Top 10 Cheesiest Movie Lines
Monday, December 13th, 2004 - 11:13am
Courtesy of MSN News, feel free to add to the list 
1. "Titanic": Leonardo DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!"
2. "Dirty Dancing": Patrick Swayze's "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
3. "Four Weddings And A Funeral": Andie McDowell's "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
4. "Ghost": Demi Moore's "Ditto." to Patrick Swayze's "I love you."
5. "Top Gun": Val Kilmer to Tom Cruise: "You can be my wingman anytime"
6. "Notting Hill": Julia Roberts' "I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy... asking him to love her."
7. "Independence Day": Bill Pullman's "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
8. "Braveheart": Mel Gibson's "They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom!"
9. "Jerry Maguire": Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise: "You had me at hello."
10. "The Postman": A blind woman says to Kevin Costner: "You're a godsend, a savior." He replies: "No, I'm a postman."
Various Films: Keanu Reeves: ""Whoa!""
"When will then be now?"
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Slightly off topic...anyone remember seeing the video game valentines in EGM a few years back? They had one with the Master Chief that read ""You had me at Halo.""
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
Oh man, that''s horrible Podunk. Horrible..
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I know. I love it.
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
How about:
""I''ll be back""
In 10 different cheesy movies?
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Dude Where''s My Car: ""Dude, it''s a Llama""
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Anything from Batman 3 or 4.
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How that doesn''t soar to the top of the list -- and indeed, fly out the top like the seed of a gangly virgin viewing his first lesb... hmm, too much simile for the masses, methinks -- is beyond me. My wife loves that movie and that line makes me gassy every time.
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
Oh, I think some of my fave cheese includes:
""I''m not a bitch! Everyone wants to be me!"" and ""I was short *and* fat?"" - both from Overboard
*Legion* wrote:
""Yippee-ki-yay motherf**ker"" or any of a thousand similar lines designed to inspire spontaneous ""America, F**k yeah!""s from the audience anytime a big-dollar action star is about to waste someone of questionable ethnicity.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
JACK BURTON: He quits? Why? It''s a brand-new day an'' the man''s still got a hundred bucks...
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“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.” John K Galbraith
Sly Stallone: You''re a disease, and I''m the cure!""
Yankees rock, you know it's true...
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol'' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: ""Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"" ""Yessir, the check is in the mail.""
Cheesy but great.
"Even though that place should only be fifteen or twenty minutes away geographically, in actual practice - between the hours of four and seven - Redmond might as well orbit the Earth." - Tycho, Penny Arcade
Stallone ala Judge Dredd
""I am the Law!""
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:I, Robot - Will Smith: ""Aww HAYL naw!""
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Rambo: ""To win the war, you have to become a war."" Or some such...
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
F**K YEAH!!
Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot. - Legion
I find it ironic anytime a healthy vaccinated person bitches about science...on the internet. - MaverickDago
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth... - Darth Anakin Fairy Walker
Certis beat me to it. - Elysium
I''d post the scripts to the last two Star Trek movies, but that''d be too annoying.
But, let''s face it, it isn''t just the words, it''s the delivery. Half the lines in the LOTR trilogy could have made the list if they had been uttered by lesser actors.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
That gets my vote for number one. Pardon me while I run to the bathroom and lose my lunch.
Ugh.
Graktar, Orc Hunter
Agreed.
Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot. - Legion
I find it ironic anytime a healthy vaccinated person bitches about science...on the internet. - MaverickDago
I just want to say thanks to those posting the Jack Burton quotes. I had forgotten how totally awesome that movie is
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"I like to hear people talking when they're not talking to me," I said. "It's soothing to know that I don't have to listen." -- Bill Harris describing a truism.
Luke, I AM your father!
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Before you attack Gorilla with your shivs and shanks, he''s referring to the about a 1,000 or so invocations of ""Luke, I AM your father"" in about a bajillion movies. The actual line from The Empire Strikes Back is:
Vader: ""Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.""
Luke: ""He told me enough...he told me you killed him.""
Vader: ""No. I AM your father.""
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
From They Live:
""I''m here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and I''m all out of bubble-gum.""
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
Oh man I love They Live, it''s a classic.. especially the fight scene in the Alley, pure brutality
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Agreed. They Live is the best. Kudos One.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
""No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.""
Quote:
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Let''s see a little love for Ash. A few from Army of Darkness are in order.
""I''ve got news for you pal, you ain''t leadin'' but two things: Jack and sh*t... and Jack just left town.""
""Gimme some sugar, baby.""
""I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king ... Hail to the king, baby.""
""Good. Bad. I''m the guy with the gun""
"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis
Oh oh oh, anything that Denise Richards says. I''ve seen 2x4''s with a better emotional range.
""Oh Johnny, say it ain''t so!"" - Starship Troopers
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