Krazy is Officially in Army, Goodbye Message
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Friday, June 17th, 2005 - 7:51pm
So I signed my papers today. I am shipping out to Fort Jackson in SC on July Sixth. I am going to then go to Monterey California for a year and train as Military Intellegence as a Linguist. I am now known as Specialist Krazy. My mom was right, I am special. 
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Krazy has two mommies.
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Don't ask don't tell baby!
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Hey Taco. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Good luck you big Krazy taco you. Enjoy the Japanese womens when you can sneak out. Hell, enjoy any woman when you can sneak out.
Elysium wrote:
Danjo wrote:
Did the recruiting sergeant make you pirouette before he'd let you in?
You can't make somebody love you, but you can buy a bigger television.
No, but apparently it was BJ and steak day...
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Wow! I didn't know you could jump to E4 right away! That's cool. It was only E3 when I went in (although that was over 20 years ago). Bragg is a cool place, but prepare to sweat a ton in July and August. I'd have picked October or something like that. Anyway, the Army is awesome and Monterey is beautiful. I lived for 10 years in the neighboring town of Salinas and it's gorgeous. Make sure you visit the Aquarium.
Yankees rock, you know it's true...
Specialist? How the hell did you pull that off already? Things must be getting more desperate than they're letting on.
And did the recruiter talk you into signing for a longer hitch than you intended to put in when you walked through the door?
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Do they make you take some exams to see if you're suited for the position, or do you just walk in and say, "I'm doing Military Intelligence, sign me up Bitch!"?
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
If you join the band you go in as E4, I am so not kidding.
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Someone make a floutist joke. My brain seems to have died.
Elysium wrote:
Danjo wrote:
Hey, isn't asking about how well you handle your flute a violation of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I have a bachelor's degree so I automatically become e-4.
Well, not really, but to get the job I wanted (Linguist), it is a minimum 5 year active contract.
I had to take the asvab yesterday. I'm a smart little pucker.
I got at least 135 on all my composite scores. I was qualified for every job in the Army.
Also a little FYI, I will have Top Secret clearance.
Wanna know who killed Kennedy? Sorry, I would go to prison if I told you it was Moe, Larry and Curly.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
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Just be as cunning as you can Krazy. Very cunning.
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that is mandatory !!! Colonel Krazy Angus.
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Are you planning a 5 year stint, or a career?
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Wow Krazy. Best of luck, big hugs, and send me your APO box so I can send you cookies and whatnot. (They make fantastic bribes...) Big hugs!
*Legion* wrote:
So what language(s) are you going to learn?
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Do get ready for things like CQ and guard duty, nobody gets out of those. In Basic, you also have to do fire watch even though the whole damn building is nothing but concrete and not a flammable thing in sight. There's always some things that are downers, but for the most part it's a good life. I would have been a lifer had I not gotten married. Also, never believe 1 thing your recruiter tells you. If he tells you that your MOS don't do guard duty or have "Go To War" details, just snicker a little bit. There are some things that everyone does regardless of their job. Count on it like the sun coming up tomorrow. And never say "But my recruiter told me I didn't have to do things like this!" I actually had a guy in our HQ unit say this. He was made fun of mercilessly for the next 2 years of his life. He's probably still in therapy.
Yankees rock, you know it's true...
Once your training is done, I do hope you'll be so kind as to drop us some gems of crazy from the Intel world.
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Once I'm in Sunny California I should be able to get the internet. So I will be able to drop a line and maybe even chat a bit here. If not I will definately give Pyro my address to have things shipped to me. I do take gold and rubies.
Oh, I know I will have all the duties as all the other enlisted men.
My recruiters seemed actually extremely honest with me and told me the truth on everything. So I guess I got lucky.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
I'm going back to Louisville to take my Language test next Tuesday or Thursday. Not sure which day yet. The better I do on my test, the more difficult the language I have to learn.
If I like it enough then career it is, which means in about three years I will want to go to Officer Candidate School and become an officer. If I don't like it then I will get out in 5 and go work for the CIA, FBI or some other intelligence agency.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
So if you ace the test they make you learn American English?
"Also, I have four legs and am covered in wool. Baa!" *Legion* reveals his inner furry.
After five years in the Army this is future prediction on how I will look.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Good luck Krazy! Keep your eyes open and don't do anything to lose the intel billet!
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Only if I get the bonus question right. I hear the answer is "Oprah is indeed a ho."
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Blunt question, but what does your girlfriend think about it?
(guys, please no Pyro jokes!)
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Please spell intelligence right before you assume your duties
. Will you be a cunning linguist?
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