Gday from Australia... can we stay?
Hey guys this is my first post here at GWJ! I usually post at the xbox forums but they are so restrictive.... everytime I mention something thats not STRICTLY xbox they send me 1000 emails that say 'spam sapm spam' etc... not much of a good community there to be had really. But Ever since I have come to this site it has restored my hope at one day finding a friendly and at time freakin hilarious group of people on a sites forum.
Gotta be honest it was a while before I became a member after discovering the site coz I felt like I couldnt really relate to half the stuff that you guys discuss coz of the whole I'm in Australia thingo but I couldnt hold back any longer... this site is just the best place ever! If it wasnt for the real world I would curl up next to my computer with this site up 24/7 I LOVE IT!!!
SO this is just to say hi and even though I dont have a full time job AND I'm 19 I hope I can be accepted into the site? Is there some sort of ritual or do I just spam away? 
PS. Has a date been set yet when Fletcher is going to shave his balls?
We usually just recommend reading number 4 and 8 here. Aside from that, having a nickname that conjures connotations of grade A number 1 ass licker is a decent start.
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"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
Gidday, i just want to say hi also i'm 27 and married and have a child that was born on 05/05/05, how cool is that *cough,cough* anyway just wanted to say hi......hi.
*oo oo* wonder what i'll put here then. hmmmmm
**** PirateS WaR ****
Welcome to the flock brother. <- and no that wasn't a sheep joke, cause I know you Aussies are sensitive to sheep jokes. Or is that the New Zelanders
Anyway don't worry about the full time job thing. Iti s not a requirment, I am not sure that the founders have real full-time jobs.
As for relating to what we post, just stay out of Politics and Controversy and you should be fine.
"My motto is, if it's not strong enough to release bowel control, it's not strong enough!"
Morrolan
Maybe Rimmer means something else down under, you filthy pervert.
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
Woof Woof! That's my other dog imitation...
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Lmao... Ace Rimmer is from a british comedy series called red dwarf. Btw If anyone has any random questions about australia fire away
Welcome to the board, Ace Rimmer, but I should warn you, Internet-ese like 'coz' and 'lmao' is generally frowned upon here. On the other hand, we sure do love our spam.
Is it true that in Australia, flushed toilet water spins the other way? Freaky.
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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We don't ride sheep, but kangaroos put out a bit
*smacks bum* You like that.*cough*
*oo oo* wonder what i'll put here then. hmmmmm
**** PirateS WaR ****
Is it true that Hitler was born in Australia?
IS IT!?
NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.
Spore
OK no problems, I'll add work on grammer to my checklist Down here we use ALOT of slang so its just natural to use 'coz' etc
And to answer your question... I have no idea... what way do they flush over there? Then I could tell you...
Yes and he is now our almighty ghostly king.... in all honesty I dont think so.
eh.........i'm 99.999999 percent sure he wasn't born here, but i had him over hear the other day and he said he just loved what i did with the place.
*oo oo* wonder what i'll put here then. hmmmmm
**** PirateS WaR ****
By the way, your name is misspelled. It should be Lincolnan.
NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.
Spore
nope..good try but you miss out on that cigar.....names Lincon and i love conan movies, sooooo i put them together and my name has 1 L, it's not spelt like abe LincoLn.
*oo oo* wonder what i'll put here then. hmmmmm
**** PirateS WaR ****
The correct way.
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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Oh, hemispherical superiority complex ahoy!
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
Ouch...
My hemisphere is better than all the other hemispheres combined. And you're just jealous.
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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You realize you're (likely inadvertantly) segueing perfectly into a(nother) breast discussion here, yes? I heartily approve.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
I just read more of the code of conduct:
"No 'I'm New!' Threads - First, welcome to the site. We're not nearly as hardline as this CoC makes us sound. We're ecstatic that people feel like joining the discussion, and we're happy to have you, but you'd be best served just joining a discussion and not starting a new thread to draw attention to yourself."
Whoops not a good start.....
Well hell, lad, I pointed directly at it in my first response. This does not bode well for your reading comprehension skills.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
I've been tricked! Well-played, good sir, well played indeed.
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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Smoke him a Kipper, he'll be back for breakfast.
Mostly because it'll be breakfast here when he's posting.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Churchill
Hehe actually its almost midnight. By the way how about we dont call this an 'I'm new look at me!' thread and rather a general questions to australians thread?
True story: as a teenager my friend and I used to pose as Australian surfers when we went out because ladies just love the accent, even faked. We never got called on it. And boy could you folks score the babes if our luck was any indication.
Who would win in a fight between Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin?
If Mel Gibson and Rachel Hunter had a kid together would Steve Irwin say "krikey"?
Can I practice conceiving a kid with Rachel Hunter?
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
In Australia we really despise Steve Erwin. He is a prat and gives us the stereotype of being khaki wearing yokels.
One question...do YOU have the "H" pasted on your forehead, or is that your brother? I forget.
*munches on chicken vindaloo*
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I agree on the balls. Not a fan of the balls. -- wordsmythe asserting himself in OOC Theater
What, you don't grapple with crocs for fun? I'm not sure I believe you.
The only Australian I ever really met was a raging alcoholic. She also said she hated Steve Erwin, but I think she secretly hunted crocs too.
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Thats just normal Rimmer, ace is his alter ego from another dimension... the one where he is a suave James Bond type of guy, not a smeg head (Who just so happens to be the funniest character out of the whole show).
Steve irwin is a tosser, god everytime i hear that name i get so flippin angry...
I can't believe you people like him over there, what the hell do you see in him and you do know he doesn't realy talk like that! *CRICKEY!!!!!!!, did you see the size of that*
*oo oo* wonder what i'll put here then. hmmmmm
**** PirateS WaR ****
We are all basically raging alcoholics, chances are... she probably does hunt crocodiles then makes there skin and bones into hip flasks.