How about a cocktail recipe? This drink probably has a name, but I've tried several on for size in local bars (Boston area) and drawn nothing but blank stares, so I just make it myself and call it "delicious."

-Collins glass (these are called "(iced) tea glasses" in the South).
-Add ice.
-Fill half-way with bourbon.
-Fill rest of the way with lemonade (the more tart the better).
-Do not stir.
-Garnish with an orange slice or a cherry if you're a girl, or gay or something.
-Add a plastic sword (with or without the garnish) because plastic swords are cool, and can be used later to poke people who annoy you.
-Drink.
-Repeat. Often.

DrunkenSleipnir's Super Special Cocktail:

Pour a fine Single Malt Scotch into a clean glass, at room temperature. Sip it until the glass is empty. Repeat.

hubbinsd's Holiday Lassi

If you have ever had a Mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant, here is the Irish version:

A while back someone posted a link to their grandfather's holiday egg nog recipe. I made it last year and it was amazing. Very, very strong and super rich. So first make that, but any nog will do:

2 parts egg nog (with rum & whiskey if it doesn't have it already)
2 parts mango and/or papaya juice
1 part rum (yes, MORE rum)

Mix well, serve with ice. Get smashed.

Nuclear Holocaust - When made correctly glows Nuclear Green
1 oz Absolut Vodka
1 oz Absolut Citron
1 oz Blue Coroco(sp?)
1 oz Midori
1 oz lemon sour

shaken over ice and poured.

2 quick drinks:

Warm For The Holidays:
3 parts egg nog
1 part Goldschlager (or other cinnamon schnapps)

Garnish with cloves or whatever the hell you put on egg nog.

Lay Me Down And Do Me (a cottage drink if ever there was one):
1 can frozen limade
1 can vodka
2 bottles beer, red or darker

Stir. Tasty, and has a kick on it like a retarded mule.

This is normally called a Mongolian Motherf*cker. This drink is so strong I was down and out for the count in one glass, and mine was diluted!

Mongolian Motherf*cker

Ingredients:

• 1 part Absolut Vodka
• 1 part Kahlua
• 1 part Melon liqueur
• 1 part Creme de Banane
• 1 part Southern Comfort
• 1 splash Sour mix
• 1 splash Sprite
• 1 dash Grenadine

Mixing instructions:
Add ingriedients over ice; shake and enjoy.

As a side note, print or write this list down when you go out to the bar/pub. Absolutley NO ONE knows this drink. We had to google it up on the web browser of our Blackberry.

Scooby Snack

Ingredients:

• 1 shot Malibu or other Coconut Rum
• 1 shot Midori
• 1 shot crème de Banana
• 1 & ½ shot pineapple juice
• whipped crème

Mixing instructions:
This can be made as a proper mixed-drink, or as a shot. In either case, combine above ingredients into a shaker with ice, then fill the shaker to the top with whipped crème. Shake vigorously and serve. If serving as shots the above will make about 5 to 6 shots, if served as a drink garnish with orange and more whipped crème.