Bobby Brown Interview Excerpt (don't read while eating)
Thursday, June 30th, 2005 - 8:24am
From Time Out magazine:
TONY: You and Whitney are so intertwined in the public mind. Does it bother you that some people call you Mr. Whitney Houston?
BB: That doesn’t bother me, because that’s my wife and I’m proud of her.
TONY: Evidently, you’re very close. There’s a moment in the show when you describe helping Whitney with constipation by using your, uh, hand. Were you kidding?
BB: Oh no, I had to. She couldn’t go boo-boo. Sometimes, when people are constipated, you gotta help them out.
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Didja hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Thank you, I'm here all week! Try the fish.
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I can't even believe this guy is going to have his own show.
You reality show fans, you are the cause of this injustice!
KKHHHAAANNN!
I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies
I think I would just try handing my wife some Ex-Lax and a glass of water.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
So, sometimes he beats the sh*t out of her... other times he pulls the sh*t out of her.
Couldn't help myself.
I called it, just sayin'.
She only thinks he used his hand ...
"Let me help you out with that. Bend over for me baby".
zzzzzip.
"This won't hurt at all ..."
Whitney: Oh my God honey, what was that!? Are you bleeding!?
BB: N-no... umm... Let me get some tissues. To, y'know, clean up a little. Because my hand was in your pooper.
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
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Man, he's frickin' romantic. I wanna be like him when I grow up.
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Why, oh why, did I click on this thread...
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Why is everybody talkin all this stuff about him now? It's his perogative, i'm sure he's just gonna do what he wants to do.
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If those sentences are what I think they are, then you deserve a slow, painful, and torturous death.
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"Help," as in remove the baggies full of coke packed in their rectums.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Maybe he's just taking ColdForged's advice about dating.
Finger...butt.
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Less chatter more splatter!
Huh huh, hey Whitney, smell my finger, huh huh....
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Really now, how is that a help? I want to know of the logistics. Use a knife like trying to get the Ketchup to start out of the bottle? Banging it like the Fonz? How does one help out in a situation like that?
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Don't be Cruel, I would never be that cruel to you.
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I had problems crapping this morning, and like a damsel in distress, I thought, "oh, if only Bobby Brown were here!"
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Oh, you're all just jealous. I wish I had someone who loved me enough to do that for me.
What can you married people say about it?
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All I'm going to say is that babies sometimes get painfully constipated and can't be given laxatives.
Edit: As always, please consult your pediatrician before taking action.
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But aren't they small enough where you can use a plunger?
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So, we're to assume Whitney was so cracked out she lacked the cognitive ability to deal with constipation on her own? Yow. That's pretty bad.
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I just saw a commercial for this the other night and Whitney looks HORRIBLE!
I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies