Night Watch (Trailer)

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Thoughts? Opinions? Much like Sin City, this trailer is uber-cool.

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Night Watch? Wasn''t this the game where you could hire Dana Plato as a hooker in FMV and then kill her to get your money back on Sega CD?

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I have no idea what that movie is about.

But it looks like it could be cool.

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Night Watch? Wasn''t this the game where you could hire Dana Plato as a hooker in FMV and then kill her to get your money back on Sega CD?

I think you''re thinking of Night Trap.

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Look cool? Yes.

Fricking trilogies SUCK! Guess I''ll be waiting till they come out on DVD so I can watch it all at once.

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What the hell did I just watch?

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Morrolan wrote:

If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.

The Musk is strong with this one
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My work computer does not have sound, is this movie in english? All the principals seem to be Russian.

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Exactly.

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On an unrelated note, I am making my way through the first season of AQHF and I finally figured out Thin J''s avatar. Someone had Err too.

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Whoops, that should have been ATHF.

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Night Watch the Russian movie is an admirable attempt of Russian cinema to show that they can do movies which do not look like they were made in 1960''s budget- and effect- wise.

Unfortunately the movie itself is a convoluted pile of sh*t. And thats coming from someone who is fluent in Russian. Apparently it was based on a complex world and they tried to shove too much of it into the film without explaining anything.
This movie is like a goth teenage girl. Look how pretty and dark I can be ! Nevermind the fact that I am dumb and confused.

Some sequences in this movie look like they were written by Jerry
Bruckenheimer''s retarded brother and serve no purpose except to cut between things really fast. Others drag along or repeat the same CGI shot (crows over a house, ooo!) over and over.

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I''m going to ignore you shihonage and place this on my ""drool and salivate until it comes out just like Sin City and Bubba Hotep list""

I want to love this movie. It reminds me of Killer 7 in a way (the boy in the subway who turns into a transparent bunch of nerve endings etc).

I could care less about the story as long as the atmosphere is done right - point in case, the mighty Eraserhead. I heart Lynch.

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If you''re so enthusiastic about Night Watch, you can buy the NTSC-compliant, region-free DVD of it HERE.

It has Russian audio and English subtitles.

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Killer 7 should remind you of Night Watch

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Killer 7 should remind you of Night Watch

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