Change the pants, Age of Empires 3 video

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Evil Avatar has a link to the video.
http://www.gamesarefun.com/gamesdb/media.php?id=763

Oh snap.

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I plan to make love to this game at E3.

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I have a credit card ready for use to buy the x rated version of the footage you WILL take of this game.

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Looks like they''re trying to show realistic destruction of buildings as opposed to having 3 different models - ""destroyed"", ""not quite destroyed"" and ""doing quite jolly, thank yee sire"".

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Holy sweet mother of Steve. I''ve never played any of the other AoE games but that looks amazing.

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I can''t imagine that running well on my computer, but a guy can always hope!

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That''s just plain awesome. If they went back to AOE and AOE 2 with that engine - I''d buy them all again. Can you say trebuchet and that graphics engine with the destructible terrain. Like Edwin said - Oh Snap...

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RAGDOLL PHYSICS! In a RTS!

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I think I just wet myself...
<checks shorts>
yup... I just wet myself.

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*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Go ''way! Busy.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*

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Wow, my mom is hot.

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Stupid Divx codec. Where can I get a copy of the necessary file(s) to play the video in this thing? All I get is sound.

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Ditto, all I get is sound also *CRY*

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"Poppinfresh wrote:
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Go ''way! Busy.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*

I had a roommate in college that would do absolutely nothing but play Age of Empires and look at really bad pr0n. And I think his girlfriend was retarded.

NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.

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"baggachipz wrote:
Stupid Divx codec. Where can I get a copy of the necessary file(s) to play the video in this thing? All I get is sound.

I think it''s just www.divx.com?

There''s a program out there called BSPlayer. Excellent freeware movie player. Even has a screenshot feature. Between the DivX codec and BSPlayer I''ve never encountered something I couldn''t play.

NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.

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I would have sex with the man that would let me touch AoE III right now.

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That appears acceptable. Barely.

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Wow, that''s purty...

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AVI information
Compression: xvid - XVID MPEG-4
avg bitrate 246.74 kbit/s
resolution 320x240
Audio Stream:
Wave type: 85 - MPEG layer 3
AVG bitrate 127.92 kbit/s

My only suggestion would be to find an XVID codec set.
EDIT I use YAAI (Yet Another AVI Info) v2.01.485 to figure out what codecs I need for .avis

Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.

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Holy crap! I''m in. When''s it suppose to ship?

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"LobsterMobster wrote:
Between the DivX codec and BSPlayer I''ve never encountered something I couldn''t play.

Thank you, kind sir. I now got to see all that shakycam goodness. And, might I just say... ghahhghhlhhhghhg

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Any time, Baggachipz.

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"CEJ wrote:
Holy crap! I''m in. When''s it suppose to ship?

EOY 2005 last I read.

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07/15/05

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yo pcgaming is dead. maybe they''ll have this for xenon.

Actually it wouldn''t suprise me if this title is released for the XBox 360. MS is the publisher after all.

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Anyone know what the setting is for this one?

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If I recall correctly it is set in the Rennaissance through the Enlightenment. Is that right?

edit: From the most recent Gamespot preview:

Quote:
The new game will take place in North and South America during the European colonization of the New World. As we saw, battles in Age of Empires III will be fought with musketeers, cavalry soldiers armed with sabers, and cannons that can both cause buildings to collapse and infantry to be blown sky-high, thanks to the game''s modeled physics.

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Yah, you basically start of with a small colony (i.e. Jamestown, St. Augustine) and go from there. It sounds like factors such as trade and native americans will be playing a big part. I too have never played an AoE game but am looking forward to this one.

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I find it strange to accept any pants-related advice from Edwin, if you know what I mean.

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Looks frickin'' awesome. However, does the army cannons use real physics too? They seemed a little weird.

The environment tho... Jeez.

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