Fell in love with a girl... a stripper girl
Monday, January 10th, 2005 - 2:44pm
So, this sounds dumber the more I think about writing it.
I went to a strip club with a couple of friends. They got lapdances, and I got mine, and all was well. But I got a little bored halfway through my dance, and I began speaking with the girl. Her name, age, if she wasn't cold with so little clothing, etc.
I paid, then she came to my table and we began talking. I bought her a couple of drinks(something I never do), and the more we spoke, the more entertained I was, because she wasn't actually dumb, or egotistical, or whatever negative characteristic that you can think of(and I've surely experienced in women).
Told me she was married, about her life, her dog, her business plans, etc. Told me her real name, and said that she did not sleep with her clients, even tho many asked, because of her husband, and I asked jokingly if she'd sleep with me, and she giggled and said "sure". She said she loved being on the internet. So I asked her for her email, and then she gave it to me, and I left because it was late.
That was about three days ago and I'm still thinking about her.
But it's the dumbest thing, isn't it? Married, a stripper who probably makes men feel good for a living... Yet I'd like to ask her out and speak for a while. Because even tho I date constantly, I'm bored by most women.
Also, she's hot. Mindboggingly hot.
Ugh. Never mind, it's dumb. Still, it's nice because it gives me hope that I can actually fall in love with someone.
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In my mind a stripper who''s willing to date customers isn''t the kind of woman I''d want to hang out with. A married stripper is like the ultimate in unattainable though. Next you''re going to find out she''s addicted to video games and it''s time for Mex to begin his new career as a stalker.
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Yeah, keep your wits and think with the right head. As a general rule, strippers are baaad news.
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Careful, strippers are there to seperate you from your money. Always take what ever they say with a grain of salt.
um...or so I hear.
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Mex, you sure you''re not just hooked on the concept of ''the chase''?
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And a shot of penicillin.
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As opposed to other white, fine, but illegal substances, which are purportedly like kyptonite to strippers.
Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot. - Legion
I find it ironic anytime a healthy vaccinated person bitches about science...on the internet. - MaverickDago
I thought about that too, and I think that''s the answer. =P
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This post reminded me of this quote...
Can anyone guess the movie?
Strippers earn a living by making men like them. Ideally strippers want you to fall in love with them and keep coming back week after week to just ""talk"" for money, then they don''t even have to ""dance"".
This is just a generalization of course, but there has only been one stripper in the whole world that I have met that didn''t seem like a nice, quality person, and it was her first day.
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"That's because you were 10. Everyone likes Garfield when they're 10. When you're 10 you think a cat eating lasagna is genius." - Mumford
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And for some reason to pull down your socks. Don''t ask me why that was so facinitating to her; I sure would have asked if her legs not been wrapped around my neck and her well-toned ass not a mere inch or so from my face. But for some reason, her obession with my socks always stuck with me.
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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
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'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I''ve only been to one strip club in my life, and that adventure ended when a stripper broke my glasses with her boobs.
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Teen Wolf
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Same thing.
Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot. - Legion
I find it ironic anytime a healthy vaccinated person bitches about science...on the internet. - MaverickDago
Um...Teen Wolf, but only because I cheated and used teh Google. Why do you know this quote?
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Ouch. So that one hit a little close to home.
As an aside, had a friend who''s sister stripped down in San Diego. Over time she became very jaded and not so nice to talk to. Her problem was that she could see no reason why she should get out of the biz when she could make more in a week than she could in a month in a ''real'' job. After a while, she became very negative and saw little good in most people and men in general.
What are the odds on her story being truthful? You think she''s really married?
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There are so many things here that flash Warning! Danger! Danger! I will just point out the biggest thing though.
A stripper whose married but is willing to sleep with someone she met giving a lap dance to!
Bad news!
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This remind me of is something eerily similar that happened in our family.
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Yeah, I''m pretty sure she''s married. Told me a few details that would probably not be made up. I also checked her profile on MSN (with her email address), and there''s a pic of her with her husband, and her real name. It was definitely not intended for the public at large.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
There is a special place in hell for most strippers.
Strippers and ""adult entertainers"" are a special brand of hellion that are motivated by money, money and money. Sometimes, they are even hooked on drugs.
I''ve never been on the receiving end of this particularly deadly form of poison, but I know several friends who have had their credit ruined, bank accounts drained, cars crashed, lives ruined, houses robbed and a host of other evil and vile actions.
On principle alone I will not frequent any of these clubs. I''d sooner give my money to a crackhead on the street. My advice is to steer clear or buy the video/dvd.
My own personal, and highly biased opinion.
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Sometimes they''re even trying to feed their families. *gasp*
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Which means you plan yo post it here, right? I have to see what Mex thinks is smokingly hot.
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And if she has a thing about playing with socks.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Of all people, I can''t believe that *Mex* would fall for this. Dude, whatsamatta you?
Dealing with strippers, you''re just asking for trouble. Their one job is to tease money out of your wallet. Sounds like she got you good. Haven''t you seen the episode of South Park where Butters falls in love with the Raisins girl? If not, you should.
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Gorilla, don''t be too hard on yourself. You were young and needed money. WHo wouldn''t have answered the ''Go-Go Dancers Wanted?'' ad''?
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Heh.
Strippers are a strange kind of magic. Speaking from experience, I think guys want to like strippers. The whole ''hooker with a heart of gold'' thing. A stripper who''s smart and funny and nice is very endearing, and I think guys want to see that.
Not to mention that, if they couldn''t elicit that sort of reaction, they wouldn''t last very long as strippers, regardless of how hot they are.
I had a similar experience, a stripper asked for a lap dance, I declined, and we ended up talking for about half an hour while the freinds I was with looked on in awe of my powers of self restraint. I was impressed because, after all that, she didn''t ask again if I''d like a dance. I actually see her at school every now and then, but I''m not fool enough to think she''d remember me. I do, however, understand the sort of hold they can have. I think it may also have to do with the fact that, if they''re talking openly with YOU, that probably means you''re something special, given the number of men they talk to each and every day. It''s nice to think that someone as jaded as a stripper (and they are ALWAYS jaded,) would see you as special.
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That''s the worst about it. In fact I''ve ""rescued"" friends from spending their year''s salary on a stripper.
It''s just that with this one, my bull-sh*t detector didn''t activate. I know that their ultimate purpose is ""The Benjamins"", but, you know... I guess I tripped
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Just to switch gears here, but do you want to be the one that breaks up her marriage? You want to be the other guy? They have deer rifles in Mexico, right? On the other hand, maybe they''re looking for a third.
Back to strippers and evil. Not so much, but I can see how the some folks would be enthralled by it all. After all, its a place where a pretty girl is paid to talk to you. Not always a bad thing, however most things go bad if done in the extreme. Been to lots of strip clubs in my life and never been robbed, but then again, I''m way too cynical to put up with some little floppsy-mopsy''s chit chat to let her move in with me. I even had one hit on me at my brothers bachelor party but that level of trouble was not for me.
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