LiquidMantis. Your Time Has Come....

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To choose your tag, brother!

Beetlejuice!

Yeah, more later.

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Not LiquidMercury

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Drop of Pray

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Drinks His Young

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Hear that, Words? You and Jazzhands can take turns re-enacting scenes from CSI: Miami! Don't you feel great?

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Straw Man
Not the Least Bit Crunchy
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(ok, I think my tagging days were short lived, I blame Lobo)

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SolidMantis' Nemesis

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Reference to PsychoMantis from Metal Gear Solid:

Stick it in the second slot

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Haakon7 wrote:
Drinks His Young

My vote.

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Solid Tiger

Haakon7 wrote:
Drinks His Young

Yeah, this one is damn good.

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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Weeeellll, technically, he'd never get the chance to drink his young since his mate would have sucked him up with a straw as soon as she had finished with him, him being liquid and all, that is assuming a liquid could even mate properly....so...yeah, it sounds good, but...

I'll get me coat.

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If you freeze the appropriate area he should be good for mating. She may complain of him being a bit cold though.

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Psycho Snake

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Fluid Fly
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Prays for Prey

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I'm not sure if I should be offended by "Straw Man" or not...

I like "Drinks His Young" (although "Drinks because of his Young" is probably generally more accurate.)

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Quote:
I'm not sure if I should be offended by "Straw Man" or not...

Oh, please don't be. I hate to accidentally offend people, much more fun when done purposefully.

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Half Full

the soul still burns...
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Children Beware!
Prey for Mercy

EDIT: which springs to mind = "from Puss in Boots!"

We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.

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My vote is casted for "Drinks his Young". Although isn't it the female that eats the young?

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Mates only once

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Sku Boi wrote:
My vote is casted for "Drinks his Young". Although isn't it the female that eats the young?

I believe so, since the male gets eaten during intercourse.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Can Snatch the Pebble and more!

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souldaddy wrote:
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Capitol Critter
Capital Critter (more correct)
Off With My Head! (my GF says that the male mantis gets his head bitten off after coitus - so this one would indicate a desire for sex )

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Would be a good idea. I plan to have Logan sit in for me when I am on my honeymoon.

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Location: bay area

She's on a Diet
6 Legged Viscosity
Headless Giggalo
I Got that Old Time Religion
Holy Water

Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

Off With My Head!
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Location: Rocky Mtn. Foothills

So, most but not all male mantids get eaten entirely after sex. Some even get their head bit off before/during sex and go into a spasm that finishes the job... Some species are lucky enough to get a free pass but most become a high energy meal for the glowing mother. All mantids are cannibals though. That's the number one killer of hatchlings actually, if they don't have enough area to quickly spread out through.

So far I like:
Drinks his Young (and it has the popular vote apparently)
Mates Only Once
Off With My Head!

Or I'll add my own play off Fed's and add:
Decapital Coiter

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I really like Off With My Head!. That gets my vote.

*Legion* wrote:

Poor be the man who has not learned from watching Looney Tunes that if you make the wick too long, the target will extinguish it before it blows. Meep meep.

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce