\"Have a Merry Christmas\" -The Thread.

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Location: Lower Albion.

Every aspiring forum needs one, and now that we've got our own dirty/elegant lyric threads, perhaps its time we had a prose one too.

As I'll be PMing with the old family for the rest of the week I want to take the opportunity now of saying:

*Merry Christmas!*

To everyone and thanks for being such a great gaming community, there is nowhere quite like GWJ on the net and I hope you all have a wonderful time and get out of Christmas 2004 whatever it is you've been wishing for all year.

So plenty of seasons greetings from here in damp Surrey, may somebody's Christmas be a white one.

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Merry Christmas from a cold but otherwise snowless Chicago.

And here''s a flash game to get into the spirit of things...
http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

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Have a good holiday everyone, I''ll be back at my home town for Christmas Eve and Christmas day before I have to rush back on Boxing Day to host Karla''s parents and her sister at my place.

Stay sane and have a good time!

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

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Happy Festivus !

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Bah Humbug, ya bastards.

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"shihonage wrote:
Happy Festivus !

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Yep, Feliz Navidad to everyone. I really appreciate you all, even the weird ones like Edwin, and I''m glad to consider myself part of the gamerwithjobbers.

I''d say crap like ""don''t focus on the presents"", but I already know how materialistic y''all are

Seriously, hug your family or somethin''.

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Feliz Navidad to everyone. May your holidays be warm enough to celebrate without pants.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Haunakah, Joyous (or whatever) Kwanzaa, and Happy New Year.

I shall be thinking of you all as I negotiate the horror-rpg that is two seperate family gatherings, which may require the seeking of enlightenment through alcohol.

Anyone got a +1 cloak of STFU I can borrow?

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""enlightement though alcohol""? Brilliant. ""To numb yourself against the fickle whim of time and circumstance"".

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Merry Christmas from Icy Dallas

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"Demiurge wrote:
Bah Humbug, ya bastards.

Hehe... yeah. I''m with ya

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"Thin_J wrote:
"Demiurge wrote:
Bah Humbug, ya bastards.

Hehe... yeah. I''m with ya

Yeah, that''s where my holly berries are hung too. Bought a four-foot christmas tree the other day so that I wouldn''t feel totally abandoned by Christmas and the damn thing made me sick.

Even the trees are against me! I quit. Wake me in time for New Years.

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Happy, you know what!

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My brother and I lived in a two bedroom apartment for the first year and a half I lived in Seattle. One day I came home from work and he was waiting for me, wearing the biggest grin on his face. Like he''d eaten all the pie and didn''t care if he got caught.

So after staring at him for a few moments, I break down. ""Alright, what is it already?"" In typical gaming fashion, I''m thinking he''s gotten some uber-drop in EQ or DAoC or whatever we were playing at the time. But he just smiles, and points at the wall.

""I put up our Christmas decorations.""

On the wall is a stick-on Bow. Plastered right in the middle of a typically empty wall. And it''s the blue. And shiny.

""Christmas trees are for sissies."" He declares.

That''s what the holiday season means to me.

"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade

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Happy holidays, everyone, from me, Elysium (who is having to work too many hours lately), and Elysium 2.0. Hope you all have a great day.

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Happy holidays, a merry Christmas and - as we say over here - ein frohes Fest to everyone!

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Merry Christmas from sunny Southern California! Hope the holidays bring all the gaming goodness everyone wants - both in new games and the time to play them .

Khaaaaaaaan!
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Season Greetings. I hope everyone enjoys the holidays!

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Happy Holidays everyone. Hae fun and be safe.

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Merry Christmas All!!!

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Be safe and have a happy holiday!

By the way, christmas night be on Halo 2 if you''d like to get fragged by me and my new present!

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Merry Christmas and may whoever(Or a lack of whoever) bless everyone.

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Merry Christmas to all...and to all a good night.

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Merry Christmas

Oh man, you had to go there, dinnit ya?

I am forced to retaliate: Industrial Christmas Wishes

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Have a happy happy, and a merry merry, from me and mine to you and yours.

Of course, that probably entails our dogs licking you, and not always in appropriate places. But really, in a friendly holiday spirit sort of way. So it''s all good.

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Hey, as long as their noses aren''t too cold. A lick is a lick, after all.

You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......

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"Swampy wrote:
A lick is a lick, after all.

Tell that to my girlfriend.

Thanks, I''ll be here through the holidays. Merry Christmas, wacka wacka wacka.

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By the way, christmas night be on Halo 2 if you''d like to get fragged by me and my new present!

I might just have to take you up on that.

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Location: Raleigh, NC

Happy Holidays to all.

Except Tiny Tim, he gets on my nerves.

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Merry Christmas, or whatever holiday you celebrate=)

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