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Just wanted to say hello to Elysium, I used to work with him way back in the day at Software Etc before it went to hell.....

In case you do or do not remember me, played EQ with you when it first came out as well...(real name is Patrick)

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Wait, are you saying Elysium really does exist? I thought he was just a basic AI connected to a huge thesaurus.

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Just wanted to say hello to Elysium, I used to work with him way back in the day at Software Etc before it went to hell.....

In case you do or do not remember me, played EQ with you when it first came out as well...(real name is Patrick)


Prove it! How short is he?

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

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Can we say beanpole? And last I saw he had a beard(though its been a couple years)

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That Elysium, what a kidder! He''s always creating these immaginary ""people I used to work with."" When will the hilarity stop?!

Welcome Rainsmercy!

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Can we say beanpole? And last I saw he had a beard(though its been a couple years)

And no belt probably, yeah you got it.

I would ask how you stumbled up the site but I''m afraid the answer might be ""I Google his name every day in hopes of finding him again""

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

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Can we say beanpole? And last I saw he had a beard(though its been a couple years)

And no belt probably, yeah you got it.

I would ask how you stumbled up the site but I''m afraid the answer might be ""I Google his name every day in hopes of finding him again""

That is almost as bad as how I search for ''Certis'' on google every 5 minutes...

Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.

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Actually, a mutual friend of Elysium''s and mine told me about it a while back, I never got around to registering on it, then he told me about it again a couple week''s ago, and I finally did register. I finally got off my arse and started posting today though. Helps that it is extremely dead at work today=)

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We''ll be sure to tell him you said hello, as soon as he gets paroled.

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You should of asked if you were on his ''list'' before you started posting.

Now he has all your details!!! Was that a knock on your door?

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We''ll be sure to tell him you said hello, as soon as he gets paroled.

Oh, did he finally kill his wife? Or are you speaking of when the Christmas shopping season is over?

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"Rainsmercy wrote:
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We''ll be sure to tell him you said hello, as soon as he gets paroled.

Oh, did he finally kill his private male prostitute?

Yep.

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"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
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"Rainsmercy wrote:
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We''ll be sure to tell him you said hello, as soon as he gets paroled.

Oh, did he finally kill his private male prostitute?

Yep.

ooooooo, it''s on mayhap?

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*checks list of people to kill.

Damn, thought for a second that I''d found another one to cross off my list.

Howdy, Rain.

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Howdy Rain, I would also like to mention GWJ''s sister''s site, Stalkers With Jobs.

Just kidding, it''s amazing how great the interwebby is for finding people, I''m glad you have found your Certis.

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"Swat wrote:
Howdy Rain, I would also like to mention GWJ''s sister''s site, Stalkers With Jobs.

Just kidding, it''s amazing how great the interwebby is for finding people, I''m glad you have found your Certis.

Now if only I could find my Certis.

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Oh man, you''re on a roll today Taco. Where''s that drumset I had lying around.. oh yeah.. there it is..

ba-dum-dum-ching!

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"Swat wrote:
Oh man, you''re on a roll today Taco.

They don''t call me ""I can''t believe it''s not butter, spread"" for nothing.

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Now if only I could find my Certis.

*shudder*

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

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actually, found my Elysium, not my Certis.....lol

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"Rainsmercy wrote:
actually, found my Elysium, not my Certis.....lol

May you find your own Certis one day as well.

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"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
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"Rainsmercy wrote:
actually, found my Elysium, not my Certis.....lol

May you find your own Certis one day as well.


Doesn''t that require surgery?

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One Certis to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.

I got nothing.

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"Morrolan wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
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"Rainsmercy wrote:
actually, found my Elysium, not my Certis.....lol

May you find your own Certis one day as well.


Doesn''t that require surgery?

I think it''s similar to oral surgery requiring only a local anaesthesia.

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And lots of morphine afterwards, cuz the Morphine the better!

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"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
""]I think it''s similar to oral surgery requiring only a local anaesthesia.

I''d get general anesthesia. It''s so the bomb. Makes you completely loopy after waking up - the whole world suddenly becomes really funny and exciting and interesting in the most minute detail.

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"doihaveto wrote:
It''s so the bomb. Makes you completely loopy after waking up - the whole world suddenly becomes really funny and exciting and interesting in the most minute detail.

Shrooms. Easier on the soft tissues and better by far.

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"doihaveto wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
""]I think it''s similar to oral surgery requiring only a local anaesthesia.

I''d get general anesthesia. It''s so the bomb. Makes you completely loopy after waking up - the whole world suddenly becomes really funny and exciting and interesting in the most minute detail.

I had general anaesthesia back in USSR when I was about 11 years old.
They usually did the removal of adenoids with local anaesthesia, but I managed to get into a fight with a doctor when he was examining my mouth with a spoon, so he realized that I am the ""sensitive"" type.
I think I did that on purpose, because I heard the inhuman screams of other children who were having this done under local anaesthetic.

First they gave me a shot in the butt, then half an hour later they laid me down and put a mask on my face.
For a moment I felt like I couldn''t breathe, but then everything became funny and I was floating in space while holding on to the bed.
When I woke up, I was lying in a hospital cart, looked up at my mom and said ""Okay, so when are they going to do the surgery ?"".

USSR was amusingly selective with their use of anaesthetics.
For example, tooth drilling was done with NO anaesthetics of any kind, they were only used when a tooth was to be taken out.
I remember hours of pleasure* I got from that.

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"shihonage wrote:

USSR was amusingly selective with their use of anaesthetics.
For example, tooth drilling was done with NO anaesthetics of any kind, they were only used when a tooth was to be taken out.
I remember hours of pleasure* I got from that.

Ye Gods man! I feel so spoiled.....last time I was in at the dentist, I asked for *more* anesthesia, please.

We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea.

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"doihaveto wrote:
"KrazyTaco[FO wrote:
""]I think it''s similar to oral surgery requiring only a local anaesthesia.

I''d get general anesthesia. It''s so the bomb. Makes you completely loopy after waking up - the whole world suddenly becomes really funny and exciting and interesting in the most minute detail.

I''m going to get my wisdom teeth pulled (all four) in about 3 weeks and I''m looking forward to the general anaesthetic. I''ve never been knocked out, or passed our or what-have-you, before. People talk about it but I just can''t imagine the feeling.

I have a feeling I will be let down by the experience. Oh well.

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Whenever I see this thread pop up throughout the day, all I can think of is:

... is it me you''re looking for?
Cause I wonder where you are.
And I wonder what you do.

And so on. Ad infinitum. Literally. All day long.

So thanks.

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