World's Oldest Condom

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Location: Columbia, MD

World's oldest condom

Just warning you guys, in case Mex decides to take a trip to Austria.

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Pig's intestines. Makes you wonder how deep can hatred for children go in some people... I mean, it's the extension of a pig's anus for crying out loud! Dip it into milk? Wouldn't it be better to dip it into acid?

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I'm sure the pig enjoyed it, though.

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el_dino wrote:
Makes you wonder how deep can hatred for children go in some people...

Not quite as far as love of lots of sex.

el_dino wrote:
I mean, it's the extension of a pig's anus for crying out loud!

That's what we in Murrica call a "twofer."

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H.P. Lovesauce wrote:
That's what we in Murrica call a "twofer."

Does that rhyme with waffer or woofer?

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Location: Finland

World's oldest condom - in Finland we call it Reilu Meininki

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el_dino wrote:
Pig's intestines. Makes you wonder how deep can hatred for children go in some people... I mean, it's the extension of a pig's anus for crying out loud!

You might want to think about that the next time you eat sausage. Mmmmm, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casing_(sausage)]casings[/url]...

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Hey Dino, you can still buy sheep-intestine condoms today...Trojan sells them.

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Robear wrote:
Hey Dino, you can still buy sheep-intestine condoms today...Trojan sells them.

Don't ask how I know, but they actually have a much better feel than latex. Plus they're great when your partner is allergic to latex.

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I do eat sausages (not pork, mind you), but that is consistent with my suggestion to put them in acid.

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I have unused condoms in my bathroom closet older than that.

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Still has the original user manual. To bad it doesn't have the box it came in, it would have been worth more.

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So, this explains the cultural and historical importance of the phrase, "Ya got milk?"

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It says the condom is re-useable. Guess you need only one for you and all your buddies. Of course, you would have to draw straws to see who is the lucky person that gets to use it that night.

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Marsman wrote:
I have unused condoms in my bathroom closet older than that.

Marsman, I love your posts about the dearth of sex later in marriage. Gives me hope that there may be a day when I can go back to maturbating in peace.

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Duttybrew wrote:
Marsman, I love your posts about the dearth of sex later in marriage. Gives me hope that there may be a day when I can go back to maturbating in peace.

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Yeah, that makes sense. It's better then the World's first IUD, that's for sure.