Tiger ownZ j00 (Video)
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 - 12:29am
Morrolan wrote:
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
Yeah, that makes me sick.
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I for one welcome our new golfing overlord.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I''m not into golf at all, but this shot was amazing!
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Wait, I thought Tiger wasn''t good anymore ... uh huh.
- Elysium
Holy man...
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pfft... I can do that.
yeah, right... that''s one hell of a shot... I can''t even grab the damn stick properly.
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Wow, that was amazing. One of the few times that I have ever enjoyed golf.
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Danjo wrote:
The Masters is like the Super Bowl for me -- I just lost it when I saw that shot. Vintage Tiger.
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I''m glad he''s back, even if it is only for the Masters.
Seriously, though. If Ihad a gorgeous Swedish model wife, I probably wouldn''t be concentrating on Golf much either.
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That shot was absolutely incredible. Ever more so when you consider that his ball was resting up against the first cut.
I wonder if Elin gave him a little additional Swedish lovin for the win!
Tiger Woods is the patron saint of Golf.
Now, honestly, if you got to go home to that even if you didn''t win the Green Jacket, would you really be a loser?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
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Yeah she''s gorgeous. Who says money can''t buy happiness?
*prints*
*leaves office, heads to bathroom*
Thanks, Warlock!
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"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
I don''t really enjoy watching golf... but found myself watching some of the Masters. I need to be more careful about what I watch in front of my son. My two year old was lumbering around the living room with one of his drumsticks and making ""wooshsh"" ''ing noises. Occasionally he would yell ""I did it!"" and ask me to clap for him.
""What are you doing Luke?"" I asked.
""I''m not Luke. I''m Tiger.""
He''s been pretending at being Tiger all week now. My wonderful little retirement plan.
Joining the long list of ''Gravy Train'' dads.
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I''m thoroughly hoping that thinly veiled references to fapping replaces ""I''d hit it"" as one of the new board memes.
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I didn''t know Nike made RC golf balls.
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Pff. I can do that.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
It''s the Bitter Drunk Kid!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Seconded, beautiful shot.
"You let your kid get hooked on Yu Gi Oh? Someone was asleep at the parenting wheel" -*Legion*
When you'rethis good, its hard to be humble
Have to admit though. That was a good one.
"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is kind of stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
While student teaching in elementary music, I had to dress up as a character from a book. Which I really didn''t feel like doing. So I thought to myself, ""well what do i have around the house that counts as a costume and involves no effort."" My choices were my tuxedo (gotta have one as a musician) and my golf stuff. Opting for the comfortable, I decided to be Tiger Woods for the day, and carry around a kid''s biography of him. Turns out the elementary library had 4. And every kid immediately guessed that I was Tiger Woods.
And I read the biography. Dang. He is amazing.
It''s also kind of funny how he''s a mix of almost every ethnicity you can think of (which I didn''t know) and yet he''s not normally referred to as half-asian, or whatever. Let me just stop there and keep this post in this forum.
He did break alot of ground for a lot of folks, though. Amazing guy.
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Morrolan wrote:
Was I the only one who read the forum title and assumed it would be about Mac OS X 10.4? Wow I am such a geek.
I don''t watch golf that much but that was an awesome shot.