Random Movie Quote Thread: Why don't we have one?
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 - 12:36pm
Feel free to post your random, non-related movie quotes.
So, to kick this off;
"Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Do they say who's f*ckin' playing us in the movie?"
"No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies."
"Who?"
"You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?"
"You mean that f*ckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?"
"Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either...but Affleck was the bomb in 'Phantoms'."
"Word, b*tch, Phantoms like a motherf*cker!"
"YOU SPOIL, YOU GET SPOILED! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm hysterical!"
*splash*
"I'm... wet! And I'm hysterical!"
*slap*
"I'm... in... pain! And I'm wet! And I'm still hysterical!"
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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"Personal escort of the Princess."
"Aye."
"Must've made an impression."
"...aye."
"Didn't think you were in the tent that long."
If I didn't drink, Crom would laugh and cast me out of Valhalla when I die. Peer pressure I can handle, but not when it comes from Crom. -Lobo
Time to steal this thread. Instead of being comprised of quotes from a bunch of movies, if past experience is any guide, it will instead become devoted to only one. Just you watch. Here goes:
They cut the power.
The market has much to answer for as to why gaming is NOT an art. -- illum
The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Oh, come on. You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.
That's not six.
One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier, that's one plus two plus one plus one.
Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."
We're here. We're queer. We'll rip your f*cking face off with our fabulous claws - kaostheory
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"Here, you'll need this!"
"I cannot lift this."
*shrugs*
"Grow stronger!"
Also: Valiant effort Lobo, but it seems Rubb is defiantly staying on topic, so I continued the trend
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All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed?
The market has much to answer for as to why gaming is NOT an art. -- illum
Game over man, Game over!
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"Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it? "
"Godd@mmit, man! You done made me hurt my d*ck hand."
"Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand. "
[the Caller c*cks his gun]
"Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he c*cks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it? "
"Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet. "
I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
Last.fm
"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"
Last.fm
Ok I got to know where these qoutes are from because they are hilarious!
One now for one of my new all time favorite quotes:
"I am a leaf on the wind watch how I soar"
"Can I have a job? I donut have much experiences, butt I always use an spellchecker spellchecker on my articles." - Sway
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Spoiler Fanatic!
The second one is Braveheart, and the last one looks to be a quote from Clue, but I don't remember that movie at all.
I've got nothing for the first one.
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First quote is The Producers, second is Braveheart, third is Clue.
Last.fm
"[on video] You must be here to fix the cable."
"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He fixes the cable? "
"Also, my rug was stolen."
"[holding up a bowling ball] What the f*ck is this? "
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
"That rug really tied the room together."
"Yeah, well. The Dude abides."
"Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the f*cking money, sh*thead?"
"It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."
I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
Last.fm
Bah. I guess I need Sanjuro to make this work.
The market has much to answer for as to why gaming is NOT an art. -- illum
Most quotable movie of all time.
I'm not sure why, but making fun of Nihilists just never gets old, for me.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
You sir, are misunderstanding my sarcasm. I was expecting the thread to go your way and fill with Aliens quotes after that.
Apparantly, I was wrong.
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"He left us! He left us!"
"But that's NOT what I'M gonna do."
"I think this was Gennaro."
"[about 15 feet away] I think this was too"
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
"I spared no expenses."
"But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
"Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."
"Must go faster."
"Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your park."
"Babies smell!"
I just keep thinking of more and more.
I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
Last.fm
"You ready to be f*cked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f*ck you up."
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Last.fm
- "The Royal Penis is clean, your highness."
- "Are you hungry? I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."
- "So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?"
"Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, sh*t happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
"Time traveling terrorists are no laughing matter, Malor." - *Legion* quote #30201
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"Naturally, it's 13. Why 13?"
"It comes after 12, hon."
"So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side."
"We just lost the moon."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat."
"Don't you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."
I got a fever.... And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
Last.fm
Wait a minute, isn't that from Rome? That's not a movie, punk!
Here's mine (echoing Morrolan's):
"Vee are Nihilists. Vee believe in nussing"
"That must be tiring."
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"I swallowed a bug!"
"You're my man, Blue!"
"You smell like old people. And soap."
Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.
Just to be clear, I was referencing the first Producers, with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel (which in my book is the Funniest Movie Ever Made). I believe the quote is slightly different in the remake with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane.
Also:
"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up."
"I choose gin... and Chaka Khan!"
"1....2....5!"
"3, sir."
"3!"
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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Even tho we already have a thread somewhere entirely made of Aliens quotes, I just can't stop myself.
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No...have you?"
"You just too bad Vasquey"
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Rezzy wrote:
"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
"Who'd you think I was anyway? The guy that's walks into a good looking dame's front parlour and says, "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands... you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?"
"To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin."
"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
"Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got sh*t all over him."
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"Nation, I've always said that rainbows are just God's way of frowning at gay people." Stephen Colbert
From one of my favorite movies of all time...
- Why'd you kick me?
- Where's your brain?
- Why'd you kick me?
- Where's your brain?
- I asked you first.
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