Have your mom power level your character?

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Apparently some Korean mothers are making the sacrifice to power level their kids' characters so that they won't miss out in schooling.

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But who's grinding the moms?

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Have you ever played Puzzle Pirates? There are some moms in that game that can kick my @$$.

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But who's grinding the moms?

Giggity!

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They say sacrifice when they actually mean go to school so I can play WoW.

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Bah, kids these days. Why, when I was a boy, I had to rig up my auto-fire SNES controller with sticks and duck tape to power-level my characters when I was at school! And I didn't even get any fancy shmancy graphics to go with it, just four little sprites riding a raft around a river over and over again, consarn-it!

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*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

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Why don't the moms just cancel their accounts?

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This is totally ridiculous. My mom would have basically said, "Tough sh*t, my life doesn't revolve around pampering you."

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Oh, that sounds exciting.

Teaming up with a group of Korean mom's in-game wondering what to do with their children's overpowered überchar.

...

Yet another argument for NOT getting WoW

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oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

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Till wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Till wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

Hey hey hey, no shots from Coffee Grinders. You have to EARN it.

But... your mom said she didn't mind.

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Till wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Till wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

Hey hey hey, no shots from Coffee Grinders. You have to EARN it.

But... your mom said she didn't mind.


Sounds like someones grinding more then coffee

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Till wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
Till wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

Hey hey hey, no shots from Coffee Grinders. You have to EARN it.

But... your mom said she didn't mind.

Yeah, well... I hate your baby. So there.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Till wrote:
oldmanscene24 wrote:
*Legion* wrote:
But who's grinding the moms?

Everybody's mom, or just Lobster's?

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she's busy doing other... you know... stuff.

Hey hey hey, no shots from Coffee Grinders. You have to EARN it.

I think he gets a reprieve because of the infant avatar.

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I win?

That baby will one day rule the world. Without any powerlevelling from his mom.

Anyways, I love coffee, so I'll get back to that now.

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Danjo Olivaw wrote:

I think he gets a reprieve because of the infant avatar.

Hey Dan, it's my slutty mom. Since when do you get to make the rules?

I hate that baby, ruler or not.

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zeroKFE wrote:
Bah, kids these days. Why, when I was a boy, I had to rig up my auto-fire SNES controller with sticks and duck tape to power-level my characters when I was at school! And I didn't even get any fancy shmancy graphics to go with it, just four little sprites riding a raft around a river over and over again, consarn-it!

Bah, your way's too easy. Besides, Banon sucks. You've gotta go beat up the dinosaurs in the Question Mark Shaped Forest for hours and hours on end. That's real power levelling.

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LobsterMobster wrote:

I hate that baby, ruler or not.

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lethial wrote:
Apparently some Korean mothers are making the sacrifice to power level their kids characters so that they won't miss out in schooling.

Sad... really, really,... really sad. Kind of leaning towards pathetic... but I guess sad will do for now.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Danjo Olivaw wrote:

I think he gets a reprieve because of the infant avatar.

Hey Dan, it's my slutty mom. Since when do you get to make the rules?

Hopefully your mom doesn't powerlevel your GWJ account while you're at work, she might be a tad surprised about the detail with which you describe her private life

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Till wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:

I hate that baby, ruler or not.

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KaterinLHC wrote:
zeroKFE wrote:
Bah, kids these days. Why, when I was a boy, I had to rig up my auto-fire SNES controller with sticks and duck tape to power-level my characters when I was at school! And I didn't even get any fancy shmancy graphics to go with it, just four little sprites riding a raft around a river over and over again, consarn-it!

Bah, your way's too easy. Besides, Banon sucks. You've gotta go beat up the dinosaurs in the Question Mark Shaped Forest for hours and hours on end. That's real power levelling.

Oh, believe me, I did it the hard way the first two times. It was only on the third play-through that I broke out the waterfall method. Ye gods, I loved that game.

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I highly doubt that this is anything more than a few crazy families.

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Morrolan wrote:
I highly doubt that this is anything more than a few crazy families.

It is KOREA. They drive on the freakin' sidewalk and their national sport is Starcraft.

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I can't believe this thread stayed on topic for so long.

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karmajay wrote:
I can't believe the 49ers stayed on my mom long.

Fixed.

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"MOM!!!! Can you play my WoW account for me? I need to go and do nothing."

"Only after you take out the trash and finish your vegetables dear"

"Awww.. schucks"

Imagine that in Korean... enjoy.

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HOW CAN YA HAVE YOUR EPIC MOUNT IF YA DON'T EAT YA MEAT!?

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LobsterMobster wrote:
HOW CAN YA HAVE YOUR EPIC MOUNT IF YA DON'T EAT YA MEAT!?

ha! thats awesome.. though it should have been kimchee or something...

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