the map was all about.

Gibbing, not gimping. And the map was World of Warcraft.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Elysium wrote:
90% here, and I missed 2 that I should have known better. Beware the Descent, Duke Nukem, Quake question, you'll be kicking yourself.

82%. And you're right, Elysium. I should have read the comments before taking the quiz... Tricky tricky tricky.

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76%, and at least 2 that I really knew, but just screwed myself on.

I never played C&C 2 or the counterstrike/UT games, so that hurt me. Plus that threepwood guy, WTF?

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Jolly Bill wrote:
Plus that threepwood guy, WTF?

Ill be collecting your gamercard. Hand it over. Lets not make a scene. Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Well I guess to be fair, they did use a pic of Guybrush from the last Monkey Island which hardly anyone played.

You can have your card back if you try out Monkey Island. Best clicky adventure game ever.

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76% here, about right I'd say.

Tetris blocks:

Z
reverse Z
square
half H
line
L
reverse L

That's 7.

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88% and I feel proud!

Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
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88% here too, and I never played a few of those games. Yikes.

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polypusher wrote:
Well I guess to be fair, they did use a pic of Guybrush from the last Monkey Island which hardly anyone played.

Shouldn't matter, he looks close enough to the Curse of Monkey Island art to be recognizable.

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You can have your card back if you try out Monkey Island. Best clicky adventure game ever.

No kidding. I actually played all four Monkey Island games, starting with the first, just a few years ago - many many years after the first two originally came out.

They were FANTASTIC, and that was from a perspective of these being old-ass games, with absolutely no nostalgia for me.

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78% is not bad considering I missed all of the Fighting game genre questions and I've played all of 5 minutes of fighting games in my life.

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My days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle.
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88%. Whee.

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86% here, although one question threw me for a loop. It asked 'Which is the first FPS that allowed you to play online' or something like that, and offered Duke Nukem, Quake, and another game as the answer. I would've thought that Doom would be the correct answer, since I definitely remember playing that one online against others. The correct answer according to the quiz was Quake. Oh well, no biggie, but it's kind of weird.

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