Here are the collected articles written by Elysium on his experiences as an EB Games manager. Find out why they keep pushing used games, or why they'll try to sell you that "Gameplay Guarantee". Enjoy!
This is just as good as any. Really, we could've just went in and put the original articles in a book. Hell, why don't I just go do that and put them in this book.
"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon
Something's happened to the first one.. wherever there's supposed to be an apostrophe I see ’ instead.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Oh well. I realized that, in a collected form, these articles were pretty damned good, so I posted them over at Evil Avatar, for all those people who don't visit this site.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Pyro, that's what I was trying to do but I obviously don't have the mojo that you do. Thanks for the help.
Actually it's not your fault, we only let admins add non-book page posts to books.
"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon
This is just as good as any. Really, we could've just went in and put the original articles in a book. Hell, why don't I just go do that and put them in this book.
"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon
Something's happened to the first one.. wherever there's supposed to be an apostrophe I see ’ instead.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Yeah.
Oh well. I realized that, in a collected form, these articles were pretty damned good, so I posted them over at Evil Avatar, for all those people who don't visit this site.
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Pyro, that's what I was trying to do but I obviously don't have the mojo that you do. Thanks for the help.
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"I'll be breeding pwners, but someone has to breed the pwned." - Legion
"Take that you jerks! You got a good job and a nice life and I hate you for it!!!!!" - Pharacon