Fun with four items
Saturday, June 25th, 2005 - 11:13pm
So, this is a great game to play when you're sitting around a bar and I thought it would be just as funny sitting around with the Gweejers. 
The premise is this; you're at a store that sells everything from groceries to auto parts. The goal is to pick four items, each of them in themselves innocent enough, but when combined, could send the cashier into shock.
For instance:
engagement ring
shotgun shells
20 feet of rope
champagne
dog collar
blue eye shadow
condoms
duct tape
ping pong balls
bullseye target
vaseline
plastic sheeting
"Quickie Divorce" book
meat grinder
dry ice
formaldehyde
You get the idea...now, go shopping!
*Legion* wrote:
Poor be the man who has not learned from watching Looney Tunes that if you make the wick too long, the target will extinguish it before it blows. Meep meep.
56" LCD HDTV
DOA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Bloodrayne 2
Hand lotion
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Jacksonville Jaguars: 0-0
Fresno State Bulldogs: 1-0 (Rank AP/Coach: 21/21)
condoms
tampon
whipped cream
butter
Unfettered Blather - Daily updated nonsense
X-Box Live Gamertag - CrazedJava
Less chatter more splatter!
eight sketch pads
a bicycle pump
drop cloths
handcuffs
My ongoing D&D campaign, Gaald, Certis and Trachalio playing
Bullwip
Dog biscuits
Box of thumbtacks
The Complete Idiot's Guide to S & M
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Nice game...
The voices say hello.
K-Y Jelly
Cole Slaw
Picture of KrazyTaco
Electrical Tape
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
I only need 2.
1 orange
vaseline
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Mary Kate & Ashley calendar
Saran wrap
A shovel
The biggest bottle of mustard in the store
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem." - Malcolm Forbes
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
(with love to my friend, two comments up)
Thirteen square feet of plaid shag carpeting
a box of ex-lax
a large bottle of ipecac syrup
and anything written by Ann Coulter.
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
1 baby bottle.
1 bottle of formula.
1 shovel.
rat poison
~sorry
If I'd known it was harmless, I would have killed it myself
talc
envelopes
stamps
USA yellow pages on CD
Niseg: that was awesomely evil.
anatomy textbook
rope
drill
drinking straws
Everyone invariably has K-Y or hand lotion on their lists. This is such a giveaway.Try harder!
1 "Peter Pan" DVD
1 pair of sunglasses
1 bottle shower gel
1 bottle of wine
Xbox Live tag Gorilla800lbs
dress pattern
a package of roofing shingles
fishing line
pink silk panties
Lingerie
a Massage book
a cow tongue
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Book - "One hundred and One Excruciating Yoga Positions"
clamps
rubber ball
measuring tape
My ongoing D&D campaign, Gaald, Certis and Trachalio playing
box of nails
lumber
'Stigmata' on DVD
tree sap collecting buckets
Ikariam.org Iota Server Info Sheet
Wow. Just, wow.
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
stop at a gas station and buy:
a 6 pack of beer (bottled)
a galon of motor oil
a galon of gasolin
a cotton t-shirt
I sometimes feel like I've done this while doing regular shopping (items for the dogs)
20 lbs of large beef soup bones
giant tub (64 oz?) of peanut butter
8 packages of Cow Pal String Cheese
10 lbs of chicken necks
To which the cashier remarked, 'your kids must really like peanut butter.'
Now for my fanciful one...
1 trowel
10 lbs quick dry cement
1/2 ton of garden paving stones
1 copy of The Cast Of Amontillado
1 jar of pickled eggs
1 inner tube
1 container Thai peanut sauce
1 meat tenderizer
I am a wild one.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
got another one(obvious one too):
a Koran
an Almanac
a utility knife
the latest version of MS Flight Simulator
Night vision goggles
Rope
Lotion
Basket
Got any toast?
Suction cups
Glass Cutter
Gag
Richard Simmons video tape
Also, with love to any goodgers who remember:
1 fork
1 glass
2 litres of milk
1 large jar of pickled onions
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
1 Diet Coke
1 Bottle White Zinfandel
1 Copy "Boy's Life" Magazine
1 Sequined Glove
-Fan
Inspired by a lot of threads seen around here:
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of water
1 GPS locator
1 computer with internet connection to GWJ to chronicle the experience
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
1 can of Bush's baked beans
1 bottle of Nair
1 large plastic drop-cloth
First season of "Golden Girls" on DVD.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
tub of crisco
box of latex surgical gloves
1 very large squash
duct tape
condoms
whole chicken, fresh
car battery
jumper cables
Here are two examples from real life. The first was my shopping list when I was working on a film set and sent to the store for F/X supplies.
Red food coloring
Corn Syrup
Box of condoms, Magnum, economy size
Donut holes
The second ... well I really don't know much about this one except that I happened upon the items in question (along with receipt) in the woods behind my theater.
32oz. generic brand hand lotion
Canola oil
Underpants (men's briefs)
Turkey baster
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
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