Which Celebrity Do You Look Like?

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Location: [Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH!

Mind you, they're using quite a vast definition of "Celebrity" here.

Via Mr. Harris, we have Celebrity Face Recognition.

You put in a picture of yourself, it scans it, and tells you what celebrity (or person of fame) you look the most like. Much to my surprise, I apparently look like German physician Robert Koch, despite one major difference in our visages. Go figure.

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I look like Shiri Appleby....who ever that is. I tried two more photos and got Rose McGowan and Ninet Tayeb. Strangely enough the photo I submitted of myself with Hal Sparks shows him as Donald Rumsfield and me as Natalie Portman. This thing is way off.

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I look like Johnny Depp.

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I got: Barbara Stanwyck, (I too look fabu in hats), Benita Ferrero Waldner, Shirin Ebadi, and Lisa Marie Presley. So, an incredibly strong woman, a brilliant world leader, a Nobel prize winner...and the daughter of The King, who at one point was stoned enough to not only marry Michael Jackson, but to kiss him *shudder* in public.

All in all, it could be worse. Could have been Roseanne Barr.

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Russell Crowe? Kick ass!

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lunabean wrote:
I look like Shiri Appleby....who ever that is.

Seriously?

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

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I got Bill Clinton... Seriously...

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AWESOME!!

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Paul Giamatti. And I don't need no program to prove it. I KNOW it.

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Location: Wisconsin

66% match with Patrick Swayze. This is the best news ever. I'm starting in on my mullet now. If I work hard and keep at it, I'll be mulletted up in three months.

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Location: Grand Rapids, MI

#1 - Ricky Martin, Johnny Depp
#2 - Clive Barker, Colin Firth

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Warlock wrote:
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

I very much agree.

I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!

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Location: Monterey County

lunabean wrote:
I look like Shiri Appleby....who ever that is.

A picture of my fiancee yielded the same result.

I got Ethan Hawke, which everyone already knew.

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

72% Marc Anthony
66% Britney Spears!

Fun fact... the pic I submitted was taken when I had a full beard.

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Location: Watauga, TX

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

It started with Rutger Hauer at 60%. I then clicked on the next arrow and it gave me Britney Spears at 57%. I had to click the arrow again. With 56% it gave me .....
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Jesse Jackson! BWAHAHAHAHA!

I can see it, can't you?

All kidding aside, I actually tied for first place in a [url=http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4554/Events/4554/ChrisEllio_Devan_8090819_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Elliott,%20Chris%20(I)]Chris Elliot[/url] look alike contest about 15 years ago.

Fletcher wrote:
Paul Giamatti. And I don't need no program to prove it. I KNOW it.

Too true.

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Ashton Kutcher, 74% Other candidates included Slobodan Milosevic and Colin Powell.

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Location: Saskatoon, SK

I look like Desram.

Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
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Location: Over the hills and far away

A three way tie for me. Apparently I look like a mixture of Robert Oppenheimer, M. Night Shyamalan and Warren Beatty. Exactly like I thought.

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Location: DoC

First picture I tried gave me the following.

Gary Cooper 71%. Gamal Abdal Nassar 71%. Warren Beatty 68%. Howard Hughes 66%. Margaret Cho 67% . Wayne Rooney 64%.

I wasn't too thrilled with the Margaret Cho thing, so I decided to try a different picture. Bad, bad idea.

Barry Manilow 62%. Omar Bradley 60%. Duke Ellington 56%. Cab Calloway 51%. Eleanor Rosevelt 50%. . Oh yes, that's much better than Margaret Cho. Evander Holyfield 46%.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go driink a fifth of Vodka, and lay down in the middle of the highway.

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Does a person need a program to find out who they look like. What do people say you look like. When I was younger I heard that I look like Mark Harmon and Tom Cruise. In recent years no one has said I look like any celeb.

Go for their eyes boo

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I won't bother. It'll just come back with the guy who played Dante in Clerks, and I don't need that.

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73% Daniel Day Louis
71% Vin Diesel
70% Tim Curry

And a whole bunch of other people I've never heard of before.

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Location: Minnesota

My picture had sunglasses, so I was matched to a bunch of scientists and other assorted not really famous people.

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Location: Portland, OR

The first picture I sent in I got Bill Gates (66% or something like that).

The second picture I sent in I got Linus Torvalds (%52, others were higher but I didn't recognize em, Gerard Kulper, Jack Brabham)

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

Staats wrote:
My picture had sunglasses, so I was matched to a bunch of scientists and other assorted not really famous people.

Yes, because glasses are part of your facial structure.

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I got Brad Pitt...BOOYAH.

And then...Holly Hunter

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Niseg's picture
Location: Israel

this thing is totaly off . in one I am 59 % Dustin Hoffman the other 66% Hafez al-Asad (former dictator of Syria) and on another picture I look like Rene Zelwinger (forgot % kept checking new pictures) then Tim Allen 71%.

It finds me a different set of people for each picture.

At least I can be comforted by the fact i look human. Did anyone try to upload picture of chimp? I'm tempted to try that.

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Niseg wrote:
this thing is totaly off . in one I am 59 % Dustin Hoffman the other 66% Hafez al-Asad (former dictator of Syria) and on another picture I look like Rene Zelwinger (forgot % kept checking new pictures) then Tim Allen 71%.

It finds me a different set of people for each picture.

At least I can be comforted by the fact i look human. Did anyone try to upload picture of chimp? I'm tempted to try that.

Hafez Assad? I guess the program thinks all you semetics look alike. Rough.

edit: Okay, mine is even rougher. I'm Korean and it apparently thinks I look like the logical offspring of Celine Dion (72%) and Haile Selassie (65%).

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Location: Effin' Finland

#1 Denise Richards
#2 Hayden Christensen
#3 Jennifer Connelly

Um...

That's just not right.

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