How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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I work in the industry, and the correct term is a lamp, stupid.
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What about the people who would post about light bulbs and how they have a question about dating related to them?
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Look, this forum is not about light bulbs. Could you please take this discussion to a light bulb forum?
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As an ex-insider, 'lightbulb' is perfectly correct. 'Light bulb', though, is both imprecise and inaccurate, as it could also refer to number of non-lightbulb bulbs.
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Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
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I simply can't believe you guys always bad mouth the 40w bulb sockets... "there are no good bulbs for the bulb socket!" Are you crazy? There are so many different and interesting bulbs out there.
And let's not forget the 20w emulation!
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Dude, seriously, do you own stock in the 40w bulb sockets? We're tired of your bias.
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The invention of the lightbulb, light-bulb, and/or lamp historically has been attributed to one, Thomas Alva Edison. This is actually a propaganda campaign run by big businesses and the U.S. government to alter history and discredit the the actual British inventor, Joseph Wilson Swan. The current administration is actively giving big dollar contracts to firms that help fund this cornicopia of lies and deceit.
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