Gamers With Jobs Radio Episode Four

Episode Four - Xbox 360 Launch Title List, GameTap Preview,
The Twelve Stages of Being Banned from the Site and More!

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Welcome to Gamers With Jobs Radio for the week of October 10th, 2005. This time out Fletcher and Certis discuss the newly-announced launch title list for the Xbox 360, the new MMO (AKA "Relationship Simulator") Spend the Night, Certis's Twelve Stages of Being Banned and more. We hope you enjoy.

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Anime Junky
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First... WOOT!

...other than that I have to wait until tomorrow to listen to this!

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Location: Finally, back in my own little world

Fletcher's sound quality is a bit off, what's different this week with the tech?

You are speaking into a lamp? ok omg fapping...ok, posting as listening...

...it's an FMDG, you know, for chicks...now, with jello...

man, posting while listening is dangerous...I better stop.

Good show so far guys.

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Location: Your technology scares me.

Forgot to add this image of Studio Fletcher:

Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet

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You perverts don't get a shot of MY desk area. You can thank Fletcher for that.

I say good day sir!

I retracted so quickly last night that my butt flew off. I then had to eat my butt to get it to reattach. Then I pooped out a sheep. - Sephirotic

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Certis wrote:
You perverts don't get a shot of MY desk area. You can thank Fletcher for that.

You're playin with our emoticons! You need to think about what's real, Man!

Average is the borderline that keeps mere mortals in their place. Those who cross that line are heroes by the very act.

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Location: Lexington, KY

Certis: "Yeah ... so ... are you recording?"

And the twelve steps to banning was the best part of the whole show.

Good stuff about Gametap, and the sweaty men Certis hopes become a trend.

"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon

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Certis wrote:
You perverts don't get a shot of MY desk area. You can thank Fletcher for that.

I say good day sir!

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Excellent show, guys.

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Wow, already? Awesome! I was rationing my listen of the previous show, I just finished listening to it today.

So, where's BallShaver?

The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred

Server Ninja
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Location: Lexington, KY

Quote:
So, where's BallShaver?
I think you just answered your own question.

Hint: He's shaving his balls.

"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon

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Location: Riding my invisible bike.

You mentioned the donkey punch but not the walrus?

For shame.

Good show again though

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1 Perk Every 1000th Post
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...also known as an SPU, or Sweat Processing Unit. That was great

Executive
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posted by :Certisisatool

"Dude U have some serious issues to go as far as banning someone for using a short format for typing and adding a few xtra .......'s. Seriuosly U need to lighten up. I apologize to all the league commish's for not being able to respond to the boards but u can reach me through the Espn boards or my Aim..Take care and beware of the Comunist attitude that a certain individual has.
AKA..."- name removed to protect the asshats

I love this website's overlords... Certis you rule.

These radio shows continue to be brilliant...

The voices say hello.

The Red
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Certis receives loot: [Uber Donkey Punch].
Binds on pickup.

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Location: New York, NY

"chilling look at the banning process" gave me chills!!

*fap*-ing noises and hobo beating was a bit NSFW. You need to put up a parental advisory label next time!

Lord of the Rats
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"Bring on the fapper!"

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
*fap*-ing noises and hobo beating was a bit NSFW. You need to put up a parental advisory label next time!

I just kind of figured the NSFW was implied, since all of the episodes so far have prominently featured multiple uses of the word "F*CK."

Fancy Pants Developer
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good start to the week.. w00t!

gonna fire it up now.. thanks guys.. I look forward to these shows

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Certis wrote:

I want you to have less friends and more, distant, chilly acquaintances.

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Location: Milwaukee, WI

That has got to be the longest explanation of a banning I have ever heard. Great job guys. Keep them coming.

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Location: Your technology scares me.

Podunk wrote:
... all of the episodes so far have prominently featured multiple uses of the word "F*CK."

As well as some amazing music from the Wiener Bombardier I can't thank you enough.

Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet

FalseGravity - My first blog.

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Fletcher wrote:
As well as some amazing music from the Wiener Bombardier I can't thank you enough.

Any time, mang!

I hope to have some more for you one of these days...

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Location: New York, NY

That funky beats theme is by Podunk? Maximum respeck!

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Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
That funky beats theme is by Podunk? Maximum respeck!

Thanks, 'rilla! It was a pleasant diversion from my usual angry white boy fare.

I Am The Greetest!
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Location: On the moon. Whaling.

Just a quick question: what's with the used tissues on Fletcher's desk? And the distinct lack of a bowl of Jello?

Anyway, very good show, guys! I nearly snorted my coffee when you started talking about the linguistics of hobo/homos.

"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7

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Lord of the Rats
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Oh, so I have Podunk to blame for making my framed high school diploma fall off the wall from all the bass.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Wiener Bombardier
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Fletcher's picture
Location: Your technology scares me.

I was wondering what that white thing was, too. I think it's a papertowel from breakfast or something. No idea. You can clearly see that the Punisher is trying to infiltrate my whiskey glass though. Bastard.

Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet

FalseGravity - My first blog.

What Is Your Quest?
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You can clearly see that the Punisher is trying to infiltrate my whiskey glass though. Bastard.

Perhaps he is merely trying to dispense a little self-Punishment.

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Location: Your technology scares me.

Hey oldman! I was wondering when you'd show up here.

Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet

FalseGravity - My first blog.

Here to save you all
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Boo! to your RTCW hate... I guess you guys forgot how awesome its MP was... and that extended into the even more delicious RTCW:ET

I played RTCW MP to death...

Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter

85's face the truth you're too dumb.

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