The Goodjer Commandments

In an attempt to please the new masses who wish to know more about GWJ here is a favorites book page so everyone can throw what they think are timeless GWJ events. Just find you favorite thread, and add it here. I added two here just for reference. Everyone can decide what to throw up.

How to Contribute
Simply click the "edit" tab at the top of the post and add your contribution. Then click "Preview" to look things over or "Submit" to add your changes to the main post. Anybody can edit!



You Shall Not Pass!
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CEJ's picture
Location: Southern California

Edwin, what about your whole "Which one should I marry?" thread? I'm not about to go splunking for that one.

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Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

I wouldn't be able to find it.

the soul still burns...
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souldaddy's picture
Location: where falling trees make no sound

great idea. Now please, Certis or Pyro, put this article in the "Bookshelf" link.

We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.

The Confused Philosopher
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Location: The corner of No and Where...

I'm surprsied the original DDT isn't in that list.

"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper

I Got Better!
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Edgar_Newt's picture
Location: Marina del Rey, CA

Demosthenes wrote:
I'm surprsied the original DDT isn't in that list.

That is a must!

Gamer Tag -- Edgar Newt

Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

souldaddy wrote:
great idea. Now please, Certis or Pyro, put this article in the "Bookshelf" link.

It's there.

The Confused Philosopher
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Location: The corner of No and Where...

Edgar_Newt wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:
I'm surprsied the original DDT isn't in that list.

That is a must!

Yeah, and that one only really... all the rest are pretty much me not learning my lesson.

"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper

Resident, um, Resident
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Dr_Awkward's picture
Location: Pangea

Here is a slightly dated lexicon.

I wish it were time for Cheers. But it's not. It's time for vengeance!

Finger of God
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Staats's picture
Location: Minnesota

The origin of nicknames would be nice. I think there's two of them.

Xbox Live: StaatsM

Lord of the Rats
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Location: Hitting. It.

Somebody wrote:
20 Pages of Perversion

That's a little misleading. The first five our so aren't even that perverted, unless you find talking about accents sexy.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Me Love You Long Time
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Vector's picture
Location: The Wet Coast

I think we really screwed up on the 20 pages of Perversion. I have learned that Asia Carrera (the pornstar) is a hardcore gamer. Apparently, she plays Unreal Tournament quite a lot.

Elysium wrote:

Personally, I like the guy who appears to be pushing the toddler toward the bat.

Danjo wrote:
I'm partial to that Derek Smart looking f*cker who approves of the situation smugly.

The Machine
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lethial's picture
Location: NY

wow thank you so much for this. time to read.

Who Am I?

Guerrilla Comedian
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Demiurge's picture
Location: Seattle

Added the Weiner Bomb threads.

"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade

The Machine
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lethial's picture
Location: NY

holy cow, there are some great stuff there! I have to admit that I really wish some kind of supernatural thing would happen with that box though:( too bad. Sorry to interject, more please:)

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Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

I demand someone other than me find the Reaper Chaos Theory co-op fan fiction.

The Dark Knight
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Location: Covered in delicious chocolate.

Oh lord, Edwin's marraige thread. I'd forgotten all about that.

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Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine

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CEO
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Edwin wrote:
I demand someone other than me find the Reaper Chaos Theory co-op fan fiction.

I've been combing through Reaper's posts, no luck so far. I just can't seem to zero in on the time it would have been up.

Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles

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Yanked the Podcast origin link, that ain't the origin. Not sure if we have a post laying out where/how it all started.

Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles

0 to Zen in under 6 seconds
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karmajay's picture
Location: St. Pete, Florida

hehe I believe Edwin got a week ban for that one, eh?

I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
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The Musk is strong with this one
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Badferret's picture
Location: In the shadows of Cold Mountain.

Wow this is great. I must have started lurking right after the sway box conclusion, so that was great to read through. I thought it was neat that the thread contained the first appearance of Slambie, thats sure to make that thread a collectors item.

Posting on the boards is easy. The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Chiggie Von Richthofen on how to transition from lurker to poster.

7.62mm Headache
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Minase's picture
Location: Seattle, WA

A few threads that some enterprising GWJ archivist might want to find:

Roo's life reversal in Greece
GWJ vs. Derek Smart
GameGuru vs. Tom Chick

I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector

Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

Minase wrote:
A few threads that some enterprising GWJ archivist might want to find:

Roo's life reversal in Greece
GWJ vs. Derek Smart
GameGuru vs. Tom Chick

The Derek one was easy enough. I don't remember the names of the other threads.

The Dark Knight
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Location: Covered in delicious chocolate.

There is also the thread where, upon opening showing off GWJ's belated Wedding Gifts to Hoochie and Certis, the Canadian One also showed us his wife's cleavage.

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Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine

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1 Perk Every 1000th Post
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shihonage's picture
Location: Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Ah, the Derek Smart thread. Regretful.

The Machine
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lethial's picture
Location: NY

I wonder if Derek Smart spend his day crawling the web for his name or something, and try to start arguments with anyone that even mentions his name... Oh C*ap I just mentioned his name...

Who Am I?

Guerrilla Comedian
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Demiurge's picture
Location: Seattle

Certis wrote:
Yanked the Podcast origin link, that ain't the origin. Not sure if we have a post laying out where/how it all started.

I thought the Radio origin was laid out in the first episode, right? You, Sanj and Fletch were attempting to play Worms and you overheard the two of them talking about "chicks" and new you had your talent.

Sanjruo had sent me a message about playing Worms with you guys, and I remember being distraught at the idea of missing out on that kind of fun. Good thing I wasn't there, or we might not have GWJ Radio. It's like Interweb Community Chaos Theory.

"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade

Not Without Incident
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Location: Cary, NC

The Sway box was one of the first threads I read when I started lurking, from what I can remember.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

Death Metal!
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Location: On a wild sheep chase

Added what looks like the original DDT, at least in the sense of the origin of the acronym

"My dreams were haunted by Lupus last night. Crowbars everywhere!" - Mordiceius
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis

Fully Intact
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JimmDogg's picture
Location: The Sunshine State

That 20 pages of pervesion thread is gold. Someone should resurrect that with some new pics.

"That's because you were 10. Everyone likes Garfield when they're 10. When you're 10 you think a cat eating lasagna is genius." - Mumford

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Citrus Casanova
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zeroKFE's picture
Location: In your fruit bowl terrorizing the oranges

I see that someone added the Dannon Smoothie Fanfic thread. I heartily approve.

Perhaps the currently running picture thread belongs as well? Although I suppose picture threads sort of loose their content as time passes due to image hosting servers disappearing...