Pics From The Show
The line for the Wii was made even more awesome with people on TV screens to chat with. This particular fellow does a lot of voices for Nintendo games.
With E3 now behind us, we have a moment to reflect back on the chaos and remember the good times. Beating Elysium at Madden for the third year in a row, getting buzzed at Microsoft's community night and even our hot date with GameGuru on Tuesday. All sorts of pictures from the show await you!
GameGuru took the staff out for a good time at the Stinking Rose after we landed on Tuesday. From left to right we have The Fly, Certis, Elysium, GameGuru and Pyro. One of these people looks like a young Robert De Niro, you can guess which one.
Visual proof that Pyro did indeed go to the Starbucks and order a "milk" while we waited for the shuttle. They almost fainted.
When you first entered the Wii area you walked on a catwalk around a rotating floor, where they played games with what I presume were famous people.
Imagine waiting in line for three hours only to be greeted by this mass in the Nintendo Wii area. Glad we only had to wait about 20 minutes!
Our now annual lunch meeting with Bill Harris in Kentia Hall was a success. Next year I'm making a "I heart the Bill" T-Shirt before I go. From left to right we have Bill, Elysium, Fletcher, Certis, Pyro, Gameguru and The Fly.
Remember kids, you'll get high just breathing too deeply in LA. If I don't see a spliff Photoshopped into Elysium's hand by the end of the day, I'm going to be very disappointed in you people.
A couple close-ups of the Wii, including a sexy rear image. Woo woo! Shake it Wii! Sorry.
Gabe from Penny Arcade taking a crack at Wii golf. Let me tell you something, he sucked at it. I drove the ball like a white, out of shape Tiger Woods.
After seeing Paraworld we took a quick picture with (left to right) Thomas Langhanki and Spunior. They're a good bunch of Germans and we had a great time with them at the Hamburger Hamlet on Friday night. We saw Matthew Perry there, which is a big deal apparently.
Some Guitar Hero girls celebrate their sale to Activision. Random dude thrown in just so you know "that guy" is still at E3 so he can touch booth babes.
Aside from chatting with Geoff Keighley, meeting the man behind Pure Pwnage was a highlight of the show.
Indeed.
The desperation to get swag rises to a fever pitch near the end of the show when exhausted gamers can think of nothing but t-shirts and doing whatever it takes to get them. Whatever it takes includes screaming whatever hot blond women tell them to.
The only thing more depressing than watching desperate men scream at a stage for $5 dollar shirts is watching the same people dancing in the Nokia area for N-Gage shirts.
Major Nelson pumps up the crowd at Microsoft's community event.
The Frag Dolls hold court at the Microsoft event, they're a fun bunch of gals.
KrazyTaco met up with us on Friday evening, after a special night he reaches for one last grab before we part ways. Never change, you krazy bastard.
Elysium requested a picture that didn't show him looking either high or in the act of being molested, so here's a shot of him cutting me in half with a chainsaw.
There are even more pics from the show, hit the gallery if you'd like to browse them.
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I think my favorite part of the night was when I was sitting in their hotel room and Certis said "I'm just looking for C*ck".
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
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That's a filthy lie, anyone who corroborates that story is also a liar.
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
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Yeah man, that's total crazy talk.
"You just checked in to Hotel Califoni-getyourasskicked!" Steely Dan said to The Eagles
KT, I see that Army training has made you a 'killa'. Or a male nipple grabber. Maybe the taxpayers should ask for their money back on that one!
I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
2005 GWJFFL2 Champion
Try if you want. Just know you have to get past me first.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO
I was there, Krazy. It happened. He was looking for c*ck everywhere, and as I remember confirmed that he spends a lot of time browsing for c*ck. Seemed like a strange thing to say ... especially with Pyro right there!
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
Meeting Bill Harris was the highlight of E3 for me (after playing Guitar Hero 2).
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
That one blond chick stuck in the creepy Nintendo "window" was hot..
Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter
85's face the truth you're too dumb.
http://www.myspace.com/armyofthepharaohs
I have no PS talent!
WOW: Bounce
Is KT related to Reaper the same way Certis and Podunk are?
"That's because you were 10. Everyone likes Garfield when they're 10. When you're 10 you think a cat eating lasagna is genius." - Mumford
BF2 Stats
2005 GWJFFL League Champion
I've always wondered what Gabe from Penny Arcade looked like, and now that I know I don't think the mental image I've had of him for years has changed.
Also, is WTF an actual game? My interest has been peaked if so, and I don't even own a Sony console.
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...
I want to know where Bill got his [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Republic_of_China]PRC flag[/url] design socks.
Perhaps you guys are just remembering wrong. Maybe it was more "I can't wait to get my hands on the Wii" or "Feeling the Wii in person really changed things".
Xbox Live: Stilgar Black
Is "I'm just looking for C*ck". work safe? I mean, here I am browsing GWJ at work at my usual 32 point font... and my co-worker glances over and takes a double take.
Ok 'work' is my computer room at home, and my 'co worker' is a Black Lab - but still.
It is the habit of every aggressor nation to claim that it is acting on the defensive. - Jawaharlal Nehru
It's certainly better than a giant picture of monkey privates, if that's what you're driving at.
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
This is the thread that delivers on the promises.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
That monkey privates picture is still burning in my retinas.
Shelter 1-minute atmospheric teaser.
If you found the image of Gabe startling, wait until you see Tycho.
Also, WTF must have been at Kentia Hall. There is no other explanation.
XBL/PSN: zeroKFE | BHA: zeroKFE | Spore: zeroKFE
Actually, the WTF image is from the Korea games area in one of the main halls. Korea had a big presence this year.
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
Fletcher looks like he's recovering from somehing. What did you guys do to him?
Hatchet Job - intelligent and irrevent gaming discussion.
First rule of C*ck Club: Don't talk about C*ck Club.
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Well... you got to admit, the monkey did have what Certis is looking for, dunno if it attended E3 though.
It is the habit of every aggressor nation to claim that it is acting on the defensive. - Jawaharlal Nehru
$10 says KrazyTaco broke into his room during the night for some manly lovin'
LiquidMantis wrote:
That's confidential.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO
Amen! I love you guys (grabs random ass)!
Roo: "Just to cheer you up if any of the above made you sad: Boobies."
Koning_Floris, on my online 'skills': "Stinking is a skill too!"
I love this thread!! I have to say though, you guys look a lot younger then I imagined you to be.
I gotta ask though, in which one of these pictures are you guys NOT either drunk or high on something ?
Decisions are just decisions, there are neither "good" or "bad"
LobsterMobster wrote:
Oddly enough Certis said I looked exactly how he imagined me to look. I'm not sure what that means though.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO
Honestly KT, I actually expected you to be crazier looking, with some really interesting haircut or something
Decisions are just decisions, there are neither "good" or "bad"
LobsterMobster wrote:
Nah, I'm just a normal looking guy. I've heard that I look like Eminem from an ass load of people.
If my picture was a little sharper you would see that I'm wearing glasses and I look like Eminem's twin.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO