Here are the collected articles written by Elysium on his experiences as an EB Games manager. Find out why they keep pushing used games, or why they'll try to sell you that "Gameplay Guarantee". Enjoy!
This is just as good as any. Really, we could've just went in and put the original articles in a book. Hell, why don't I just go do that and put them in this book.
"Those wanting to be entertained by something unpredictable and intelligent should procreate or buy a cat." - BishopRS
Oh well. I realized that, in a collected form, these articles were pretty damned good, so I posted them over at Evil Avatar, for all those people who don't visit this site.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
This is just as good as any. Really, we could've just went in and put the original articles in a book. Hell, why don't I just go do that and put them in this book.
"Those wanting to be entertained by something unpredictable and intelligent should procreate or buy a cat." - BishopRS
Something's happened to the first one.. wherever there's supposed to be an apostrophe I see ’ instead.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Yeah.
Oh well. I realized that, in a collected form, these articles were pretty damned good, so I posted them over at Evil Avatar, for all those people who don't visit this site.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Pyro, that's what I was trying to do but I obviously don't have the mojo that you do. Thanks for the help.
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"Those wanting to be entertained by something unpredictable and intelligent should procreate or buy a cat." - BishopRS