Teaser trailer for new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film out

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And to those about to complain about it being a CGI flick, realize that if they had done it in live action, there'd be more CGI effects in it than actual filmed shots.

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That actually looked decent.

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Yeah it looks interesting. Was that the same voice actor Michaelangelo as in the old moves?

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Looks good!

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Wow. I'd watch two hours of them hopping across rooftops.

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WOW that looks great! Please please please please let this movie be good! The first one was excellent!

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Barab wrote:
WOW that looks great! Please please please please let this movie be good! The first one was excellent!
It looks BOSSANOVA!

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It looks BOSSANOVA!

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The visual style looks pretty cool actually. Hopefully this will be a really good movie.

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I didn't even know they were working on this! Pretty decent trailer, and like you Asz, I think the look of the film is pretty slick.

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Two words..... Vanilla Ice

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Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

I broke out into this when talking about the trailer at work (because we're nerds and we were waiting for others to show up and see if they had seen it yet). Why do I still know the dance moves?

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McChuck wrote:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

I broke out into this when talking about the trailer at work (because we're nerds and we were waiting for others to show up and see if they had seen it yet). Why do I still know the dance moves?

You're a virgin, right?

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McChuck wrote:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

I broke out into this when talking about the trailer at work (because we're nerds and we were waiting for others to show up and see if they had seen it yet). Why do I still know the dance moves?

You're a virgin, right?

So you're saying you never sang the Ninja Rap when you were 12? I'm not sure that puts you into the "socially acceptable" category. Wierdo.

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PyromanFO wrote:
Dr.Ghastly wrote:
McChuck wrote:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

I broke out into this when talking about the trailer at work (because we're nerds and we were waiting for others to show up and see if they had seen it yet). Why do I still know the dance moves?

You're a virgin, right?

So you're saying you never sang the Ninja Rap when you were 12? I'm not sure that puts you into the "socially acceptable" category. Wierdo.

No, see, I was intelligent enough to know that Vanilla Ice was quickly going to become a laughing stock and didn't want to join your side of the social outcast island.

That and my parents had me listening to nothing but country ( ) anyway so I thought he looked like a freak.

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That and my parents had me listening to nothing but country ( )

You poor, poor bastard.

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Pork rind?

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Pork rind?
prk rnd!

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I just hope this one is darker... with killing (ya know the original turtles killed hundreds of foot).

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Sku Boi wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Pork rind?
prk rnd!

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Better CGI than dorks in cheesy costumes.

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Better CGI than dorks in cheesy costumes.

Corey Feldman was Donatello ! >(

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Mex wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Better CGI than dorks in cheesy costumes.

Corey Feldman was Donatello ! >(

I rest his case.

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Somewhere on the internet words coalesce to inform that Ubisoft Montreal is working on the TMNT game related to this film.

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I like how it kinda captures the feel of the original TMNT comic books... the black and white ones...

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Yep. Best news I've heard in a long time. Konami has been crapping out bad TMNT games for far too long.

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That actually looked okay. I like the way they looked sort of frog-like as they were ninja-ing across the rooftops. Mostly human movement...but not quite.

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A teaser that delivers! Transformers should take a cue here.

I liked the first live action movie. It's been a long time, but I thought it was pretty cool when it came out.

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It made me smile.

That said, this movie fills me with fear. I liked the first TMNT movie when it came out, but, at the time, I was seven. It's generally a bad thing whenever Hollywood opts not to come up with a new idea and instead haul out something old, trying to play on people's nostalgia, and remake it. Usually, in the process, they sh*t all over it.

So, i'm interested. They'll have to show me more to get me excited.

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Prederick wrote:
It made me smile.

That said, this movie fills me with fear. I liked the first TMNT movie when it came out, but, at the time, I was seven. It's generally a bad thing whenever Hollywood opts not to come up with a new idea and instead haul out something old, trying to play on people's nostalgia, and remake it. Usually, in the process, they sh*t all over it.

So, i'm interested. They'll have to show me more to get me excited.

You know, I wonder if it's fair to expect your childhood entertainment to grow up with you.

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