The sound of one hand eating
Your plans for the evening primarily consist of a protracted excursion into no man's land, fighting dragons, trolls, bad guys, other drivers, or just one more turn in your god game of choice.
You've filled the cooler with libations, and set it within arm's reach of your digital mistress. You've practiced opening it and removing the contents without removing your eyes from the hypnotic glow of your multi-pixel circus.
Only one thing is missing from your night of electronic bacchanalia. Food. Food that can be eaten one handed, with a quick popping motion so as not to leave your keyboard and mouse uncaressed for any appreciable time.
Thus our theme for this week's gaming gourmand; one handed eating.
On our menu:
Baked Zucchini Sticks with Yogurt-Dill Dipping Sauce
Pecan Pesto Pinwheels
No Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies
Total prep and cook time; about a half an hour.
Ingredients:
Baked Zucchini Sticks Ingredients
| * | 2 (8 oz.) zucchinis |
| * | 1 lg. egg |
| * | 1 tbsp. water |
| * | 1 c. coarse cracker crumbs (you can get a little aggression out by putting the crackers in a plastic bag and whacking them with something heavy. Extra points for developing a cracker kata.) |
| * | 2 tbsp. butter, melted |
| * | Kosher salt (because it tastes better, that's why) |
| * | Pepper |
| * | Rosemary, sage, thyme – about a tsp each. |
| * | 1 8 oz container of plain yogurt |
| * | Dill to taste (fresh or dried works) |
| Pecan Pesto Pinwheels Ingredients | |
| * | 4 basil or plain flour tortillas |
| * | 2 c. fresh basil leaves |
| * | 2 lg. garlic cloves |
| * | 1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan cheese (not the stuff in the tube that they serve in cafeterias"…that stuff tastes like sawdust, don't do that to yourself.) |
| * | 2 tbsp. freshly grated Romano cheese |
| * | 1/4 c. pecans |
| * | 1/2 c. olive oil |
| * | Kosher salt & freshly ground pepper |
| (If buying pesto at the store rather than making it, you'll only need 1/2 cup of Parmesan, tortillas and a little bit of olive oil. Also, store bought pesto will have walnuts or pine nuts and not the alliterative pecan, but if it's a sacrifice you're willing to make"…) | |
| No Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies Ingredients: | |
| * | 2 c. sugar |
| * | 1/2 c. milk |
| * | 1/2 c. cocoa |
| * | 1/2 c. butter |
| * | 1/2 c. peanut butter |
| * | 3 c. quick oats |
| * | 1 tsp. vanilla |
Directions:
Make Cookies: Mix first four ingredients in saucepan and bring to a boil. Cook for three minutes being careful not to scorch the milk. Remove from heat, add the vanilla, peanut butter and oats; mix well. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto waxed paper. Cool until firm.
Make Pesto: Combine the basil, garlic, cheeses and nuts in a food processor or blender. Process to mix. With the machine running, slowly add the olive oil. Season to taste with salt and freshly ground pepper and process to the desired consistency. Let stand 5 minutes before serving. Makes about 1 cup. Pesto refrigerates and freezes well, rumor has it. I've never had any last long enough to find out. It's great on bread, and pasta and anything else you can think of. Mmmm, pesto.
Start preheating your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Wash and trim unpeeled zucchini and cut into sticks about the size of french fries. Beat eggs with water, salt, pepper and herb mixture. Dip each zucchini stick in egg mixture and then in cracker crumbs. Place zucchini on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper or aluminum foil and drizzle butter over the sticks. Bake 10 to 15 minutes until tender and lightly browned.
(For menu timing purposes, Set the timer for 5 minutes.)
While the zucchini is baking, on another parchment lined baking sheet, lay out your tortillas. If they're not super fresh, brush them with a little olive oil, else, just spoon and spread pesto across them, leaving about 1" clearance around the edges. Sprinkle Parmesan cheese on top of pesto. Roll tortillas from one end, like a jellyroll. Secure with a toothpick if necessary.
When your five-minute timer goes off, pop the pinwheels in the oven with the zucchini and set the timer for 10 minutes.
While everything is baking, mix yogurt with dill and salt if desired. If you prefer it to be a little tangier, add up to a tablespoon of either Dijon mustard, lemon or lime juice. A little chopped green onion wouldn't be amiss, either.
When timer dings, and everything looks all toasty and melty from the oven, place it on a big enough serving tray to get it to your computer. Remember to take napkins. Nobody wants a slippery keyboard on raid night.
Notes: When making the pinwheels for a party, you can use puff pastry instead of tortillas for a really nice touch. Remember to cut the rolls at about one-inch increments when planning on serving to the masses. They're really pretty when you slice them. Also, add cooked chicken breast strips in the center for a change of pace.
All of these recipes make about 4 normal servings. Adjust as your crowd or appetite demands.
Categories: Game Night, Appetizers
Nutritional Info: There's nothing bacon wrapped or deep fried, and there's a veggie, so it must be healthy.


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That sounds so tasty it should be illegal. I'm definitely making those yummies next time I have a marathon gaming session on my planner.
Also, thanks for posting recipes for snackies that don't involve oodles and oodles of cheese. It's rather difficult to find snacks that don't involve you adding seventeen pounds of mozerrella on top of your dish. Not that I mind cheese, but it gets kind of boring after awhile.
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Oh my god, I love those cookies. Damn you for getting them into my head! I must go home and make them tonight.
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My mom used to make me those cookies... still does sometimes, on the rare occasions when I'm in Mississippi. Good stuff!
Mercury's been in retrograde most of the week. It's like a full moon with a side of kicked-in-the-nuts. -- H.P. Lovesauce
Because this site rocks, I'm going to share my salsa recipe, which I was eating, one handed, last night while reading this site. This is your basic salsa, nothing fancy, made fast and easy with easily available ingredients. I've got a kick ass mac & cheese recipe too, but I don't know that off the top of my head. Come on, everyone, get into the spirit! Tell us your favorite recipes!
Souldaddy's Basic Red Salsa (ie, soulsa)
Prep time: 5-10 minutes with a food processor.
Ingredients
Directions
Chop it all up and throw it together. Let it sit as little or long as you want. Serve with fresh squeezed lime on top.
Ingredient ratios in salsa are completely arbitrary, everything is to taste, so I'll talk some "salsa theory." Taste frequently, experiment and be prepared to fail. Tomatoes are the base, so I always buy more than I need in case I added too much of something else.
You can pick the cilantro leaves by hand for a wonderful aroma if you have guests (ladies love to do that part), but anymore I just cut the bunch at the point that will give me the most leaves and the least stem and then process it into fine bits. Use corriander if you don't have fresh cilantro. For garlic, you can mince it or press it, fry it if you wish, but now I just have a jar of minced garlic and put in 1-2 spoonfuls. Seasoned salt is the ingredient that keeps the salsa from being bland.
Peppers are the art and science of salsa. Don't add the whole pepper batch at once but in spoonfuls. Fresh peppers are extremely hard on the stomach and too much can give you bad stomach aches. The habanero peppers have a sharp heat that quickly fades away, and you can make an excellent salsa with just them. Jalapenos have a hot after-taste but not much heat on first bite. I add them to give the salsa some duration.
Lastly, fresh squeezed lime is an old mexican secret, it acts as a base to the peppers and also brings out the taste in the tomatoes. If you don't have limes, you can use white vinegar. If you find your salsa is too run-y, you can chop the bottoms off the tomatoes and squeeze the juice out.
"I am openly partial to large posteriors and this is a subject upon which I cannot prevaricate! My colleagues, this is not open for debate." Yoyoson on twitter.
souldaddy: Your salsa also appears to approach criminal levels of tastiness. But we already have a whole crapload of pages dedicated to people posting their yummy recipes. Check out the Bookshelf section (the tab up at the top) and you'll see about 6.02X10^23 book pages about great recipes.
*edit: Here's the link for you!
GWJ's Cookbook of Doom
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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Now I'll share my favorite gaming recipe:
Directions: Rip open bag, stuff into gob. Repeat.
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Dude, you can't game with Doritos! The radioactive cheese gunk gets everywhere!
The market has much to answer for as to why gaming is NOT an art. -- illum
*stomach growls*
Sounds mighty tasty.
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Now that you mention it the WASD on my board is now a decidely orange color...
Cyrana Mage 80 ~ Artesia Druid 80
Cyranna Shaman 71
"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson, but I'm completely stymied as to why your junk is turning orange. We've completely ruled out any kind of known medical condition, so now we must turn to environmental factors. What do you spend your days doing?"
"Nothing much, just sit around the house all day eating Cheetos and watching porno..."
/derail
Mercury's been in retrograde most of the week. It's like a full moon with a side of kicked-in-the-nuts. -- H.P. Lovesauce
I'm a skimmer, so blah if this has been said.
I have two questions... If this is about steady gaming, wouldn't going to the kitchen to pre-heat things and mix things kind of defeat the purpose? And also, what self-respecting gamer eats zucchini?
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
Steam-XBox-Spore
1. Not if you have the woman do it.
2. They don't. I smell a poseur!
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
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Lean Pockets for teh win.
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lunabean wrote:Lunabean wrote:
So close except you went with Lean Pockets.
Lynch him, boys! With MEAT.
Cyrana Mage 80 ~ Artesia Druid 80
Cyranna Shaman 71
Hot Pockets rule forever. So do the new subs ones with all the extra breading. Mmmmm... empty carbs.
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I do! Because when I'm 87, hobbling about the nursing home with my walker and colostomy bag, I want to be healthy enough to enjoy raiding with the boys in the latest WoW expansion.
That baked zucchini recipe sounds excellent. I can totally see making that with other vegetables as well.
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Su-Weet! That post rocks! thanks for the heads up.
I think Pizza Rolls have the best yum to time ratio of any gamer food (7 minutes in a cold oven). I'm still waiting for Bachelor Chow, though.
"I am openly partial to large posteriors and this is a subject upon which I cannot prevaricate! My colleagues, this is not open for debate." Yoyoson on twitter.
[*looks over at her avatar*] You and me both.
"Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you, Kat. You." - Haakon7
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Heh, well, in my defense after I quit playing football and got out of the military I became a 287 lb land monster. I will never go that route again.
So lean pockets so I can stay nice and cut.
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Zucchini rocks.
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Are those like Poprocks?
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
Steam-XBox-Spore
Yes, the zucchini sticks and pesto pinwheels sound like gamer snack heaven to me.
The trick is, you spend a little time in the kitchen and prepare the treats then have them close by your side for the uninterrupted and well fortified gaming session.
As a test, I did the zucchini tonight for dinner without the breading, just tossed them with olive oil, fresh basil, rosemary, kosher salt and pepper, then roasted them at 400 for 15 minutes...they were so amazing. Not finger food...but oh so good.
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