Elysium 2.0 hits shelves at 12:14 A.M.
Tuesday, September 30th, 2003 - 4:29am
Just thought I would let everyone know, I just got back from the hospital and Elysium 2.0 aka "little f*cker" is officially a uterus-free, gurgling, crying little baby-person.
8 pounds, 21 inches and quite healthy, the little guy takes after his Uncle Andrew. Elysium and Elysia are euphoric, quite exhausted and healthy at the moment.
Congratulations to the new parents.
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - Unknown

Congrats from me as well!
Great news! Thanks for letting us know.
Congratulations to the parents!
No hay banda!
Glad to hear everything went alright! Congratulations!
Now the adventure really starts...
Swing harder! Swing harder!
-- Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate 2
Congratulations! Only fifteen years or so until the *real* fun begins.
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
Congrats! Sounds like he was a big ""little f*cker"".
Congrats to the parents! Too bad we''ll have to wait for him to be able to handle a controller before we get any mileage out of it
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me! - Brick Top
If Ely 2.0 inherits daddy''s skills for de_dust, we''re all in trouble. cs_assault, not much to worry about. Congrats, Ely and Ely! Ely2, don''t get upset every time your dad corrects your baby-babble grammar.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Yay Congrats to the family! Hope he realised that V2.0 will be a total system hog demanding constant changing and upgrades!
Seriously though thats great news!
MUST...STOP ...PLAYING ....SWG! MUST GET REAL LIFE BACK AGAIN!
Grats !! Great news !
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I believe the new Onyx and Ruby GBA SP models have special InfantGrip(TM) enhancements. It probably won''t take very long until he''ll be demanding some more Yu-Gi-Oh.
"If you're not a stinky-stink, you're not addicted to anything!" - Reaper
Congratulations! After all those trials and tribulations you deserve a nice long rest.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Good luck sleeping now! I think I''m going to sleep extra tonight, simply because I can.
"You just checked in to Hotel Califoni-getyourasskicked!" Steely Dan said to The Eagles
I actually laughed out loud there
Felicidades to both of you!
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Congratulations you two! Now Elysia can see her feet again!
My congratulations!! Shall we set up a baby shower fund for the newborn and his parents?
Oh, and what we have here?.... A copy of Halo!!! Ohhh, how cuute!!!
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I also would like to say Congratulations!
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Congratulations, just so long as Ely doesn''t play ""Toss the baby"" with him. We all know his RS throwing skills.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Congrats on the Add-On expansion Pack.... hope it''s not too buggy.
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Certis wrote:
Congrats on the delivery! Good to hear it all went well!
"Can I have a job? I donut have much experiences, butt I always use an spellchecker spellchecker on my articles." - Sway
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May your new baby be a sleeper.
My current one certainly isn''t!
Congradulations and good luck!!
Mozel Tov!
Congrats and glad to know everyone is doing fine.
Congratulations to you both.

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
Think maybe the order went like this:

I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Congrats! The little guy will no doubt share his father''s prediliction for pompous pontification.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Oh and whats this? *paper tearing* ANOTHER copy of Halo!
Er maybe Bungie needs to get to work on Halo Babies!
Grats to Mom and Dad!
Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
Woop! Congrats Ely and Elysia! So is he a liberal or a conservative?!
Congratulations to the proud parents & dont expect to get your lives back for about the next 18 years. Maybe longer if he doesnt want to go to college.
I still think they should have named him Elysinho.
LiquidMantis wrote:
Congrats
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
Congrats! At 8lbs, 21 inches, he''s a big one!
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
So we have to call him ""Big f*cker"" now?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
But then what would we call Elysium?
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred