You surf this website too much when ______.
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 - 3:50am
... 4 of the 5 most active forum topics are for your updates.
It's 3 am, I'm going to bed.
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
"What misconception traveled down the road and made you want to be here?"
. . . you set your alarm 15 minutes early so you can read through the posts before you go to work.
Letters to the Internet
When the first and last website that you check everyday has to be from here...
Decisions are just decisions, there are neither "good" or "bad"
LobsterMobster wrote:
... you post in a thread that's about surfing this website too much.
-edit-
Too bad I was two posts too late, or I would have said ".. you're the first to post..." instead.
Mr T broke the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of Jibba Jabba.
...you've *cough*'d more posts than anyone else.
EDIT: ...you reach "Executive" after posting on the "You surf here too much" thread.
IronClad Online: PurEvil
Letters to the Internet
You've figured out how the search feature works to find earlier verisions of this game
Cyrana Mage 80 ~ Artesia Druid 72
Cyranna Shaman 62 ~ Acereri - DK 61 ~ Artasian - Priest 59 ~ Lenna - Rogue 60
...when you've seen four different versions of this thread over the years.
...when you set the tracker page to update automatically as your homepage while having all the forums in your RSS feed.
XBox Live|Tshirts|xfire | Last.fm
When you have actually seen threads that don't have homoerotic banter.
I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
2005 GWJFFL2 Champion
...Certis bans your IP because your constant refreshes are sucking up all of his bandwidth.
...you remember a time when LobsterMobster mom jokes were "fresh" and "hip".
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Some people just see homoerotic banter everywhere they look.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
... when your favourite chat-up line becomes "Hey there, nice pooper! Can I finger-butt it?"
... when you're terrified of any closed recipient in your attic.
... when you've slept with Certis - pillow buffer or not.
Roo: "Just to cheer you up if any of the above made you sad: Boobies."
Koning_Floris, on my online 'skills': "Stinking is a skill too!"
When every single topic on a page is 'read' and you keep hitting refresh hoping for something to turn yellow
ThePolypusher
WAR - Dolz
Chiggie, polypusher, I still can't believe you both aren't tagged. You're fixtures of this place, like that homeless guy who knocks on my window every morning...
I guess another reason is...
...when you know everyone in the thread.
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
"What misconception traveled down the road and made you want to be here?"
Soon enough Im sure. (and a couple hundred more pointless posts like this one, muahaha)
ThePolypusher
WAR - Dolz
Dangit, c'mon!
I'll admit I'm guilty of this from time to time.
edit: I'll add: When you know who every poster is simply by glancing at their avatar.
"Screw the speed of light, fan-boy rage is my new gold standard for measuring velocity." - Dr. J
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis
...when you should be out scheming and hatching devious plots to get Certis and Fletcher back on the radio again.
Rat Boy on Newlywed Ackbar wrote:
I try to shake things up in that department
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
"What misconception traveled down the road and made you want to be here?"
When you come home at night, think "GWJ or porn", and pick GWJ.
"GWJ, trumping porn since 2002."
Playing WoW as: Vilius (70 NE Druid)
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.” John K Galbraith
Having none of that. You people are going to learn my name. . . well. . .my fake name.
Letters to the Internet
...When you check GWJ in between every other website you visit every day.
I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
Last.fm
Callouses on you hand from all the butt-pats you give to Certis?
XBL/PSN/STEAM/WAR/SPORE/RAPTR
... you have to delete your bookmark to get any work done.
Okay, I haven't had to go that far, but I've thought about it.
XBL/PSN: zeroKFE | BHA: zeroKFE
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
DO NOT. TRUST. LIEBOT.
Best Comics Ever.
Quote:
XBL Tag: Prederick
Has there been a "You smurf this website too much when..." yet?
Danjo Olivaw Lives
No is Liebot. Is Vlad. But wait...your voice...
...it is the seed of a thousand memories.
*puf*
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
You cough yourself.
MaxShrek .. The reason you keep falling, is there is no bottom.
Horror Vacui
When I turn my monitor off at night and see...
I can barely make out some sort of very dark grey outline. What is it?
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...