The Goodjer Commandments
In an attempt to please the new masses who wish to know more about GWJ here is a favorites book page so everyone can throw what they think are timeless GWJ events. Just find you favorite thread, and add it here. I added two here just for reference. Everyone can decide what to throw up.
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Simply click the "edit" tab at the top of the post and add your contribution. Then click "Preview" to look things over or "Submit" to add your changes to the main post. Anybody can edit!
- PYROMAN FAN FICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!
- Jesus's Ferrari
- Swaydora's Box and the follow up, with reactions.
- Uh... Shaving? Note: The precursor Shaving...down under!
- Origination of 'Goodger'
- 20 Pages of Perversion
- Who should Ed Marry?
- Dannon Light n Fit Smoothie Fanfic
- Ode to a blinker thief
- Enter: The Weiner Bomb
- More Weiner Bomb
- The Wiener Bomb Song
- Sshh, Sanjuro has a secret.
- Why we used to love Derek Smart
- The exit of Derek Smart
- Gaming after sex.
- Hoochie buys Certis a sword
- Who would be in your harem? The first "I would hit it" thread.
- Kitty Cat Dance Pyro of all people starts the nightmare.
- KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
- Kingdom of Loathing.
- Kingdom of Loathing II.
- Demos Dating Thread aka DDT
- The Legend of Roo
- Heartbreak
- Leavin' On A Jet Plane
- Roo's Big Fat Greek Adventure
- This Thread Is Better: 4 pics
- Epilogue - 6 Months Later
- Summer Boogaloo II
- Legend of Roo Cont'd: Baby!
- Where's Elysium? Turns out he was looking for the Creator.
- The Saga of Civ 2 Chick
- Demiurge's Picture Thread. View at own peril.
- Swampy gets punked. Big time.
- The weiner soap bomb (NSFW)
- The Desktop Boob (NSFW)
- Whic is front? Whic is back? NSFW
- The pronolizer NSFW
- Tron Guy
- Stories from dear old dad.
- Speaking of sweaters.
- Morro has a new love in his life.
- GWJ Nation Stalking goodjers has never been easier.
- Emergency Preparedness From twisters to zombies in 6 posts flat.
- Pyro experiments with furry porn.
- Now everyone can enjoy themselves. *NSFW*
- Demiurge exposes his GF. One of the fastest threads to make the list.
- Am I an idiot? ColdForged introduces the infamous finger --> butt maneuver.
- The birth of "oogaba."
- Prederick meets a new "friend" only to tease the rest of us about it.
- cartoonin's wild weekend. That sound you hear is us bowing to his awesomeness.
Edwin, what about your whole "Which one should I marry?" thread? I'm not about to go splunking for that one.
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I wouldn't be able to find it.
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great idea. Now please, Certis or Pyro, put this article in the "Bookshelf" link.
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
I'm surprsied the original DDT isn't in that list.
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
That is a must!
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It's there.
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Yeah, and that one only really... all the rest are pretty much me not learning my lesson.
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
Here is a slightly dated lexicon.
I wish it were time for Cheers. But it's not. It's time for vengeance!
The origin of nicknames would be nice. I think there's two of them.
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That's a little misleading. The first five our so aren't even that perverted, unless you find talking about accents sexy.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I think we really screwed up on the 20 pages of Perversion. I have learned that Asia Carrera (the pornstar) is a hardcore gamer. Apparently, she plays Unreal Tournament quite a lot.
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wow thank you so much for this. time to read.
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Added the Weiner Bomb threads.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
holy cow, there are some great stuff there! I have to admit that I really wish some kind of supernatural thing would happen with that box though:( too bad. Sorry to interject, more please:)
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I demand someone other than me find the Reaper Chaos Theory co-op fan fiction.
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Oh lord, Edwin's marraige thread. I'd forgotten all about that.
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I've been combing through Reaper's posts, no luck so far. I just can't seem to zero in on the time it would have been up.
Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles
Yanked the Podcast origin link, that ain't the origin. Not sure if we have a post laying out where/how it all started.
Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles
hehe I believe Edwin got a week ban for that one, eh?
I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
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Wow this is great. I must have started lurking right after the sway box conclusion, so that was great to read through. I thought it was neat that the thread contained the first appearance of Slambie, thats sure to make that thread a collectors item.
Posting on the boards is easy. The trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Chiggie Von Richthofen on how to transition from lurker to poster.
A few threads that some enterprising GWJ archivist might want to find:
Roo's life reversal in Greece
GWJ vs. Derek Smart
GameGuru vs. Tom Chick
I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector
The Derek one was easy enough. I don't remember the names of the other threads.
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There is also the thread where, upon opening showing off GWJ's belated Wedding Gifts to Hoochie and Certis, the Canadian One also showed us his wife's cleavage.
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Ah, the Derek Smart thread. Regretful.
Shelter: a post-nuclear RPG.
I wonder if Derek Smart spend his day crawling the web for his name or something, and try to start arguments with anyone that even mentions his name... Oh C*ap I just mentioned his name...
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I thought the Radio origin was laid out in the first episode, right? You, Sanj and Fletch were attempting to play Worms and you overheard the two of them talking about "chicks" and new you had your talent.
Sanjruo had sent me a message about playing Worms with you guys, and I remember being distraught at the idea of missing out on that kind of fun. Good thing I wasn't there, or we might not have GWJ Radio. It's like Interweb Community Chaos Theory.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
The Sway box was one of the first threads I read when I started lurking, from what I can remember.
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Added what looks like the original DDT, at least in the sense of the origin of the acronym
"My dreams were haunted by Lupus last night. Crowbars everywhere!" - Mordiceius
"Lupus with a crowbar is the meaning of life itself." - Certis
That 20 pages of pervesion thread is gold. Someone should resurrect that with some new pics.
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I see that someone added the Dannon Smoothie Fanfic thread. I heartily approve.
Perhaps the currently running picture thread belongs as well? Although I suppose picture threads sort of loose their content as time passes due to image hosting servers disappearing...
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