The news that single people have been waiting for...
Friday, January 7th, 2005 - 9:28pm
The line at Jennifer's door forms behind me.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Wish I cared, wait, no I don''t. I never really liked Jennifer Aniston. I don''t find her hot and I never understood why others do.
McChuck wrote:
I thought it would be news of some program for Nintendo DS which gives you a signal when you pass by other singles with Nintendo DS who''s profiles are matching your own.
I''ve indeed waited for this news.
I never cared for her. But this is still great news! Honestly, half my world crumbled when I heard Brad Pitt got married. Not because I have to hots for him (although, if I had to, he''d be my male choice), but because:
A. He can get any woman he wants if he''s single
B. Yet he got married.
This scrambled my synapses so much, that I was depressed for a few minutes. I thought that, maybe, getting married was obligatory.
But... thank god for divorce.
Yes, the sky is a little brighter today...
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Have I mentioned lately that my ex has a passing resemblance, both in physicallity and name, to Jennifer Anniston? But, on the downside, my ex is obviously more evil and bitchy.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
*Whimper*
"Time traveling terrorists are no laughing matter, Malor." - *Legion* quote #30201
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Gotta love Hollywood marriages.
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JEnnifer Aniston was my number one girl till this marriage..now she is dead to me....
I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
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Call me when Sara Silverman is single again
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4.5 years? I''ve got socks my wife bought for me that are older than that.
Edit: That''s a man, baby! One of the worst cases of Madonna Disease I''ve seen in a while. Ironically, probably the worst since Courtney Cox. I never though JA was attractive, and now I''m sure of it.
"Raise high the black flags, my children."
-- Gebhard von Blucher.
I thought this thread had something to do with a sale on Real Dolls.
"Poor Eli Nooo... *child starts crying*"
"Come on now, there's no need to make that kind of noise. It sounds awful and you'll upset other people." - Ionae from Spirit Engine 2
I''m still pining for Jena Malone.
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PSN: Thin_J
I don't imagine master craftsmen leaping away from completed projects and shouting "Done, motherf*ckers! - 1Dgaf
She got married?
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you can have her... I want the girl from here at school more than any movie star any day
I''m still saving myself for Natalie Portman...
edit: does that come out pathetic?
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Only if you are like 40!
I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
One phone call and you're melting like butter over my kettle pop. -- Edwin to Mex
2005 GWJFFL2 Champion
Hollywood insiders attribute the couple''s difficulties to Ms. Aniston''s refusal to wear more than the minimum amount of flare.
"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone
You''re a funny, funny guy. The icon is still the creepiest thing of all time though.
I never understood the furor over JA or Brad, really. But then I''m more a Selma Hayack (sp?), Antonio Bandaras type fan. Dark, sultry, dangerous...mmmm.....yum. Other people I think should be naked all the time include Vin Diesel and Henry Rollins. Now, if we could get all of them into one sweaty, naked movie...I might never need to buy another film....
*Legion* wrote:
Don''t you dare turn this thread about pining for Jennifer Aniston into a thread about sweaty naked men! Mmm, Jennifer, you''re so lovely, but you''ve been tainted by a Pitt.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Maybe sweaty, definitely NOT naked, so perfectly work safe:
http://www.dancingmonica.com/brando.htm
"Raise high the black flags, my children."
-- Gebhard von Blucher.
Are you on some kind of fertility drugs Deva? Sex, sex, sex. Always the sex with you. Why can''t we ever just be close?
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
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That''s true. Sweaty naked men deserve a thread all of their own!
Oh gods forbid. One is just right. Nobody needs a litter.
Oh alright, we can have girl''s night. You bring the Kate Hepburn movies and I''ll find the nail polish.
*Legion* wrote:
Don''t forget to leave one freind uninvited, so you have someone to badmouth!
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That is a great idea.
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Ms. Hayek made a unibrow hot. I hate Ed Norton with a burning passion for having wooed her.
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Dude, how can you be attracted to anybody who had a Bert going on?
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
We weren''t looking at her face...
I like this Duckideva person. I''d like an informative pamphlet.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
I think DuckiDeva is married to DuckiLama, Mex.
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That''s ok, I''m not a jealous type of guy.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred