To heck with Civ2 girl. and her little dog, too.
Sunday, April 17th, 2005 - 12:52am
So after I was unceremoniously dropped from SP:CT for the umpteenth time tonight, I walked over to the laundry room to drop off some whites when I noticed through the open window shades that the hot girl who lives two apartments down from me was playing Civ 2. No need to explicitly describe my shock, right?
I immediately went and got two beers out of the fridge and knocked on her door. After the introductions, she motioned towards her PC and said, "I'm just wasting time."
I replied, "Is that Civilization 2?"
"You have no idea how many points you just scored with me," she said.
We drank the beers and talked for an hour before we made a lunch date and I walked back to my place. This is the start of something beautiful.
Morrolan wrote:
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
Dear Penthouse,
I don''t normally write letters like these...
I felt -- I feel -- that Shawn, Rob and Julian were making out with the game, and as their friend I felt it was important to point out that they were making out with an ugly chick. - Cory Banks, keeping it real
Good luck Sanjuro, this is indeed a start of something beautiful (wipes tear).
...and that is how she gave me the gift that keeps giving. Thank you Penthouse for listening.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
"I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being called a dumbass by KrazyTaco." -Gravey
You guys are dicks
Not you Shihon.
Morrolan wrote:
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"Time traveling terrorists are no laughing matter, Malor." - *Legion* quote #30201
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That. Is. Awesome.
Turn-based sex, here you come.
"$10 - Exclusive Sean-cam where he just shakes his head, over and over." From Pyro's Kickstarter, "Endless Pit of Human Misery Livestream"
Is she a stripper as well?
I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies
Does this have a PBEM option?
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I''m tellin''ya, man... it''s not as uncommon as you''d think, apparently.
Damn, I need to go back to that place.
Congrats, Sanjuro.
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You lucky, lucky guy!
The voices say hello.
Damn! Not even fair! Here I am, lonely as hell and you''re off scoring with a girl who plays Civ 2... bah!
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
Don''t worry, we''ll have our day in the sun. Besides, we''re younger than Sanj. We have youth on our sides.
Fletcher wrote:
Hehe, I was totally kidding, actually. I''m quite happy for him, it''s awesome. I just want to hear about her reaction to his... smooth surfaces.
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
That''s a man baby.
Joking aside, good luck.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:http://steamcommunity.com/id/cartoonin99
WHen will you tell her you''re a peeping tom?
How do you take beer to a stranger''s house, anyway?
""this thread needs some pictures""
"Sited for not having a red flag on that ass"-ibdoomed
She''s a MAN, baby!
"You know, hubbinsd, as much as I don't want to go into library science, I still think you're pretty sexy." -Wordsmythe
Well actually jokes aside I recently talked to a tech support woman (from my ISP) on the phone who sounded kinda cute. I was like, wow, not only she knows the intricate details of my connection problems, but she''s a she !
Then I got inside scoop that she used to be a male. Also, one guy got fired for asking her if he should call her [her current name] or [former, male version of her name].
Grats! Good luck!
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Rezzy wrote:
Damn man, good luck! I''ve heard that a phenomenal ice-breaker goes something like this:
""Did you know that my sack is utterly bereft of fuzz?""
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
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I congratulate this girl with the wonderful gift (that is our Sanj) she just lucked out in her life!
P.S. did she drink the beer that you brought?
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I second this. How exactly did that work?
*Knock Knock*
Girl: Hello, how can I help you?
Sanjuro: I HAVE BEER. WILL YOU BE FRIEND?
Girl: I haven''t had beer in ages, and you look like the safe
kind of complete stranger. Yes, I will be your friend.
Sanjuro: I SHAVE MY BALLS.
Girl: How nice for you.
You''ve obviously smooth, pun not intended. I''m just thankful you haven''t stolen my girlfriend from me.
"$10 - Exclusive Sean-cam where he just shakes his head, over and over." From Pyro's Kickstarter, "Endless Pit of Human Misery Livestream"
You still have that picture of me you can show her to get her hot. I don''t mind.
You could let her help you do your monthly turn in our Conquests PBEM game too!
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STEAM: SwampYankee
What kind of pictures have you and Sanjuro been trading?
"$10 - Exclusive Sean-cam where he just shakes his head, over and over." From Pyro's Kickstarter, "Endless Pit of Human Misery Livestream"
All I can think of was that SNL skit where Will Farrell (I think it was him) makes out with Molly Shannon in the bathroom and afterwords he screams ""My Babylon 5 chat room is never gonna believe this!!"" and then he runs away to go get online.
But seriously.. kudos.. I never would''ve been able to parlay noticing anything by looking through a window into a lunch date
Rules cannot trump power -- The Godfather Doctrine
Everything was going great, until, of course, the said ""hot babe"" checked her favorite internet gaming site to find a thread about her (and that someone was peaking in her window).
LOL!
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STEAM: SwampYankee
I actually thought about this, but figured the odds were pretty low of this occurring.
Morrolan wrote:
I hope Fate is listening. Hee hee!
And the odds of you ACCIDENTLY looking in the window of a hot girl playing Civ2, then the odds of her opening the door to a complete stranger holding beer (is this a beer commercial btw?) weren''t low to begin with?
You should have also bought a lottery ticket last night as well!
I asked my wife the same thing last night. She replied with "stop being a moron and wash the damned dishes" -- Paleocon asking his wife about zombies