And the winner of the "Least Surprising Celeb to Come Out of the Closet" award is...
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 - 1:47pm
...Lance Bass, former 'N Sync singer and former prospective cosmonaut. Seriously, if I could have recorded when I first said he was gay years ago, I'd post it and start dishing out "I Told You So's" to all the women who didn't believe me.
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Who? And here I thought Tom Cruise was trying to get back in the spotlight.
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I assumed all the members of a boy band are. You mean some aren't?
Let me see....Nope. Don't care.
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Justin Timberlake apparently is not. But then, he did leave N'Sync. Maybe he was tired of their sweaty man orgies.
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I heard about this on the Adam Carolla show this morning. Duh.
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Who? I thought everyone named Lance is gay.
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This reminds me of our old boss at one of my previous jobs. We told the women we worked with that he was gay, over and over again. And they always said "But he's married! He has a daughter! He just talks funny."
Our response was always "Oh he's gay. He just hasn't figured it out yet. You just watch."
A year later after he quits that job? He gets a divorce, moves, and announces that he's gay.
It was the same way with one of my sister's ex boyfriends. I told her over and over again that he was gay. It was always in that irritating older-brother way too. I'd always find a way to sneak it into conversations with her.
Two months after they broke up he announced his bisexualness to the world.
As for Lance Bass.. yeah. Who didn't know that back when those annoying little jerks first got popular?
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Dr. Girlfriend: Sweetie isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?
The Monarch: Oh no, wait, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!
Dr. Girlfriend: Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight, I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.
The Monarch: But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. That's impossible!
Dr. Girlfriend: Straight!
The Monarch: Come on; He's in Depeche Mode!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
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'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I always thought his title was "The really gay one" in the group. I mean what else could his title have been?
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In high school there was a teacher that would literally prance around in pink vests, but everyone said he was straight. He had a wife and three kids. But his wife caught him cheating on her with a man and he hung himself. Now the school has a scholarship in his name.
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Perhaps, but your story has taught all of us a valuable lesson:
Vests are always a good idea.
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*Listens for the sound of 100 aspiring porn stars changing their screen names to Lance Ass*
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I have never laughed harder then when I read that. I am in no way surprised.....he could have been the first gay person AND boy band member..in space. Hehe...that went down the drain.
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Mad TV's impersonation of him only makes the mental image I have of him outside of the band even worse.
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...
This makes you question the sexuality of a lot of boy band members. I mean, either they're as gay as a fruit basket, or they're just doing it to be surrounded by lots of underage teenagers. All bouncing about hoping to be lucky enough to be covered in a superstars sweat.
This makes me realize I'll be one of those fathers who is always cleaning his gun when prospective dates come to the door.
How? Neither of them pranced around in pink vests.
Of course, my stories lack the depressing "then he hung himself" part.
Is there any other kind of father that you would consider even remotely within the bounds of sanity?
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I'm pretty sure it was in question long before this.
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That's right up there with Michael Stype coming out and saying he was gay. "really, you needed to announce it?"
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Lance Henriksen is gay?!
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There is a gay bar not too far from where I live called Lancer's. So yeah, duh.
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I had an ex tell everyone that I made him gay. My response was that it was the best thing I could have done for the female population of the world. (Bless his heart.)
While on the topic of gay celebrities, may I just take this moment to say that Henry Rollins is not gay. I don't care what any of you say. (People around me spend much time on the Rollins issue, so much so that when I say his name, it is : "Henry- who is not gay, he's pining for me- Rollins".
But Tony Stewart? I think Tony is gay, and having a long term affair with Zippy, his crew chief. This doesn't stop me from lurving him like only a girl who builds her own engines can love a fast fat man.
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"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I think we would have to see what he wears outside of his "racing jumper" to judge this.
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Bah, this was about as surprising as Rob Halford....or Freddie Mercury...
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Henry Rollins? I'd hit it!
meeowr..that's a sexy sexy man.
But Lance Bass? who cares..
Im still waiting for the outing of "the gay rapper".
Come on..Dr Dre!
neither lesbian nor kitten!