Elysium 2.0 hits shelves at 12:14 A.M.

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Location: Spring Green, Wisconsin

Just thought I would let everyone know, I just got back from the hospital and Elysium 2.0 aka "little f*cker" is officially a uterus-free, gurgling, crying little baby-person.
8 pounds, 21 inches and quite healthy, the little guy takes after his Uncle Andrew. Elysium and Elysia are euphoric, quite exhausted and healthy at the moment.
Congratulations to the new parents.

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Congrats from me as well!

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Great news! Thanks for letting us know.

Congratulations to the parents!

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Glad to hear everything went alright! Congratulations!

Now the adventure really starts...

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Congratulations! Only fifteen years or so until the *real* fun begins.

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Anyone feel a breeze?
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Congrats! Sounds like he was a big ""little f*cker"".

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Congrats to the parents! Too bad we''ll have to wait for him to be able to handle a controller before we get any mileage out of it

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Location: Your mom is a lie.

If Ely 2.0 inherits daddy''s skills for de_dust, we''re all in trouble. cs_assault, not much to worry about. Congrats, Ely and Ely! Ely2, don''t get upset every time your dad corrects your baby-babble grammar.

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Yay Congrats to the family! Hope he realised that V2.0 will be a total system hog demanding constant changing and upgrades!

Seriously though thats great news!

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Grats !! Great news !

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I believe the new Onyx and Ruby GBA SP models have special InfantGrip(TM) enhancements. It probably won''t take very long until he''ll be demanding some more Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Congratulations! After all those trials and tribulations you deserve a nice long rest.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Good luck sleeping now! I think I''m going to sleep extra tonight, simply because I can.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Good luck sleeping now! I think I''m going to sleep extra tonight, simply because I can.

I actually laughed out loud there

Felicidades to both of you!

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Congratulations you two! Now Elysia can see her feet again!

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My congratulations!! Shall we set up a baby shower fund for the newborn and his parents?

Oh, and what we have here?.... A copy of Halo!!! Ohhh, how cuute!!!

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I also would like to say Congratulations!

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Congratulations, just so long as Ely doesn''t play ""Toss the baby"" with him. We all know his RS throwing skills.

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Congrats on the Add-On expansion Pack.... hope it''s not too buggy.

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Congrats on the delivery! Good to hear it all went well!

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May your new baby be a sleeper.

My current one certainly isn''t!

Congradulations and good luck!!

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Mozel Tov!

Congrats and glad to know everyone is doing fine.

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Congratulations to you both.

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Location: Your mom is a lie.

Think maybe the order went like this:

I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
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Congrats! The little guy will no doubt share his father''s prediliction for pompous pontification.

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Oh, and what we have here?.... A copy of Halo!!! Ohhh, how cuute!!!

Oh and whats this? *paper tearing* ANOTHER copy of Halo!

Er maybe Bungie needs to get to work on Halo Babies!

Grats to Mom and Dad!

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Woop! Congrats Ely and Elysia! So is he a liberal or a conservative?!

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Congratulations to the proud parents & dont expect to get your lives back for about the next 18 years. Maybe longer if he doesnt want to go to college.

I still think they should have named him Elysinho.

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Congrats

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Congrats! At 8lbs, 21 inches, he''s a big one!

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So we have to call him ""Big f*cker"" now?

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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But then what would we call Elysium?

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