The Desktop Boob (NSFW)
An amazing item -- a very soft, large teat you can keep on your desk for whenever you need to squeeze something!
OPPA001 Oppai Ball *G Cup* -- Breast Ball
Weight: 2000 g. (4.4 lbs) Price: $25.00
For all those times when you need something large, soft and supple to squeeze, here it is: a desktop oppai (boob) for stress relief. This large G-cup sized boob ball measures 14 cm (5.5 inches) in diameter, is made out of soft jelly like material, intricately painted in a realistic flesh tones and bounces just like the real thing. Featuring a protruding nipple that looks real enough to make you drool, it makes a perfect joke item to attract the attention of innocent bystanders. Great for film projects, parties, jokes, conversation starters, and anything else your wild imagination desires. This item is very large and very well made -- you can feel this in the weight of it when you pick it up.
I find this creepy, VERY creepy.
Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles
Lookat the size of that areola, HUGE!
I am a fan of the smaller nipples.
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Nipples the size of dinner plates.
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Dear Japan,
Seriously, wtf?
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Kinda reminds me of that giant monster boob from that Woody Allen movie.
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I... I want to comment... but I keep finding myself staring at it. In awe.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
Is it currently seeing anyone?
" Did my love gun hit you?" -Gaald to Certis while playing Sins of the Solar Empire.
From the size of it, I''d imagine it''s seeing ALL OF US. I''m convinced that thing is sentient.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
rofl. I saw that movie when i was like 8 gave me nightmares for a week and the chastity belt. ahhhhh
I''m... very confused by this. What... exactly... ummmmm... you know, I was a big fan of playing with my girlfriend''s boobs when we were together... but there''s something all together creepier about this. What ever happened to just sexually harassing a female co-worker?
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/hedberg
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I really need his CD''s.
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Hmmm....target practice?
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Man I miss him.
Japan creeps me out but it is a very fun place. I remember reading a story where a guy got stole about 1 million ladies left shoes from a hospital he lived nearby because of a left shoe fetish.
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Danjo wrote:
At my old desk job, they actually did give just stress-reducing squeezy toys. I think the choices were elephant, wolf or big.
Giant, scary boob was somehow left off the list.
Methinks weinder bomb will have to move over for:
Titty Bomb
Suddenly, I''m reminded of one of my ex''s favorite insults that she directed in my direction: women have boobs, men are boobs.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
No matter where i move in the room, it''s still just .... staring back at me.
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Heavy.com has his CD (or at least a good chunk of it) in the Comedy section, for the time being. Probably won''t be there long. Great site, BTW.
Oh, and Weiner Bomb.
NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.
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Yes, it''s like the eyeballs of haunted paintings...you move left - it moves left; you move right - it moves right...you can''t get away!
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We need one more go ''round of this thread... like a hole in the head... which you can keep warm with these ear muffs.
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Hear that? That''s the sound of me smacking my own forehead.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I named my desktop uniboob ""Sally"". She rarely spoke, but never resisted when I tried to touch her...
Oh crumbs, I'm all thumbs laying here with you. You're beautiful and busty and I'm a little rusty - I've forgotten what to do...
If it bounces, I'd love to play basketball with it.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
hmm, $25?
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Sex?
I once made out with a hot chick, two days later she quit her job and left the state.
How comfortable would you be sitting in your bosses office having a business conversation and all of sudden he reaches over and starts squeezing as massive tit?
Not sure about you but it would freak me out.
I'd laugh like hell.
But then my bosses are cool guys.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
I'd like to know what Mex was searching for that he came across a year old thread about desk boobies.
Or perhaps I don't...
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Heathen! Moses came down with these commandments. Goodjer commandments!
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do you get a discount if you buy them in pairs?
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.