Progress Quest
Tuesday, November 25th, 2003 - 12:44am
Anybody else here play Progress Quest? We should form a GWJ guild if there's anyone else out there.
ATTENTION CERTIS: the above url is the homepage of one of the great RPGs of all time, Progress Quest. On that page is a brief description of Progress Quest and links to other pages with yet more information. ![]()
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I''ve been playing on and off for a year now, and love it. It''s one of the best MMORPG''s ever created.
If it has a spaceship in it, I'll play it. - http://www.spacegamejunkie.com/
Yeah... my talking pony Mage/Illusioner is 45 now and he is fun like hell. I killed 5 beer golems yesterday...solo! My Cone of Annoyance spell roxxors.

The only thing i''m missing is a better weapon. My +34 Venomed Poachard is lame... if someone has a better one, i could trade with a few storm giant barometers or some fire giant cigarettes.
My lvl 52 Double Wookiee Inner Mason is doing pretty well, but I do wish I could push my Animate Tunic spell past level V; lvl XXX Spectral Oyster just isn''t getting the job done anymore...
Oh, and Grim, I could swap you a +33 Stabbity Invisible Peen-arm for, say, a Proverbial Albatross of Efficiency?
Tell someone you love them, because life is short. But holler it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
I had a level 80 something character a couple years ago. I loved my festooned hauberk +7
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Not to sound like a killjoy but, isn''t this a long way to go just to say Everquest takes too long? I''ve had it running for 10 minutes and I''m only a third of the way to level 2.
Downloaded the newest version today, and started up a new character...
Was wondering if anyone else was still playing this classic gem?
Jayne: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun!
Jayne: You wana go, little man?
Wash: Only if it is some place with candlelight....
That was one hell of a thread necro.
Steam: Strewth
What the heck is this and why haven't I heard of it until now!
Wow, I used to keep this game running on my PC at work 8-9 years ago. Think I got around level 80 as well.
Went threw a couple of class/race characters this weekend.
My Gnome Mage leveled up pretty fast while I was out mowing my yard, and trimming the hedges… Not sure exactly what a Cone of Paste would be used for…
Jayne: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun!
Jayne: You wana go, little man?
Wash: Only if it is some place with candlelight....
It gets you out of trouble by putting your enemies...
((puts on sunglasses))
...into a sticky situation.
((Yaaaaahhhhhh!))
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Is there a PQ guild??
Couldn't find one, so I made one:
http://www.progressquest.com/guild.php?id=17297
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Coldforged: This is merely conjecture, but I'd hazard that a bareboobed alien with a toothcooter is almost certainly NSFW.
I know I am having way too much fun with this, but I found where someone actually put an item attribute list together:
http://64.33.111.19/pq/units_attributes.shtml
Also a few other tid-bits of info listed on the site.
Jayne: Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun!
Jayne: You wana go, little man?
Wash: Only if it is some place with candlelight....
Anyone feel like exploring this together? Not in a multiplayer sense, it doesn't support that AFAIK, but just to jump in as a group and share the experience over Vent.
EDIT: MY Demicanadian needs company