GWJ Now Has 2000 Registered Users!

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On Saturday night at 9:58PM, Cheryl Locke Holmes registered in the forums and became user number 2000 in the Gamers With Jobs cul...err... family.

Here's to the next 2000!

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conform...

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Quote:
There is definitely a sex toy in Certis' picture.

That's because it's a party, stupid. That's how we do, in Canada.

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Unfortunately, we only tracked users by the last two digits, and so with 2000 we've experienced massive failures across the board. On the other hand, this is GWJ where even massive widescale failures are indistinguishable from routine performance.

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Elysium wrote:
On the other hand, this is GWJ where even massive widescale failures are indistinguishable from routine performance.

I did not know this site was run by the US Congress...

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Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you, one of us...

Can I have shock treatment as well?

Congrats on collecting your cultists Certis! When do we hit the threshold that we prepare for the crossing to the next material plane so that we can meet Lord Zycon, our maker and destroyer of worlds? Because I am starting to feel silly in this hat.

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Damn it, Elysium beat me to the 2K joke. >(

Oh well. This Cheryl, won't she post? Is she hot?

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Oh well. This Cheryl, won't she post? Is she hot?

I second that. We need pics.

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Can I have shock treatment as well?

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We're almost at the point where we can start working our user ID into common conversation as a dong-waggling factor!

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Congrats GWJ! Party time! Wheee!

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Holy crap, I passed my 2 year anniversary last week!

Oh, and "Yay 2000!"

Or something.

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2k... Right on!

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Sanjuro wrote:
There is definitely a sex toy in Certis' picture.


Those balloons are abstract representations of GWJ staff members and that one in particular is clearly Fletcher "The Package" Jones.

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ColdForged wrote:
We're almost at the point where we can start working our user ID into common conversation as a dong-waggling factor!

P.S. Everyone over 523 can piss up a rope.

I agree, and you can add everyone over 51 to that list as well.

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Slambie wrote:
Those balloons are abstract representations of GWJ staff members and that one in particular is clearly Fletcher "The Package" Jones.

It's been a great morning...first Fletcher's satin voice through my headphones and now abstract representations of his famous package! GWJ, I like you, I really like you!

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