My body has developed a tolerence for Right Guard
Thursday, April 21st, 2005 - 12:16pm
What is this crap? My armpit sweat glands are not even remotely intimidated by Right Guard anymore. Does this happen to anyone else? Am I going to have to switch deodorants periodically?
Morrolan wrote:
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
It''s normal, and yes, you should switch brands every so often.
Steam: duckilama
It's not a game anymore, it's an umbrella. - Certis
But it''s just starting now, when I''m 26? That''s bullsh*t.
#1 My body went more than a decade on one brand of deodorant, and now it''s crapping out on me. That is bullsh*t.
#2 I just went to Costco two weeks ago and I have enough Right Guard to make all of France tolerable for a month.
Morrolan wrote:
Yeah that''s the danger of Costco. I still have a case of baked beans I bought a year ago. I don''t even like baked beans. WTF was I thinking?
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
For Sale 95 gallons of mayo
"My motto is, if it's not strong enough to release bowel control, it's not strong enough!"
Morrolan
What were you thinking you ask? Easy. You were drunk.
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
Libertarianism would be a lot more palatable if Ayn Rand hadn't decided she was the world's greatest living philosopher - Robear
The topic title appeared truncated to ""My body has developed a tolerence for Ri"" on the frontpage, which made me rightfully believe, in conjunction with the poster''s name, that ""Ri"" was for ""Ritalin"". How odd it''s not about that.
Right Guard and much of all other brands are aluminium based and will stain your clothes. I am buying European Nivea in Al-free flava on the web-net.
XBox Live | Twitter | Flickr
Be grateful if that''s all you have to deal with. I''m actively allergic to most deoderants, and can''t touch anti-perspirants with a 10 foot pole. I''ve spent weeks just trying to find a store that carries one of the few things I can use, and have to buy up all the stock whenever I find it. Joy!
Graktar, Orc Hunter
I''ve been using Burt''s herbal deodorant for years with great success. And considering how often my body is required to perspire away the waste products of a night of hard drinking, that''s saying a lot.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
So Fresh, So Clean, So Sweaty.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter
I''ve found the Old Spice High Endurance Red Zone to be pretty effective at dealing with the ol'' sweat glands, though it does seem to have lost some of its efficacy of late. I blame this on two things: I''ve been using it for five or six years now, and I''m a fat, hairy Scottish guy. YMMV.
Fletcher, your words intrigue me. I must try this Burt''s.
If I didn't drink, Crom would laugh and cast me out of Valhalla when I die. Peer pressure I can handle, but not when it comes from Crom. -Lobo
Just smear some beer on your armpits, Sanjuro. Since that seems to be your aphrodisiac of choice anyway, you''ll kill two birds with one stone.
The market has much to answer for as to why gaming is NOT an art. -- illum
I thought it was going to be ""Rick"".
You should follow me on Twitter: @legion
jonnypolite wrote:
Mmm.. yeasty.
Morrolan wrote:
I used Right Guard for about five years and it stopped working for me as well. I switched over to the Old Spice High Endurance Red Zone stuff Razorgrin mentions about a year ago and have been pretty happy.
Right guard also stopped working for me. I recently switched to that Axe stuff, but I''m going to switch again. The females seem to like the way it smells, but I don''t think I do. Perhaps I''ll give Old Spice a shot next.
XBLive: Thin J
PSN: Thin_J
You know, there are a lot of 14-year-old kids on Xbox Live who could use a good stab or two - MilkmanDanimal
I HAVE BEER AND PIT-STAINS. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter
Ri is for Riboflavin.
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer
Whoa there, Tex! Stop right there! Are you insane? Do not shun that which is pleasing to the female nose. For crying out loud! Who cares if it smells like boar''s anus to you? If it gets the ladies loose, wear it with pride, man! Bunch of amateurs.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
Wha?
Fletch, women also like the smell of potpourri, scented candles, and flowers. There be no way in hell any self-respecting manly-man would smear crap in their armpits that make them smell like blueberry muffins. You have to draw the line at some point, and if the scent of Brand X ""body spray"" (what marketing hack came up with that one?) turns your nostrils inside out, then don''t wear it. When was the last time you saw a woman wear a perfume that smelled like sauerbratten and beer to attract men?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter
I wear a scented candle in my armpit...
Burns a little.
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer
Earth to Captain Obvious ... I''m not aware of any ""Fluffy Cache"" flavor of MEN''S DEODORANT SPRAY are you? And what the hell kind of gay men''s store do you shop at anyway?
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
You stinky, stinky boy.
WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits
Maybe you should wait to see what my editing added before you play the ""Fluffy Cache"" card.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter
I''m wearing Ode du Sauerbratten right now!
Seriously though, San, just try another brand and periodically go back to your stash of original deordorant to see if it''s working again.
WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits
I don''t know Rat, winning an argument by editing after the fact just makes me feel hollow and empty inside. If it works for you though ...
Every time I''ve met a woman at a sports bar or a baseball game.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
I was trying to find the right spelling to sauerbratten!
Usually in the form of their boyfriend''s vomit, right?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter
Oh Slambie you sexy beast... now if you slip into that little black meat dress, then roll on some hot coals I am so catching the next flight out West.
"My motto is, if it's not strong enough to release bowel control, it's not strong enough!"
Morrolan
Classic.
No seriously, I know a lot of single ladies who hate the smell of smoke and/or beer and/or sausages, but put up with having those lingering odors in their laundry basket so long as they keep meeting the guys.
Perhaps the stink of Doedorant X is far too foul for Thin, but I say if it works, get used to it. I mean come on! This is sex we''re talking about!
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
The Escapist - My first Editor-in-Chief job.
And sauerbratten!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"Butt hat is my opinion and we all know how far that goes around here." - Demonicmaster
Twitter