Spiders in a car
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 - 4:43pm
I seem to have a large infestation of

these guys in my car. I see at least two or three of them climbing around the interior each night for the past week or so. I notice them both when I am parked at home and when I am elsewhere.
I also have about 15 particularly nasty bites all up and down one leg.



Hobo Spiders can come from lots of different places.
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How can you get into your car? I may have slight arachnophobia, but I saw a big hairy fuzzy black and yellow spider crawl across my dash, into the airvent above my stereo controls, and sit just inside the vent... out of smash range... and stare at me, while I was merging onto an interstate. I had shudders the whole way.
I can rationalize my fears away, but the initial shock will still put shivers up and down my back. Something about waking up with spiders on my face when I was a kid.... Man, I would be vaccuming/washing/vaccuming/fumigating/etc etc that thing until the only thing living in there was a cockroach!
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Looks like baby headcrab. You must hunt down the big momma headcrab and slay it with explosives.
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How do you even endure the bites? Seriously, get some bug spray and clean those spiders out before they do too much damage.
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That's what I ended up doing. I'm sort of paranoid anyway and always carry N+1. I had another mask hanging off my BC and just put that on instead.
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I used to be deathly afraid of spiders, then one night in my bed I was bit on the side by this big brown freaky grass spider. In my rage from the pain I killed it with my fist and have never really had a problem with them versus other bugs ever since. Anger. Anger will lead you to conquering your fears.
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I guess the first picture makes them look bigger than they actually are. Here is a better one for reference.
The ones in my car are slightly bigger than that.
Here are some of the bites.
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Those bites look nasty Arovin! Itchy too. I hope you're able to get them out of your car.
I usually have a very girly freak-out at the sight of spiders and then go mental on them with whatever is
handy.
I had a spider squished in my hair as a kid by a friend who said "Hold still, I see something on your head."
Spider guts all over everyplace and me shrieking like a banshee in the backyard.
It's funny now, but I bet I'd still go crazy if it happened again.
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You could try setting up some spider traps. It sucks that they're actually getting on you and biting you. Keep in mind that spiders absolutely hate moving air... Not that they run from it, it just pisses them off. If you have your vents blowing on your legs you might try turning them off and see if you get fewer bites.
I get a lot of these guys in my house every year, and I've never really been able to do much about it. Then again, I've never tried very hard.
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I've always held a healthy fear of spiders. Not too long ago, I was tasked with breaking down all the cardboard boxes that had accumulated on the side of the house after our last move.
I jumped at the first black widow that I saw. In all, I counted something like 17 of them before the job was done. By the last box, I was killing them with my gloved hand, barely flinching.
It was a brute-force phobia cure:)
Sounds like you may have a nest of them somewhere in your car. The worst freak out story I've heard was a female coworker who was driving home after work one night. She was merrily going on about 50mph when apparently a nest of newborn baby spiders that had been in her steering column burst open. She had hundreds (she claimed thousands, but I call foul) of baby spiders spill out over her legs (did I mention she was wearing a skirt?) and feet. She wasn't bitten, these were babies after all.. but the oogy factor was enough that she nearly killed herself in an accident trying to pull over so she could get out of the car and she didn't come into work the next day because she couldn't bring herself to get behind the wheel again.
I was a paramedic for a while and there's many spiders (or any insects really) that I'd have no problem crushing in my hands, gloved or not. Black Widows and Brown Recluse spiders would definitely not make the list. Now stomp on and dance a jig, that I whole heartedly endorse. I'm the biggest wimp when it comes to spiders because of a childhood incident. I shiver just thinking about it..
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I demand that this thread's title be changed to "Spiders in a Car", MuthaF**cka!
My worst spider moment was in a swimming class as a child, when I got a spider nest sac thingie on me in the pool and it proceeded to open.
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In Mississippi, we have the massive "golden spinner" spiders that will build a web that could be 4-6 feet wide. Well, when I was young, I enjoyed riding my three-wheeler around on the farm -- in and around the hay bails (big round ones, not the squaty square ones). I turned a corner one time and went straight through the web. Besides the fact that it nearly pulled me off the three-wheeler, I had this huge (but relatively harmless) spider on me. I have been quite terrified of them since.
I thought I was getting away from the bad ones moving out to Wyoming, but last fall while sitting at my desk, I noticed these black legs crawling up the wall from behind my desk at work. I thought to myself "self, that looks familiar." Sure enough -- black widow. And then I come to find out, like the Penny Arcade above, that we also have Hobo Spiders. These are like Brown Recluses on steroids. Not only do they look like ordinary house spiders, but they are apparently much more deadly than either B.R. or B.W.'s. Ugh.
At least we DON'T have poisonous snakes....
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My worst spider experience when I was just a kid living in Perth, Australia... I was walking through the main hall of my house when I caught something in the corner of my eye (rather, right above me). I looked up in 'curiosity' and a hunsmen the size of a hand fell on my face and proceeded to skuttle around through my hair and down my neck. I was about 7 so I screamed and ran around flailing about until my mum smacked it off with a packet of tobacco (while the contents flew everywhere). I refused to come into the house for about half an hour. When I did the spider was dead in the toilet with my step dad happily peeing on it.
Spiders are absolutely a-okay with me unless they appear to be the dangerous type (widows or recluses). All others that sneak inside the house tend to get the catch-and-release privilege with me. I'm from SoCal, so I was accustomed to coping with black widows. We were taught a healthy respect for them, and we were also taught to destroy them without hesitation, on sight. We had them here on the outside of our NC home, but I routinely go on a search and destroy mission once a month.
But I love, love love golden garden/orb weaver spiders. We had a bunch outside the house a couple of summers ago. I grew so attached to these gigantic, exotic looking things that I named every one of them and was a little sad when they mated, laid egg sacs and died. For the record, they are the largest spiders I have ever seen in a place I lived.
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While I doubt I'd get cuddly with a spider, they don't typically bother me. It probably helps that I have 3 cats that are set on "Eat anything that moves and can eventually fit in our mouths". But I have to admit that I had arachnophobia when I was younger, completely due to watching the movie Arachnophobia. After a couple years I just got over it though.
If I happen to catch a harmless spider, I'll normally evict it to the balcony, but I won't squish it. It's gotta survive my little hunters first though. If it's a BW or a BR, it's dead, as soon as I see it.
Arovin: Get some cortisone cream if those bites itch. It should help a ton. As for your spider problem, I'd say call around and see if someone does spider extermination on a vehicle. It really does sound like you have a nest in there, unless you park your car under a tree (which will greatly increase your chances for spiders taking up residence).
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You bastards. I had trouble getting to sleep last night because I kept feeling imaginary spiders crawling up my legs. I'm never checking this site right before bed again.
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